Send Nudes // l.r.h

By h2hoeee

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your boy just wants nudes [highest ranking: fanfiction #195] thank you @CharlesSara for the cover, I adore it... More

i love you but who are you
how'd you get my snapchat luke
you send nudes first
is that what a nude is
your nudes make me feel some type of way
sucks to suck
tell me a story
are you some internet stripper lady
if michael won't tell you, i can't either
i told her you had a small dick
yo hoe
it'd be like the kardashian's mom
we totally suck
he shouldn't be so butthurt
we need to talk
midgets are hot
boi
i just want to hug you
holy fuck
it was huge
do a backflip
take off your shirt
cake was on pause
chop off my leg
local strip joint
close as strangers
good luck charm
i'll buy you whatever you want
JOIN MY GROUP CHAT
she wasnt fucking around
do you feel it now mr. krabs
i can smell her herpes
you drive a hard bargain
she is looking a little pudgy lately
no loud sex
interested in dick
steal luke and place him in your closet
the chicken has left the nugget
i'm an alcoholic
I really hope you blocked me
come give me some of that cake
3rd most attractive one
diddly damn
i do succ
i don't swerve
release 5sos3 or else i'm going to shove a plunger up your asshole
throw up out of excitement
get outta mah swamp
fashion icon
my uterus is still available
i don't have enough time to plan a murder
loudandfreaky42069
his mom tells him the same thing
just takes my pants off
multiple affairs
give it to me daddy
holy shit my childhood
on that dickkkk
let me have his spawn
national send nudes day
i'm not ready wtf
it's nice to see you actually wear clothes
do you know how many i've sent him
how wild are you willing to get
ironically sent his dick
kinky 50 shades shit
a funky q&a
the funky answers to the funky q&a
accept my offer of being your sugar daddy
MILF
fishnets?
I WANT A LOVE PENTAGON
she's mine now
cristina's our mom now
ur doing gr8 sweaty
i will pay good money for feet pics
start up a strip club?
bitch i am an adult
chef boyardee
suck mine instead
pushing you out of her uterus
i have to pee
your argument is invalid
new grandpa
go, go, go
cockblock
jumping off the roof
i want to see you thrive
cheap hooker vibes
want to have sex
cringe fanfiction sex scene

it makes me look like a potato

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By h2hoeee

Recap: Cristina had just found out about 5SOS and the fact that Luke was a member of the band.  She's still having trouble believing it, but Luke will convince her.  Somehow.  

bigbootyhoe: wait a minute, you're telling me that i've been talking to Luke Hemmings, from this band which is so successful it makes me and all of my accomplishments in life look like a potato?

bigbootyhoe: this is a joke

bigbootyhoe: you're playing with my emotions and that's not okay

bigbootyhoe: if you really are THE luke hemmings from this band, blink twice

Without a moment to spare, Luke had sent Cristina a message, of his stupid dimpled smile.  He blinked twice, then started to play with the lip ring Cristina hadn't noticed until recently.  Damn, was he fine.

Cristina took a moment to recollect her thoughts because all she could think about now was that damn ring and how she wanted to touch it with her own lips.  

bigbootyhoe: why the hell is this just coming out now??

lukehemmings: i didn't want it to change anything

bigbootyhoe: what would it change?!

lukehemmings: you're in college, i'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out

bigbootyhoe: like i said, i'm dumb as a box of rocks

lukehemmings: because instead of having the quirky conversations we've been having, you'd only want to talk about the fame and stuff like that. or talk to the other boys. or you might even just blast this all over social media causing drama that i don't want

bigbootyhoe: why would i do that?

lukehemmings: it happens and i just have to be safe about it now

bigbootyhoe: well okay then, Mr. Luke Hemmings, can we talk about your fame and while your at it, can i talk to michael about you while blasting these conversations all over my secret tumblr shrines about you

lukehemmings: i'm going to sleep now

bigbootyhoe: oh come onnnn, i had to

Luke was serious about what he said, so serious that he actually did ignore her for the rest of the night.  Which might have been a good thing because it allowed Cristina to organize her thoughts on the subject.

By 'organize her thoughts', I meant have a small dance party in her cramped dorm room while shoving goldfish down her throat.  Compared to her friend, Luke Hemmings, she was literal trash.  But then again, he was kind of trash first.

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vote and comment honestly i want this story to happen irl, it doesn't even need to be me..

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