Sonic : *is now holding up a sign that says "And now back to your regularly scheduled programing"*
Starlight : *tied to a chair, growling*
Shadow : *covered in bruises* ....... ow
Scourge : *had to help, also covered in bruises* Babe packs a punch ... ow...
Shadow : Anyways .... we need to continue now
Scourge : Right ..... *looks at his phone* Hopefully nothing bad happens
Shadow : Don't jinx it please
Scourge : From NyanDiamond it says Alright I'll be less evil this time. Keep shadow from food for 3 days then Silver- go disarm a bomb (btw the counter is what disarms it if it hits 0 any wire will blow it up. Don't tell silver) and if it blows up, it teleports the hungry shadow and covers anyone around in cookies
Shadow : Well f*** you too
Scourge : What kind of bomb is this?
Shadow : These readers will do anything just to make the show more interesting
Scourge : Right .... anyways, get Silver and tell him to go disarm a bomb
Shadow : Right *walks away*
Scourge : ..... *looks at Starlight* How are you?
Starlight : LET ME OUT
Scourge : Taking that as a no
Shadow: *walks back* He's disarming the bomb as we speak, sir
Scourge : Excellent! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic : What was that all about?
Scourge : Just shut up and hold the sign
Sonic : *sighs and holds up a sign that says "SAAAAANNNIC" don't tell him that's what it says*
Shadow : ............. now what
Scourge : We wait I guess
Shadow : ..............
Scourge : ..............
Sonic : ...........
You, the reader who is reading this right now : ................
Shadow : Okay he probably fainted from all the panic
Scourge : He was panicking?
Shadow : The boy never saw a box of matches, I'm pretty sure he panicked.
Scourge : Oh. *looks back at his phone* Oh wait there are also questions
Shadow : Seriously!?
Scourge : It says also some nice questions. Sonic-have you ever drank a lot of energy drinks and if so what happened? I'm doing these separate though
Shadow: Fine. Sonic?
Sonic : Hm? Oh! Well it was this one school night where I had to cram in all my studies for this HUGE test, so I drank a lot of Red Bull and the next thing I knew, I was all over the place!
Shadow : Oh yeah. I remember that
Scourge : Wasn't that when he broke some windows and a statue?
Shadow and Sonic : Yup
Scourge : Knew it. Next is for you Shadow
Shadow : Yaaay....
Scourge : Shadow- at what level of danger would you protect starlight
Shadow : ........... um ... no comment
Scourge : Don't wanna say it while I'm around?
Shadow : Pretty much
Scourge : Have a soft heart?
Shadow : Maybe
Scourge : Oh I get it then. I'll be in the bathroom then *walks away*
Shadow : ..... To be honest, I haven't protected her at all over the last couple of weeks. I haven't done my job as a big brother. That's why she gets into messes like that *points*
Starlight : *barking*
Shadow : So ..... new year new me, right? I'll try to be the best I can be, by protecting her at any level of danger
Scourge : *walks in, relaxed* That break felt good
Shadow : You disgust me
Scourge : At least I got Silver
Silver : *gulp*
Shadow : Why?
Scourge : He has a comment
Shadow : And it says?
Scourge : Silver- who are your parents
Shadow : ............. really?
Silver : Um, *points to Starlight and Shadow*
Shadow : *was covering Scourge's eyes*
Scourge : *confused*
Shadow : Next?
Scourge : Its for Starlight though
Shadow : ..... *looks at Starlight*
Starlight : ............
Shadow : .... behave
Starlight : No promises
Shadow : Good enough.
Scourge ; Starlight- if you could swap shadow with someone else to be your brother, who? Or would you keep shadow?
Starlight : *frowns*
Shadow: *looks at her* Well?
Starlight : Why would I want to replace him?
Shadow : .......
Starlight : Sure he's a huge jerk... but he's MY huge jerk. My one and only brother. I can't have a brother that's just as valuable as him...... I wouldn't ask for a better one.
Shadow : *ears down* Star ...
Starlight : We've been together for over 50 years now. Since the moment we breathed in air and walked on our own two feet. Having a different brother isn't going to give me those precious memories. Having a different brother isn't going to teach me what it means to be part of the Black Arms. And having a different brother isn't going to satisfy my love. Only Shadow can do so. He's my personal helper and best friend. I don't know what I'd do without him .... If I .... had a different brother ...... *sniff* I'd be dead.... cause of death? ..... suicide....
Shadow : *looks away, biting his lip*
Scourge : ........
Starlight : It was after Shadow and I got reunited here.... after the Space Colony Ark incident ..... We really ... really .... REALLY missed Maria and the professor ...... it bothered me to the point where I tried to shoot myself with one of Shadow's pistols. But you know what happened? He stepped up and took my hand ... he showed me the road of life and what I could do in the future.... he .... he's my hero. He's my idol. But most importantly ........ he's my brother.
Shadow : *coughs a bit, wiping his eyes*
Scourge : ...... I see .... *smiles* I guess I should thank you Shadow. I wouldn't have had her without you ...
Shadow : *sniff* Wh-Whatever ....
Starlight : .......
Sonic : *wipes his eyes as he holds up a sign with a crying emoji*
Shadow : ...... f-f*** it! *unties Starlight*
Starlight : *stands up* Shad -
Shadow : *hugs her quickly and tightly*
Starlight : .....
Shadow : *is now ..... CRYING!!* I'm sorry for being a jerk all these years!! I'm sorry!
Starlight : ..... *smiles weakly and hugs back, crying on his shoulder* Its okay Shadow ... I forgive you
Scourge ; *sniff* .... D-Damn it. End the scene before the readers start crying!