we made cinnamon twists in FACS (home ec). they were better than costco
Random child: ARE YOU RAISING THE RAM?!
Random child 2: YES
Random child: WELL YOU SHOULD BE
My friend explaining why druid is the best class in d&d:
Friend: snekky snekky snek
d&d club starts next week hooray
i mean i've never played before but i've read the instructions so-
also my friend will be mad if i don't show up
anyway i'll probably be a dragonborn druid because then i can be a dragon that can turn into a snake
but science was so ugh grgr
so mad at my science teacher rn
we moved seats and me and my best friend were gonna be together and then science teacher legit moVED her-
LIKE WHY
FINALIZE THE SEATING PLANS PLEASE
now i sit at the same table as that girl that doesn't know where africa is, her fairly nice friend, and Crush 3 ewew
we're gonna have guppies and ghost shrimp and snails
but we're keeping them inside these goofy ah tiny plastic containers that look like the ones that Aldi bagel chips come in ugh
each table has one container with a MINISCULE amount of gravel. then we have duck weed and choose between sagitaria and this spiky plant that starts with a
but like the sagitaria has hella long roots HOW ARE WE GONNA PLANT THEM IN THIS GOOFY AH TINY AMOUNT OF GRAVEL
and the water had like hair in it wtf???
i mean i chose the second plant WHICH DOESNT EVEN HAVE ROOTS
then she made us do 20 minutes of research for 4 things- optimal pH level, dissolved oxygen, nitrite, and temperature for guppies, which literally only took 5 minutes to google.
and she made some kids stay back for 40 seconds after the bell rang because they talked
LIKE PLEASE YOU'RE IMPEDING THEIR EDUCATION
UGH
i was bored so i did some other research and APPARENTLY guppies need at least 5 gallons of water because they are active swimmers.
generally fish need 1 gallon per 1 inch of fish
guppies grow to 2 inches on average and also need guppy friends or they'd get depressed.
WHAT ARE THESE GOOFY CONTAINERS THEY CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN A SINGLE GALLON
OMG THESE GUPPIES ARE GOING TO DIE OF DEPRESSION IN 3 WEEKS ISTG
nah then there's the ghost shrimp
if the shrimp are too small then the guppy will eat them and if they're a certain species of ghost shrimp then they might kill the guppy
and you're thinking, well in that spare time, you could've typed down the stuff into the assignment doc, right???
NO BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T EVEN POST IT UNTIL LIKE 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE BELL RANG
SHE WANTS A PARAGRAPH FOR EACH QUALITY IN SIZE 24 FONT
IM SORRY, WHY WOULD I WRITE MORE THAN A SENTENCE TO TELL YOU WHAT pH LEVEL IS GOOD FOR GUPPIES
THEN SHE WANTS US TO PUT IN A PICTURE
i'm sorry, WHAT PICTURE WILL I PUT IN TO ✨REPRESENT✨THE AMOUNT OF OXYGEN THE FISH NEED
UGH SHE'S SO UNREASONABLE
IT'S LITERALLY NOT FAIR THIS ONE OTHER SCIENCE CLASS GETS A FUCKING SNAKE AND WE GET DEPRESSED GUPPIES THAT WILL DIE IN A MONTH OR SO
like idc if we don't get pet (although i'd like snake) BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DIE
i feel like she didn't even do her research,, she just had like a few guppies left over and decided to give them to us
also, guppies need between 74 and 82 degrees Fahrenheit, cough cough HOW WILL WE MAINTAIN THE TEMPERATURE WITHOUT A WATER HEATER
AND A FUCKING WATER FILTER
it's environmental science, we're supposed to be PRESERVING the fish, not letting them die of fucking depression!!
and she made us wear fucking safety goggles WHILE GETTING GRAVEL, WATER, AND FUCKING AQUATIC PLANTS
also, if i'm not ✨mistaken✨, fish can't be healthy with TAP WATER, MA'AM, because CHLORINE is toxic to fish.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER THESE POOR GUPPIES??
istg she did like 0 research??
she's so ANNOYING
even my PE teacher is more reasonable than her!!
MY SCIENCE TEACHER LITERALLY TYPOED HER OWN NAME
my slides:
ughghghughughg grgr so mad rn
i had to put my ✨info✨ abt HOW MUCH SPACE GUPPIES NEED into speaker notes so she can't as easily see it.
LIKE UGH
WHYYYYYYYY
unless this is forerunner to an experiment about how guppies die, i don't see how this will turn out well.