To> Der Bear
Hay
From> Der Bear
Hey Stiles
To> Der Bear
So, 2morrow im going 2 play bunnies w/ Scott an Isaac an... Lydia, I think?
From> Der Bear
And you felt the need to share this information, why?
To> Der Bear
I... Dunno, actually.
Didnt want u 2 flip ur wolfiness when u culdnt stalk me from my window
From> Der Bear
Okay
And I dont stalk you
To> Der Bear
Rite. U just watch me sleep 2 make sure im ok, an follow me around 2 make sure I dont die
From> Der Bear
Thats not stalking. Thats protecting a friend from a crazy demonic werewolf alpha, leader of a pack of alphas, two of which he killed for the sole purpose of making himself stronger, who kidnapped and almost killed your dad, and decided to take a special interest in you, Scott, and Alison.
To> Der Bear
...I'm your friend?
From> Dear Bear
Of course
To> Der Bear
Y u protecting me instead of Alison?
From> Der Bear
She can protect herself.
And youre the only one who isnt an idiot.
You have a plan and you know things.
To> Der Ber
Thanks.
That actually means a lot, coming from you.
From> Der Bear
You spelled it all out for me, my life goal is accomplished.
To> Der Bear
My life goal is 2 get u 2 watch Torchwood, and read The Hunger Games.
From> Der Bear
Way ahead of you. Bought the books and am in process of reading. What kind of sick society do they live in?!
To> Der Bear
You'll see.
After bunnies u can cum over an we can watch Torchwood an discuss HG.
From> Der Bear
So like when?
To> Der Bear
Like four am.
And I will be DRUNK.
We all will. Well we wuld, if they culd get drunk anymore. Thnx 4 dat, btw. Scott is much less fun now dat he cant get rip roaring intoxicated.
From> Der Bear
Not my fault but, apologies none the less.
And I look foward to drunk four am Stiles.
To> Der Bear
Mhm. I bet. Dont like make me a wolf or rape me.
From> Der Bear
Honestly, me making you a wolf is more likely than me raping you
To> Der Bear
Im irresistable
From> Der Bear
Youre right Bella, I want you to leave that bloodsucker Edward and come be with me, Jacob.
To> Der Bear
No, no Twilight. Bad, Twilight.
From> Der Bear
Twilight is bad?
To> Der Bear
Yes. Y?
From> Der Bear
Well I assumed since Scott loves it you would, so I borrowed- stole, really- the books from him.
To> Der Bear
NUH UH! Scotty hates Twilight!
From> Der Bear
He loves it. Has all the movies and the books and a Jacob cutout in his closet.
To> Der Bear
Do u usually acquaint urself w/ the contents of other mens closets, or r u so comfortable in the closet that u just wander in there unknowingly?
From> Der Bear
I was looking for Isaac, and Scotts room REEKS of him.
Like, all over everything. His clothes, his bed, his books, everything in his room smells of Isaac.
To> Der Bear
Becuz THEYRE IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE!
From> Der Bear
Obviously. See you tomorrow?
To> Der Bear
Obvi. Look foward to smashed Stiles.
From> Der Bear
Oh I am. Because drunken high schoolers, THATS a riot.
To> Der Bear
It is when its moi. Ttyl
From> Der Bear
Duh. Idiot.
To> Der Bear
Oh plz im the coolest idiot u kno
From> Der Bear
Youre pretty fly
From> Der Bear
...
For a white guy
To> Der Bear
Ahahahaha
HA!
Ur funny. And ur white 2 dipshit
From> Der Bear
But im a werewolf so my fly level is higher than yours
To> Der Bear
But im sexy
From> Der Ber
Im sexier
To> Der Bear
I noticed, mister never wears a shirt ever.
From> Der Bear
Yeah so sexy plus werewolf equals flyer than Stiles
To> Der Bear
But nerd plus sexy (but less sexy than Derek) plus sarcasm plus not a werewolf equals more than the average flyness for a white guy
From> Der Bear
I think you did your math wrong
To> Der Bear
Ur rite, I am sexier that u, I get xtra points 4 that
From> Der Bear
Well that and the fact that you forgot to add in the adhd and the energy drinks, and the not sleeping and Disney Princess movie obsession
To> Der Bear
ITS NOT JUST PRINCESSES OK
I LIKE ALL SORT OF DISNEY AND UNIVERSAL ANIMATED FILMS
From> Der Bear
Mhm. G'nite.
Rapunzel.
To> Der Bear
G'nite, Flynn Rider.
Or should I say
EUGENE FITZHERBERT?!
From> Der Bear
Why am I Flynn?!
To> Der Bear
Cuz I ship Jackunzel and u have the smolder thing
From> Der Bear
Then you are Pascal, and i'm Rapunzel
To> Der Bear
I can go 4 dat. Srsly, I have to go!! Dads trying 2 talk to me.
From> Der Bear
Oh shit, sorry. Talk to you tomorrow.