GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS

By Dugnin

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A sci-fi serial in 69 parts featuring original art with every chapter. Braggadocio between American and Japan... More

* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 1: Lumin lays down the law
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 2: Drips
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 3: Buttercup in the darkness
* FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 4: Lumb and Lumin
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 5: Fantasy fulfillment
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 6: Test run
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 7: Buried hopes
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 8: The Wizard of Z
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 9: Highsteaks
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 10: Painful stomach pressure
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 11: Ferrofluid forever
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 12: Shuffle Pigs unite!
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 13: Edridge Roundstone on the Line
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 14: Meet the Kyoto Team
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 15: Lamb Plantations
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 16: 7 minutes
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 17: Shuffleboard
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 18: Dirty Dozens
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 19: Eight days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 20: Seven days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 21: Six days until the match *
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 22: Robot Monster
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 23: Three days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 24: Cardboard Riker
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 25: S.N.A.F.U.U.F.O.
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 26: Rubber
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 27: Wasteland 2.0
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 28: Less than a day before the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 29: Final preparations
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 30: This is happening
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 31: Filament
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 32: Loss
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 33: Control the narrative
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 34: Concessions
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 35: Crappie
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 36: Sheer, stupid luck
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 37: The Outlaw
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 38: Never good
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 39: Hog fodder
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 40: Early death
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 41: Amateur psychology
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 42: An entirely different place
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 43: Sorry for your loss
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 44: Not even Beyoncé
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 45: No love lost
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 46: Hail Mary
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 47: F***ing maniac
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 48: Jared Leto
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 49: We now join the final match, already in progress
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 50: I'd rather be at Loaf 'N Jug
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 51: Samurai
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 52: CBGB & OMFUG
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 53: Shuffle Pigs are go!
GIANT FREAKIN ROBOTS part 54: Poker face
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 55: Highsteak® revisited
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 56: All That Jazz
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 57: The 5th Dimension
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 58: Ragtag
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 60: R.I.P. Lumpy
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 61: Unit 04 (死/し) and Unit 09 (苦/く)
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 62: Miu Dokujima mourns
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 63: The world misses you
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 64: Head to toe
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 65: The woods
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 66: Fat little toes
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 67: Giant freakin' robots
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 68: The Reset
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 69: The Consecrated Planes

GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 59: Joan & Lita

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By Dugnin

Lumin pushed BZ-X to top speed, buzzing closer to the ground as she drew her chain sword. Her pair of support robots suddenly broke formation to intercept five red orb ships descending rapidly from high altitude. Lumin switched off her A.I. assisted flight mode and pushed even lower to the ground as her proximity alarms blared at her.
"I know! I know!"

The red orbs began firing their weapons. The impacts cratered the desert floor, sending dense plumes of grit into the air. Lumin's evasive maneuvers barely kept ahead of the drones' straddling shots, which sounded more like .50 caliber machine gun rounds than anything otherworldly.

Lumin stayed focused on her primary target as she continued to close the gap between herself and the CBGB. "Come on ladies, get those bastards!" Her pair of support robots, dubbed 'Joan' and 'Lita,' flipped themselves around using small retro jets at their flanks and began firing concussion rounds at the orbs. The alien crafts retaliated, their cannons shredding Lita's left arm into a rain of metallic pieces. Unperturbed, the pair of robots kept firing until the red ships exploded into white-hot bits of cascading ash.

Lumin watched her rear camera feed in confusion as the OMFUGs were utterly obliterated. The orbs had taken a pounding, but Joan and Lita hadn't been firing anything explosive enough to disintegrate them. She guessed the drone ships had self-destructed after becoming too damaged to fight.

Lumin kept closing the gap between herself and the behemoth. The terrain became smoother as she entered a bone-dry river bed full of cracked slate. With 50 yards remaining until she made contact with her target, she turned off her turbofans and let Biz touch down and start sliding across the sun-bleached gulch on its metal spades.

