imsebastianstan: went on the loveliest of dates today with two of my favorite girls
tagged: imogendaniels
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@renner4real: excuse me sebastian i thought i was your favorite girl
@anthonymackie: shut up renner im his favorite girl renner4real
@chrisevans: ladiez ladiez pls, i am seb's favorite female, for i have the nicest titties of them all renner4real anthonymackie
@elizabetholsen: boy u haven't seen real titties yet chrisevans
@username: he called mo one of hiS FAV GIRLS
@username: dont leave me in the dark are they datin or not a girl's gotta know
@robertdowneyjr: hello yes i'd just like to vouch for scarlettjohansson she breastfeeds
@imogendaniels: mirror mirror on the wall, who has the nicest titties of them all????
@elizabetholsen: mirror mirror in my hand, who has the nicest titties throughout all the land?
@tomholland2013: although these men act like women, which of the males have the best bosoms???
@scarlettjohansson: thx fam robertdowneyjr
@imsebastianstan: mo their titTIES ARE NOT RHYMING GAMES imogendaniels
@username: how do i achieve this level of CUTENESS
@anthonymackie: dont that make em saggy scarlettjohansson
@username: this comment section is quite a mess
@imsebastianstan: WHY are we talking about tits anthonymackie chrisevans renner4real robertdowneyjr scarlettjohansson
@paulrudd: it's renner4real 's fault
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imogendaniels: what can i say?? he's a method actor #wienersoldier #wienermobile #channelinghisinnerween
tagged: imsebastianstan
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@anthonymackie: hah its seb in vehicular form
@paulrudd: stop it mackie, ur the wurst anthonymackie
@imogendaniels: he was dancin his buns off after we found this anthonymackie paulrudd
@username: the bean has evolved into the ween
@username: he's the wiener of mo's heart
@imogendaniels: u right!! username
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thank you guys so much for almost 29K reads!!
soz i haven't updated in forever, i started school a few weeks ago and junior year is kickin my ass im already gonna fail ap lang!!
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