Saturday, 04:54 am
Smexy mama added 1 user to the chat.
2 user gets online.
Emoncer: We literally said good night to each other a second ago. Go to sleep sag or I will make you...
Smexy mama: But I am bored and can't sleep, can't we continue the game?
Emoncer: Do you have a death wish?
Gaymini: Cancie I thought you said you would be nicer
Emoncer: To you, not to the rest
1 user gets online.
Stalker: What's happening??
Smexy mama: I am bored...
Stalker: Don't be bored then.
Smexy mama: Don't do that to me :(
Stalker: Go to sleep :)
2 users gets online.
Angry bird: Is it already day?
Scorbae: Don't think so, didn't we just say goodbye?
Smexy mama: Yea but I am bored again. Can we please continue the game????
Gaymini: Who did you add to the group
Emoncer: Who?
Smexy mama: Opps forgot about that.
Smexy mama changed Virgo's name to "Daddy"
Stalker: ..
Emoncer: Now you have done it...
Gaymini: Better leave the group before he gets online...
Angry bird: Bye-
Scorbae: I wasn't even in this group...
1 user gets online.
Gaymini: Is that Virgo?
Daddy: Who are you and how do you know my name?
Stalker: Does my name explain it?
Emoncer: It was Sagittarius fault.
Daddy: Sagittarius? Is Gemini also here?
Gaymini: Nope I am not here
Angry bird: Am I allowed to leave?
Smexy mama: No Aries you cannot.
Angry bird: Why did you say my name you idiot.
Smexy mama: Cancer, Libra and Scorpio are also here......
Scorbae: Hate you
Smexy mama: Love you too <3
Scorbae: </3
Daddy: Soooo why am I here?
Smexy mama: I am bored and wanna play smash or pass.
Daddy: Sure, I am up for it.
Emoncer: Who are you and what have you done to Virgo?
Daddy: What I am Virgo.
Stalker: Maybe it's because it's like IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. Night Virgo is a bit quirky...
Daddy: :(
Smexy mama: Okay, so we are all playing again now.
Daddy changed their name to "Sleepy Daddy".
Emoncer: Tf?
Angry bird: Eyo
Stalker: No swearing Cancer, but wtf Virgo?
Emoncer: You sweared as well Libra
Stalker: What...The...Fish
Sleepy Daddy: How do we play whatever we are playing?
Smexy mama: Have you ever played Smash or pass?
Sleepy Daddy: ..umm maybe?
Gaymini: Send a picture
Smexy mama: This person
Angry bird: Holy shit it's Cancers mom
Emoncer: I will strangle you...
Sleepy Daddy: Your mom look good umm, pass
Gaymini: Am I allowed to pass?
Emoncer: You better...
Stalker: Don't worry I don't have any plans on smashing your mother.
Smexy mama: okay ummmmmmmmm next. Virgo send a picture of your crush!!!
Sleepy Daddy: I..okay..
Angry bird: ..Where did you go?
Sleepy Daddy: I don't have a picture of them..
Scorbae: I feel like Virgo can skip this bc he has a gf already.....
Angry bird: What she doesn't know won't hurt her 😏
Smexy mama: Fine, but just because you said it. Smash or pass Aries
Emoncer: Pass.
Stalker: I mean...he looks like a gremlin
Angry bird: I hate you
Scorbae: Aorry but I need to be loyal to the juice box
Angry bird: Smashing myself bc I am hurt 😔
Gaymini: Dw I smash you
Emoncer: You smash Aries? Kill me
Sleepy Daddy: Ummm let's not.
Smexy mama: Smash
Gaymini: HWERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THE PICS FROM I NEED THEM NOWWWWW!!!
Stalker: Wow
Scorbae: Basically Aries with brown hair
Sleepy Daddy: Smash
Angry bird: Eyo Libs you were right, night Virgo is a bit quirky
Stalker: I am always right. I am perfect.
Scorbae: *drama from last year left the chat*
Smexy mama: Fill me in?
Scorbae: Definitely
Stalker: *embarrassing stuffs from childhood joins the chat*
Stalker: . . .
Scorbae: Did I say drama? I meant to agree
Sleepy Daddy: More pics
Gaymini: Now that I think about it..Cancer never sent a pic of his crush....
Emoncer: ..
Smexy mama: SEND NOW! SEND NOW
Emoncer: Frick you Gem
Sleepy Daddy: 😏
Stalker: So sus
Emoncer: I LOVE YOU SNUFFLES
Gaymini: ..Snffles?
Emoncer: Yep I love him
Emoncer: I LOVE YOU SNUFFLES
Gaymini: Oh
Smexy mama: It's a cat...
Emoncer: And?
Scorbae: It's cute...Libra can we get a cat when we get back home?
Stalker: No, ask your mother for a cat.
Scorbae: .. I feel a great dislike for you..
