Cat Puns // YoonMin

By jjeoreo

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"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W:... More

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XXXIV: EPILOGUE
SEQUEL.
TRANSLATIONS.

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jimchim: hyungggggggggggggggg
jimchim: hyung?
jimchim: are you still sleeping?
jimchim: its time to wake up!
jimchim: rise and shine!!

SUGAFREE: please kill me
jimchim: good morning sunshine (=^_^=)
jimchim: arent you happy were talking again??
SUGAFREE: end my suffering
jimchim: oh please
jimchim: you love me really
SUGAFREE: no

jimchim: of course you do
jimchim: you even stalked me to my dorm!
SUGAFREE: i didnt stalk u!!
jimchim: how did you know where i live then??
SUGAFREE: its a secret
jimchim: so you stalked me
SUGAFREE: i did not stalk you
jimchim: whatever
jimchim: its cool

jimchim: i liked the cookies btw
SUGAFREE: im glad
jimchim: yeah they were purrrrfect
SUGAFREE: god damnit
jimchim: really
jimchim: they tasted pawsome
SUGAFREE: u need to be stopped
jimchim: fight me
SUGAFREE: square up hoe

jimchim: oh also i have decided something
SUGAFREE: whats that
jimchim: ive thought about what youve said
SUGAFREE: please dont do that
jimchim: but you were right
jimchim: i need to stop crying about kookie and move on
jimchim: i need to be happy for my friends
jimchim: because
jimchim: yesterday tae told me that he and kookie were officially dating
SUGAFREE: sorry to hear that

jimchim: no its okay
jimchim: like i said
jimchim: i need to move on
jimchim: plenty of fish in the sea and all that
SUGAFREE: go get em tiger
jimchim: lame
SUGAFREE: shut up


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A/N: cute

(early update bc i dont know if i'll be able to update tomorrow, i hope you enjoy! and sorry for spamming you guys with so much updates recently, but these are short chapters so i feel like it's okay?? idk let me know if it gets too much, so i know when to chill out lmao)

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