Send Nudes // l.r.h

By h2hoeee

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your boy just wants nudes [highest ranking: fanfiction #195] thank you @CharlesSara for the cover, I adore it... More

i love you but who are you
how'd you get my snapchat luke
you send nudes first
is that what a nude is
your nudes make me feel some type of way
sucks to suck
tell me a story
are you some internet stripper lady
if michael won't tell you, i can't either
i told her you had a small dick
yo hoe
it'd be like the kardashian's mom
we totally suck
it makes me look like a potato
he shouldn't be so butthurt
we need to talk
midgets are hot
boi
i just want to hug you
holy fuck
it was huge
do a backflip
take off your shirt
cake was on pause
local strip joint
close as strangers
good luck charm
i'll buy you whatever you want
JOIN MY GROUP CHAT
she wasnt fucking around
do you feel it now mr. krabs
i can smell her herpes
you drive a hard bargain
she is looking a little pudgy lately
no loud sex
interested in dick
steal luke and place him in your closet
the chicken has left the nugget
i'm an alcoholic
I really hope you blocked me
come give me some of that cake
3rd most attractive one
diddly damn
i do succ
i don't swerve
release 5sos3 or else i'm going to shove a plunger up your asshole
throw up out of excitement
get outta mah swamp
fashion icon
my uterus is still available
i don't have enough time to plan a murder
loudandfreaky42069
his mom tells him the same thing
just takes my pants off
multiple affairs
give it to me daddy
holy shit my childhood
on that dickkkk
let me have his spawn
national send nudes day
i'm not ready wtf
it's nice to see you actually wear clothes
do you know how many i've sent him
how wild are you willing to get
ironically sent his dick
kinky 50 shades shit
a funky q&a
the funky answers to the funky q&a
accept my offer of being your sugar daddy
MILF
fishnets?
I WANT A LOVE PENTAGON
she's mine now
cristina's our mom now
ur doing gr8 sweaty
i will pay good money for feet pics
start up a strip club?
bitch i am an adult
chef boyardee
suck mine instead
pushing you out of her uterus
i have to pee
your argument is invalid
new grandpa
go, go, go
cockblock
jumping off the roof
i want to see you thrive
cheap hooker vibes
want to have sex
cringe fanfiction sex scene

chop off my leg

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By h2hoeee

(iconic^^)

Luke left for LA with the boys.  Cristina returned to her empty dorm room, assuming that her roommate was off being social.

Part of her wanted to break into tears, but then she remembered that would take effort.  So, for now, she might as well just snapchat the idiotic giraffe she's growing to love.

bigbootyhoe: i miss you

lukehemmings: i miss you too bae

bigbootyhoe: so now what? i just wait for you to come to dallas again?

lukehemmings: idk we can figure that out later i guess

lukehemmings: you know what's really bothering me right now though?

bigbootyhoe: ??

lukehemmings: i forgot something back in dallas

bigbootyhoe: what is it? i could get it for you and mail it to wherever the hell you go

lukehemmings: if that was possible, i'd be all for it

lukehemmings: but no, it's something a little more special

lukehemmings: that can't be mailed

bigbootyhoe: im confused, you know im not intelligent

bigbootyhoe: is it food?  cause i see how that could go wrong if i mailed it

lukehemmings: omg no

lukehemmings: please just go to the parking lot outside of your dorm?

bigbootyhoe: i swear to god

bigbootyhoe: LUKE

bigbootyhoe: im going to chop off my leg wtf why are you here

lukehemmings: don't sound so happy damn

bigbootyhoe: shouldn't you be on the road? you'll miss your next show

lukehemmings: not if you got down here faster... hurrrrryyyy

bigbootyhoe: i need to put on pants holddd onn

lukehemmings: what the hell

lukehemmings: its almost 2 in the afternoon, put on some clothes hoe

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