Angry bird: I smell some mommy issues ☕️☕️
Emoncer: I feel oddly offended by that statement.
Scorbae: I do NOT have mommy issues
Angry bird: Sighs* it always starts with denial.
Smexy mama: Aries you sounds like an expert.
Angry bird: Bc I am, and no I don't wanna talk about it.
Sleepy Daddy: What's mommy issues?
Gaymini: Let's continue
Sleepy Daddy: But I want to know!
Stalker: It's better you don't, I mean look at Cancer...
Emoncer: Leave me alone, I don't have mommy issues btw.
Angry bird: Denial
Scorbae: Stfu
Stalker: Silence...that...face...up
Sleepy Daddy: Hmmm imma search it up
Gaymini: No! Ummm Sagittarius distract him!!!
Smexy mama: On it, say five things you like about Taurus.
Sleepy Daddy: Ummm she is a girl...
Stalker: So I could have a chance with you if I was a girl?
Emoncer: The bar is surprisingly low..
Sleepy Daddy: She has hair...
Angry bird: So the rumour, VIRGO IS BALD AND SIMPS FOR HAIR IS REAL
Scorbae: Oh
Emoncer: Imagine shipping Virgo x wig
Scorbae: The ship name...Wigo
Angry bird: BAHAHFHDJOSNFDJOEF
Stalker: That messed up laugh again.
Sleepy Daddy: I feel like you are all bullying me
Smexy mama: Nope we are just distracting you
Sleepy Daddy: Okii
Stalker: Something is wrong with Wigo
Emoncer: ?
Stalker: I refuse to believe that Virgo the Virgo that's all serious is acting like this. No quirky person goes this far.
Gaymini: Hmm maybe he is a fake Virgo
Scorbae: Yea
Emoncer: I guess so
Sleepy Daddy: ..Okay I will tell you guys the truth...
Angry bird: 👍
Sleepy Daddy: Okay so, I am Virgo's other side
Smexy mama: Fair enough
Emoncer: Okay then
Scorbae: What side?
Sleepy Daddy: His inner gay side and innocent 😇
Gaymini: He HAS a what?!?
Angry bird: Gay Virgo? I think you forgot the not*
Sleepy Daddy: ..
Gaymini: Oh you weren't joking...
Angry bird: It all suddenly makes sense.
Scorbae: Huh?
Angry bird: So all those time I felt someone watching..it was you!
Sleepy Daddy: Ehhhhh
Emoncer: Aries sorry to burst your bubble but no one actually looks at you.
Gaymini: Harsh 😭
Smexy mama: HeLp Cancer who hurt you?
Angry bird: His mom when she left him at the orphanage.
Emoncer: No one
Emoncer: Hey, I will have you know she didn't leave me in an orphanage.
Stalker: Where did she leave you then?
Emoncer: I rather NOT talk about that.
Smexy mama: 10 bucks in a shop
Angry bird: Nah, she left him in the trash.
Emoncer: . . .
Sleepy Daddy: ANYWAYS LETS CONTINUE
Scorbae: I agree to gay≠Virgo
Sleepy Daddy: ;(
Stalker: If you are so eager then send something.
Scorbae: I am just that one person who tells people to do things but doesn't do it themselves
Stalker: Too bad I wasn't talking to you.
Scorbae: Me sad
Smexy mama: Why are you so rude to him??
Stalker: None of your business.
Gaymini: Oh I know he is in a bad mood bc of lack of sleep
Angry bird: When he says something that actually makes sense..
Emoncer: Stfu and let's get back to the issue. How are we going to solve it?
Stalker: We don't, it's better to just let it go and ignore the problem.
Angry bird: Ah a very healthy coping mechanism I see here, any other ideas?????
Gaymini: I surprisingly agree with mommy here, we should just use this moment as an opportunity to learn about Virgo and his gay side. 😇
Smexy mama: You're right Aries something is wrong with Gemini, he is being unusually intelligent to day.
Emoncer: He is always intelligent you guys just never realise it 💀
Stalker: Wow who died and made you the bodyguard? 💀
Emoncer: I am this close to breaking in to your room to beat you up.
Stalker: Do it. I dare you.
Emoncer: Give me a moment.
2 users goes offline.
Smexy mama: Can I get an rip for Libra? 👇
Scorbae: Rip
Gaymini: Rip mommy, you will always be missed
Sleepy Daddy: So I'm back just took a shit, what happened?!
Scorbae: Read up^^
Sleepy Daddy: Okay
Angry bird: Tf just happened, does Libra have a death wish? Btw L
Smexy mama: I knew something was wrong, he hasn't been himself the past few days. Ugh I am a horrible friend.
Scorbae: And I am a horrible cousin..
Smexy mama: Shhh this is my moment and besides he was being rude to you so you don't need to apologise okay? 😘
Scorbae: Okay?
