Right now this is all I'm thinking: Geehee. (No, Gajeel has not been rubbing off on me. Not at all.) Btw, sorry if you don't ship 'em ;P
DAWN: *Nudges Kenny and whispers* Hey, should we tell 'em?
KENNY: *Blushes a little* Sure... I guess.
MAY, SHAUNA: *Swiggling eyebrows* Tell us WHAAAAAAAT?
KENNY: Well, uh, me and Dawn, uh, are, well-
DAWN: We're dating!
MAY: HA, KNEW IT! Barry, you owe me five! Pay up!
May outstretched her hand, grinning ridiculously. Barry sighs, exasperated.
BARRY: Darn it. *Hands May five Pokécash? What???*
May, pleased with herself, shows off her prize.
TREVOR: Barry, you just can't keep up with girl power.
BARRY: Sh- Shaddup!
The group laughs, happy that everything is finally normal again...
TIERNO: Hey it'd be cool if you guys went on a double date. Chill out from what happened.
EVERYONE: Double... date?
SERENA: *Admits* That would be ideal... but what about the rest of you guys?
CLEMONT: Don't worry, we'll just hang out. Go enjoy yourselves!
ASH, SERENA, KENNY, DAWN: Thanks! We will!
*Le timelio skip*
Again, the ladies change upstairs, and the gentleman downstairs. Ash and Kenny exit their rooms, all suited up nicely, as they await their partners.
ASH: That was pretty sudden, wasn't it?
KENNY: You mean our dating?
ASH: Yeah. All in a day!
KENNY: Heh... Guess so.
SERENA, DAWN: We're done!
They descend the steps. Serena wears the same gown as she did their first date, while Dawn wears a sapphire blue gown, with white gloves.
ASH: You look beautiful, Serena.
KENNY: Dawn, as do you.
DAWN: Wow, no need to be so proper, Kenny. *Blushes anyways*
MAY, SHAUNA: SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints*
EVERYONE: ...
SERENA: Err, shall we go, then?
*Le timelio skip (again)*
DAWN: So, where are we going?
The car rolls steadily down the newly paved road, and, night befalling, the lights shine through the windows. Though the source of the brightness is not a street lamp or such, and only the moon, rising slowly.
ASH: You'll see when we get there.
SERENA: Wait, so our Pokémon are resting up in the meanwhile?
KENNY: Yep. It's good.
DAWN: Gosh, I can't wait. You guys literally can't tell us?
KENNY: 'Tis a secret, Dawn. Patience is a virtue!
DAWN: Well, I don't have that kind of patience!
KENNY: *Laughs* Well, that's too bad.
DAWN: *Yells* But Kenny!
KENNY: *Exaggerated mimic* But Dawn!
Ash and Serena smile at the couple next to them.
SERENA: Ash, I swear I just heard May or Shauna whisper 'couple quarrel.'
ASH: For Arceus' sake, I hope you're hallucinating. I really really don't want them to sneak up on us or something.
SERENA: *Slaps her cheeks* I'm awake.
Ash turns around in a full circle (or tries to in his seat), looking for signs of May and Shauna in the passing cars.
DAWN: Literally. Sometimes I feel like those two have fallen for love itself.
ASH: *Sweat drops* I... actually would not be surprised.
SERENA: *Laughs a little* Yeah, we need to stop them. We need to set them up for dates.
KENNY: Agreed...
DAWN: I feel bad for you two. You've been experiencing May and Shauna's stalker issues for way longer than we have.
ASH, SERENA: You got that right.
GRACE: But they're just encouraging you!
SERENA: *Embarrassed* Mom!
GRACE: It's only the truth! By the way, we've arrived. Enjoy yourselves, dears!