Lumin ignited her quantum blade, burning even brighter than the Arizona sun. With Biz careening in a wild slide, she attacked and cleaved off one of the beast's arms. It fell with a heavy thump to the smooth stone below and burned away in an instant. She flipped Biz around as her momentum carried her past the behemoth and swung again with a scream, chopping a large hunk from the monster's abdomen. Her enemy recovered much quicker than she anticipated and bashed her to the ground with a tremendous head butt. The blow knocked Lumin's sword out of her hand and it spun several yards away before settling in a clump of cacti. A storm of tentacles erupted from the alien's face and affixed to Biz's chest, where they began secreting a caustic acid.

"Shit!" Lumin scrambled backwards for her sword but the CBGB's dripping tentacles were pulling her ever-closer, melting gaping holes in Biz's armor. The monster stomped a huge set of claws on her robot's legs, keeping it pinned to the clay at the edge of the river bed. "Get off, dammit!" she screamed.

A second set of tentacles spat out of the alien's maw and crushed Biz's left hand in a constricting grip. Even if Lumin escaped being mangled, the caustic acid of the behemoth's tendrils would soon burn through the armor plating surrounding the ferrotank.

After Lita and Joan dispatched most of the drone ships, they landed and immediately sprinted toward Lumin. The support bots lowered their shoulders and rammed into Lumin's ghastly opponent with a bone-rattling crunch. The CBGB was knocked off its feet, spilling away from BZ-X's scorched body. It collided with the dirt, sending up a fishtail of brown sand as it skidded away. With the immediate threat dealt with, the A.I. squad mates launched into the sky to take out the remaining red orbs which had resumed firing on Lumin. Freed from the behemoth's grip, Lumin quickly got Biz righted and retrieved her chain sword.

As white sparks and debris fell from the sky, Lumin jumped and landed Biz directly on top of the CBGB, keeping it pinned face-down in the dirt. She somehow kept her balance as the pair of tentacles stretching along the behemoth's back--each thicker than a suspension bridge's steel support cables--began battering her robot, leaving huge dents.

"You're done!" Lumin sent her blinding sword into the alien's head and dragged the blade halfway down its torso. Iridescent gray fluid erupted from the wound, soaking Biz head to toe. She leapt away from the corpse as the monster's body started to burn away in a bright series of flashes.

Lumin did her best not to hyperventilate as she checked her radar. The desert had gone quiet, aside from the howl of the wind. Lita stood with Joan a few yards away, both machines severely damaged. "Nice work, ladies," said Lumin. The robots gave no response.

Wasting no time, Lumin hailed Yasamin. "Mission status?"

"The fighting is over. Two pilots were forced to eject, one in Oregon and one in Washington. They immediately left their pods and found shelter. Thankfully, the aliens lost interest in them once they were away from their machines. No pilots are currently in jeopardy. We're clear."

"Thank god," said Lumin with a sigh.

"Are you alright?" asked Yasamin.

"I'm fine...just a bit shaken up. Were there any casualties?"

"Only some minor injuries. However, there has been some serious equipment damage. We've lost at least nine A.I. support robots."

"Not good," said Lumin.

"Lumin, are you crazy? You did it! Aside from a few targets slipping away, the remaining 67 CBGBs on our hit list were all taken down," said Samuel.

"I should be happy, but there are still hundreds of those things left to destroy and we're getting beat to shit in the field."

"One step at a time, Lumin," said Samuel. "I can't wait until you see some of this footage from your team. You're going to change your tone when you see how much ass they kicked."

Lumin nodded as if Samuel could see her. "Good to hear. Once I recharge the squadron, I'll return to the rendezvous point; there's several batteries buried nearby according to my map. Lita...I mean...one of my support bots was severely damaged and might not make it all the way back to the flats but I'm going to try to keep the squadron together as long as I can.

"Power levels are down across the board, but most of the squadrons should make it back to rendezvous point without issue," said Yasamin.
"Excellent. I'll check in with you there. We'll assess our strike capabilities once we've regrouped."

"Wait, you're going back out again?" asked Yasamin.

Lumin held her chain sword aloft and examined it. The blades looked brand new, barely a scuff on them. "We still have plenty of wood to chop and I intend to build a goddamn cabin by the end of the night," said Lumin. "Out!"

Back at Z-Command, Samuel looked at Yasamin as Lumin closed her channel. "She's tired."
"Definitely," said Yasamin.

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