Angry bird: I don't like the fact that I'm third wheeling, Gemini wanna 👉👈🥰
Angry bird: Gemini?
Angry bird: YOU THINK I AM STUPID I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT YOU ARE ONLINE
Angry bird: ANSWER NOW YOU LITTLE BOTCH
Smexy mama: It's okay Aries he stood me up as well. Wanna join me and Scorpio and make a threesome?
Angry bird: OMG REALLY? I CAN JOINNN
Smexy mama: I mean sure.?
Angry bird: Ty
Scorbae: I'm so confused.
Sleepy Daddy: STOP SPAMMING I CANNOT READ WHEN YOU DONIT BC I GO BACK TO THE END THEN!!!!
Scorbae: Sorry
Sleepy Daddy: ITS OKAY BUT I HAVE A QUESTION NOW, WHATS A THREESOME?
Angry bird: Huh?
Smexy mama: Nothing, don't search it up!
Scorbae: He is going to search it up
Sleepy Daddy: . . . . . . .
Sleepy Daddy: OMG DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BE TOGETHER WITH SAGITTARIUS AND GEMINI?!
Angry bird: Virgo you don't need him he isn't good enough for you.
Scorbae: Wait maybe he tried to stop Cancer from killing Libra
Angry bird: Whatever it is he shouldn't have left me on read. I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU
Angry bird: Btw do you guys hear anything from Libra's room? STUPID I CAN SEE TGAT YOU ARE TYPING
Scorbae: No it's quiet, too quiet
Smexy mama: Yeah
Sleepy Daddy: Okay so I search up foursome and it actually exists can we make a foursome?
Scorbae: Huh?
Angry bird: I mean 👉👈😏
Smexy mama: Aries how dare you add someone to our threesome?!
Angry bird: I am heartbroken right now that's why. AND ITS YOUR FAULT
Smexy mama: Shhh I can heal your broken heart just don't add anyone to the threesome
Angry bird: really? You would do that for me ☹️
Smexy mama: yes 3 is a magical number and will protect us from harm 😉
Scorbae: I am confused again- why are you in my room Sagittarius?
Smexy mama: Shhh I am here to protect you from all danger as well.
Scorbae: You just want to hear if anything happens next door right?
Smexy mama: Usually I would pretend to be highly offended by that but you know me too well by now 😉
Angry bird: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY NEXT TO EACH OTHER WHY ARE YOU TEXTING?!
Scorbae: Because we can?
Scorbae: Why are you in my room Aries?
Angry bird: Bc I can?
Sleepy Daddy: Back to the point, can we have a foursome?
Smexy mama: No
Angry bird: Yes ☺️
Scorbae: I am not even sure why we are having a threesome in the first place.
Sleepy Daddy: .. Can you have a threesome with two peoples but only be attracted to one of them?
Angry bird: I mean sure, it depends on it.
Smexy mama: Me and Aries aren't attracted to each other but we like Scorps so..
Scorbae: HUH WHAT IS THIS 🤨
Angry bird: Oh yea that's true
Scorbae: I do not participate in any of these things, get out of my room.
Smexy mama: But you promised that I could come over to hear you play some music....
Scorbae: When?
Smexy mama: Idk when but you did. Aries was there as well, RIGHT ARIES.
Angry bird: Yea I was there.
Scorbae: I do not remember any of this, you sure you guys aren't setting me up again?
Smexy mama: Positive.
Angry bird: I would never.
Scorbae: ..
Scorbae: I still want you guys out of my room
Smexy mama: Aww
Sleepy Daddy: So if I understand this correctly. I can have threesome with someone even though I am only attracted to one of the two peoples. Cool!
Sleepy Daddy: Baiii everyone I gtg before Capricorn finds out what I'm doing
Scorbae: bye Virgo
Sleepy Daddy: Baii
Angry bird: oof take care
Smexy mama: I think we should also go to sleep, it's like 6pm now. See you in two days!
Sleepy Daddy: Oh so I am allowed to come there?
Smexy mama: You literally live here
Sleepy Daddy: Right.. baiiii
1 user goes offline.
Scorbae: Now get out of my room so I can sleep
Angry bird: Can't we have a sleepover?
Scorbae: No.
Smexy mama: Bruh bye I guess.
1 user goes offline.
Scorbae: You should follow his lead.
Angry bird: Whatever
1 user goes offline.
Scorbae: When I said follow his lead I meant leaving my room but whatever.
1 user goes offline.
Gaymini: I love how I could just watch all this happen without anyone noticing Xd.
1 user gets online.
Angry bird kicked 1 user from the chat.
Angry bird: No one stands me up unpunished.
1 user goes offline.
I told you guys that I would make up for being unable to upload a chapter :3
Question:
What are the girls doing?
Hope y'all enjoyed this chapter and see you all soon guys, girls and non-binary pals!
~Ev