The Best of Omegle

By Hmar24

90.5K 1.4K 505

This is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! wh... More

The Best of Omegle
Go get a towel!
Cejhfe
IT'S A DISEASE
Finish fast
U wnt 2 mary wid me?
I'm happy for you
Not good enough
m5 wall
Mines getting softer
Learn English
Go make yourself horny
Aliens
Please gay
lol omegle...
Here's my Tumblr
Mr Horny
A sexy lama?
We need a break
Osama
Girl
I know so much about you!
T
Why
Honry
Knock Knock
You are funny
It's YOUR turn
Very small creature
I need a doctor
I like to breathe
I think it's cuz he's full of gas?
Who do we have here?
If you were gay that would be okay
Bonus Chapter 1 - My Yearly Shower
Bonus Chapter 2 - Tree or Fire hydrant?
The alphabet. And some other stuff...
American Sign Language
Traumatising Events
Important Notice
I don't speak Chinese
I'm a Ninja
Food makes me happy
Be their man, not some pussy cat
A collection of Convo's
Another Collection of convos
Even more collections of convo's
Oreos
lol... this guy...
Another set of convos
Cardboard tastes yummy...
More epic convos!!!!!
I'm running out of things to call chapters not done by me! D:
Rubba dub dub... o.O
Come get a grub... O.o
Go find some scrub... O.O
You will find a mug... o.o
Maybe even a slug... \(o.o)/
The chapter i want you all to read
My Milkshake
Does not
bring all
The boys
To the
Yard
Psych
Just Mimi
Make up your mind...
Serious Author Note to clarify everything
So true...
Maraca
DO YOU LOVE ME?
It must be you!
I like blood
In Your bed ;)
ASL
Someone already is...
I guess a human...
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you have wii?

Say HI

2.4K 34 4
By Hmar24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: say HI

Stranger: hi

You: nonono

You: HI

You: not hi

Stranger: ohhh god if i wud nt hv f*ck yr mothr thn might u wre nt here

Stranger: whyy i hd done tht mistake

Stranger: :(

Stranger: u fool

You: u should learn to speak english

You: u make no sense

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

1.3K 51 15
Hey it's murderouspanda666!! So awhile ago I wrote a book similar to this and I didn't like it. So I got rid of it and rewrote a new version. Problem...
94.1K 1.9K 37
Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, this is some random jokes, riddles and some tricky questions, hope you like it!
208 6 3
This will be a collection of stories I wanna do down the road but cannot at the moment with current stories I'm currently working on.
7.7K 433 22
This is my first BL story. I don't know how it will be. But I will try my best. Hope you all like it.