Math teacher, looking at gal's neon pink ✨aesthetic💅 two truths and a lie: Look at you, making us all look bad
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Me: *taps ranboo dude* hey my friend over there *points at Midnight4Lifers * wants to marry your spider
Ranboo dude: wHY
i despise PE we ran half a mile and to a lazy blob like me that is a lot💅 I got 5 mins 41 secs
THAT TIMPANI CHILD BE BANGING HIS INSTRUMENT THE ENTIRE BAND CLASS THOUGH
Band teacher: Clarinets, play a bit louder, I'm back here and I'm deaf.
Band teacher: [insert timpani kid's name], you're not a trumpet. stop playing.
Band teacher: ONE IENDA TWO IENDA THREE IENDA FOUR
Band teacher: Good job, altos
Band teacher: Oh no, I'm complimenting the alto saxes. I never do that. This is strange.
the two sax children in front of me really be hating on trombones JUST BECAUSE I NEARLY HIT THEM WITH MY SLIDE ONE TIME
Sax child 1: *whispering* I hate trombones.
Sax child 2: *whispering* they're so loud.
OH I'M SORRY, WE'RE LOUD?!??!?!
AT LEAST WE DON'T GO SCREECH SCREECH WITH THE EAR-PIERCING HARMONY
SO YALL GET A CHANCE TO SHINE 💅
bro really hating on trombones just cuz i almost hit him ONE TIME
I got 69% on my algebra homework 💀💀
Literally just because i didn't understand xy = yx
also because some questions were confusing and some were annoying. Mathspace is annoying what with its dumb "skip a step and you lose points💀" system
LIKE CHILL
115x + 145 - (insert a bunch of numbers and stuff and addition) WILL YIELD ME THE SAME ANSWER AS 115x + 145 - (previous answer)
THE BUSES
ARE WEIRD
the bus loop is basically big
LIKE YALL CAN PARK IN THE MIDDLE YKNOW
THERE IS SPACE
INSTEAD YALL GOTTA PARK WAYYYYYY BY THE ROAD
YESTERDAY CHILD GOT LEFT BEHIND AT SCHOOL CAUSE SHE COULDNT FIND ✨BUS✨
I HAD ENOUGH ✨WALK✨ IN PE
I DONT NEED TO ✨WALK✨ MORE
like i understand the bus with the wheelchair ramp being closer to the door
BUT WHY YALL GOTTA WAIT FOR STUDENTS BY ROAD AND ALL BEING LEGIT STACKED UPON ONE ANOTHER
like the usual bus driver parks somewhere in the middle of the bus loop THANK YOU
but substitute bus today istg
SIR IS SCREAMING
"FIND A SEAT IT'S NOT HARD"
"IF YOU CAN'T FIND ONE I'LL FIND ONE FOR YOU"
SIR CHILL
IT NOT THAT EASSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WE GOT FRIENDS YKNOW