I May or May Not Have an Evil...

By CloudtailGrandmas

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[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be plannin... More

Introduction
I May or May Not be Hosting a Show
I May or May Not Be a Disciple of Duskwater
I May or May Not Have A Lamp Collection
I May or May Not Work At McDonalds
I May or May Not be Taking a Lunch Break
I May or May Not Like Eating Ginger
I May or May Not Have Summoned Aliens
I May or May Not Drive A Semi-Truck
I May or May Not Have a New Plan
I May or May Not Have No Plan Whatsoever
I May Or May Not Be The Very Best
I May or May Not Have a License For This
I May Or May Not Play Town of Salem
I May or May Not Be Competing in the Olympics
I May Or May Not Have Replaced The Admins
I May or May Not Be Allergic to Everything
I May or May Not Have Abducted Three Cats
I May or May Not Be on the Enemy Team
I May or May Not be Cruel: Part One
I May or May Not be Cruel: Part Two
I May or May Not Be a Little Tired
I May or May Not Have Drank Too Much Coffee
I May Or May Not Be In Coffee Rehab
I May or May Not Be a Terrible Teacher
I May or May Not be Chatting Weirdly
I May Or May Not Be Building A Highway
I May Or May Not Have A Fabulous Reflection
I May Or May Not Hate School
I May or May Not be Eating the Wrong Taco
I May or May Not Be Wearing Socks
I May or May Not Be Born in May
I May or May Not Be a Standup Comedian
I May or May Not Be an Evil Gym Teacher
I May Or May Not Be Scared
I May or May Not Be Starting a Cult
I May Or May Not Be Santa
I May or May Not Give Up
I May or May Not Have a Rocket Launcher
I May or May Not Be Afraid of Pickles
I May or May Not be Paying Attention to the Video
I May or May Not be On a Playground
I May or May Not Be Acting
I May or May Not Have Jet Lag
I May or May Not Be Furious
I May or May Not Love Sunglasses
I May or May Not Like Salt Water
I May or May Not have been Killing Someone
I May or May Not Own an Ice Cream Store
I May or May Not Be Younger than Normalstar [Epilogue]

I May or May Not be Writing a Book

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By CloudtailGrandmas

Missingfur: *starts scribbling in a book*

Tallshadow: Whatcha doing?

Missingfur: Nothing, just nothing

Tallshadow: I can see it...

Velvetpaw: I thought I was your apprentice that was suppose to do that.

Missingfur: Umm...you're now Velvetleaf...now leave me alone

Tallshadow: Do I have to go leave too?

Missingfur: *ignores Tallshadow*

Rainbownose: Missingfur? May I see your book?

Missingfur: No

Tallshadow: Wait, you have a book?

Cat who I don't care to name: You have a book. *eyes opened wide*

Cat 2 who I also don't care to name: Whoa, may I be in your book?

Missingfur: Fine, you will all be in my book.

Everycat: *cheers*

Velvetleaf: When will the book be published?

Missingfur: *mumbles* When you all died. I mean tomorrow!

Velvetleaf: Add me!!!! <3

Missingfur: Fine!

~~~~~After a day~~~~~

Missingfur: I published my book!

Velvetleaf: I'll read it!

Missingfur: It's called "How to kill cats you hate."

Velvetleaf: It shows you killing a cat that looks like me

Missingfur: Maybe because it is you.

Tallshadow: Is this suppose to be me. *points to an amazing pic of Missingfur*

Missingfur: No...that's you *points to the horrible pic, that's scribbles*

Tallshadow: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rainbownose: Ooooo and this is you *points to rainbow scribbles*

Missingfur: That's my magical powers.

Rainbownose: Ahhhhhhh

Rainbowshadowleaf12(the ship name plus cat 1 and 2): I love this book!

Missingfur: You should.

Rainbownose: I'm going to leave now.

Tallshadow: Yeah, I have to go to my nest.

Missingfur: Okay, bye bye

Velvetleaf: I'm going to change my name to Velvetpaw.

Missingfur: Fine :|

Director: Cut! You're all able to go home now!

Missingfur: Come on Velvetpaw, we need to sleep now.

Velvetpaw: Okay. *follows Missingfur to the den*

Missingfur: Night! *It turns to night time*

Velvetpaw: Good night.

~
Hope you like it.
~Whisper

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