"Happy fucking birthday, Mineta." said Luke as he threw a grape flavored cake into Mineta's face.
"Do I get a gift or something?" Mineta asked as he wiped the cake and frosting off his face.
"Here's a subscription to Playboy magazine." said Luke as he tossed him a Playboy subscription, "Now take these words of wisdom from me: STOP. BEIN'. A PERV."
Thx for reading.