GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS

By Dugnin

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A sci-fi serial in 69 parts featuring original art with every chapter. Braggadocio between American and Japan... More

* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 1: Lumin lays down the law
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 2: Drips
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 3: Buttercup in the darkness
* FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 4: Lumb and Lumin
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 5: Fantasy fulfillment
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 6: Test run
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 7: Buried hopes
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 8: The Wizard of Z
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 9: Highsteaks
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 10: Painful stomach pressure
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 11: Ferrofluid forever
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 12: Shuffle Pigs unite!
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 13: Edridge Roundstone on the Line
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 14: Meet the Kyoto Team
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 15: Lamb Plantations
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 16: 7 minutes
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 17: Shuffleboard
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 19: Eight days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 20: Seven days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 21: Six days until the match *
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 22: Robot Monster
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 23: Three days until the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 24: Cardboard Riker
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 25: S.N.A.F.U.U.F.O.
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 26: Rubber
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 27: Wasteland 2.0
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 28: Less than a day before the match
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 29: Final preparations
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 30: This is happening
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 31: Filament
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 32: Loss
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 33: Control the narrative
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 34: Concessions
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 35: Crappie
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 36: Sheer, stupid luck
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 37: The Outlaw
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 38: Never good
* GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 39: Hog fodder
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 40: Early death
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 41: Amateur psychology
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 42: An entirely different place
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 43: Sorry for your loss
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 44: Not even Beyoncé
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 45: No love lost
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 46: Hail Mary
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 47: F***ing maniac
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 48: Jared Leto
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 49: We now join the final match, already in progress
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 50: I'd rather be at Loaf 'N Jug
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 51: Samurai
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 52: CBGB & OMFUG
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 53: Shuffle Pigs are go!
GIANT FREAKIN ROBOTS part 54: Poker face
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 55: Highsteak® revisited
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 56: All That Jazz
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 57: The 5th Dimension
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 58: Ragtag
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 59: Joan & Lita
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 60: R.I.P. Lumpy
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 61: Unit 04 (死/し) and Unit 09 (苦/く)
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 62: Miu Dokujima mourns
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 63: The world misses you
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 64: Head to toe
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 65: The woods
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 66: Fat little toes
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 67: Giant freakin' robots
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 68: The Reset
GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS part 69: The Consecrated Planes

GIANT FREAKIN' ROBOTS Part 18: Dirty Dozens

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By Dugnin

Bo Dozens entered the factory and headed toward his office with a timorous shuffle. A week had passed since Lumin had exposed him and he was becoming progressively paranoid over his uncertain fate. A security guard intercepted the stout engineer as he was unlocking his office door and brought him to the room Lumin had designated for their clandestine talks. The mere sight of her caused a cold sweat to soak through Bo's dress shirt.

"Good morning, Bo," said Lumin, with a flinty stare. The thick steel door of the room shut with a clang.

"H-hello Lumin," Bo sat down directly across from her at the substantial oak table. "I didn't think we had a meeting today."

Lumin leaned back in her chair, nearly falling over. Dammit Lumin, stay imposing!  "I'm going to get right to the point, Bo. I've watched you fumble through two conversations with your Japanese handlers, neither of which bore any useful information. Not only that--"

"Lumin, I need something else to dangle in front of them! They're not going to give me any--"

"Shut up and listen. Sato is on to you, Bo. Your shit acting and utter failure to play it cool has caused Kyoto to double-down on security. The  increased scrutiny led them to a mole under the employ of our sole financier, Eldridge Roundstone.

"What? Roundstone had an inside man?"

"I had no idea Eldridge had a plant until he'd already been exposed."

"This shit storm is Roundstone's fault, it's got nothing to do with me!"

"It's all my fault, actually. When I figured out you were screwing us over, I should have sacrificed you to get the upper hand on Kyoto, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Kenji Sato did what I couldn't...he's leveraging this mess to make a bunch of demands. If we don't meet them he's going to pull out of the match entirely." Lumin unwrapped a roll of breath mints and and  popped one in her mouth. "Want one?"

"No thanks," said Bo. "What do you mean by leverage?"

"The Kyoto Team's threat to publicly condemn Roundstone's mole in the press has pushed us into a corner. They were smart to strike first. I  can't expose their own corporate espionage without it being perceived as a desperate ploy to save face--even with all the evidence we've  collected. If we act defensively, the media will tear us apart; they've  been itching to paint one of the teams as the 'bad guy' to create a better story. A ton of bad press so close to the match would force Roundstone to pull his remaining funding. We're being bullied into penitence."

Bo rolled his shoulders and let out a sigh of relief.  "Well Lumin, I wish I could turn back the clock, but what's done is done I suppose."

Lumin leaned closer. "Oh no, Mr.  Dozens, you're not off the hook yet. Beyond this international drama, you're still facing a homegrown litany of lawsuits and criminal charges.  I've burned through any trace of sympathy I had for you."

Bo put his shaking hands on his smooth head. "What do you want from me?"

"You're done, Bo. A security detail will be escorting you out of the state...all expenses paid. You'll crawl back to your basement apartment in Fresno and stay there until the tournament is over. Breach of contract proceedings will begin after things calm down."

Bo was shaking. "Lumin please! You can't! I just got wrapped up in--"

"Shhhh," said Lumin, holding a finger to her lips. She walked around the oak slab and sat on the table near Bo. "I don't know why, but I'm giving you another chance to redeem yourself. If you behave during your escort home and manage to keep your mouth shut you may end up with a portion of your career and reputation intact. No litigation...but only if we win the match."

"Thank you, Lumin. I know I fucked up, I--"

"There is no strike three, Dozens. Mess up again, and you'll end up dea... NO! Too imposing, back it up! ...dealing with mountains of litigation."

"I understand...I do!" Bo looked like he may pass out from nodding so hard.

Lumin's heels  clicked as she stood back up and went to the door. "Some nice men will  be here in a few minutes to cart you from the premises. Please be patient while you  wait." She closed the heavy door behind her as she left and exhaled a giant breath. Jesus, I hate this shit. She could hear Bo Dozens sobbing as she walked away.

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