*by child i mean someone in my grade or 1 above mmkay
If the child were younger id call them a tiny child
Unhinged child: HE'S HOLDING ME AND gRaBbiNg ME!!!!
Teacher: [child's name] Stop it!
Math class: *playing hot potato*
Band teacher: hi i have some stuff for you
Math teacher: how dare you interrupt our educational activities
Child: you spelled it wrong
Math teacher: whatever, I'm not your english teacher
English teacher: *misspells more often*
Unhinged child: teacher TEACHER
Child: HE HAS A SEXY HAIRLINE
Child (male btw): nah im your mother
Me: hi mom
Child: no thats not what i meannnnttt
Child: how to best excercise, THRUST and back, and THRUST
(Luigi is this tower we made of cardboard and stuff, but we ran out of tape so we were using string to tie it together)
Annoying child: Luigi needs to die. *proceeds to sabotage the group project that HE was working on with us*
PE teacher: IF YALL DONT BE QUIET WE WONT BE ABLE TO DO PE
Me: good
Class: *playing froggy murder*
Pedestrian child: I think i SEEEEEE
Other child: IM SCARRREDEDDDDEDDDED
Literally every boy in my grade whenever a girl walks past: BESTTIEEE BOOOOOOOOO
but like the annoying "popular" girls eat so much candy, like how much yall dental care cost
HOW TO BE POPULAR IN MY SCHOOL
1: COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SPORTY BOYS
2: BECOME FRIENDS WITH ANNOYING GIRLS
3: FLIRT WITH SPORTY BOYS
4: EAT CANDY UNTIL ALL YOUR TEETH FALL OUT
Like cmon wtf
2 Tiny children on the bus: *making out with masks on while other tiny child stares out window*
Tiny child on bus: DIDDLY DARN DIDDLY DARN
unhinged child: GIMMEE YOUR GLASSESSSSS
GIVE MONEEEYSSSSSSS
LOOK AT MY CRAPPY KEYBOARDA
Class: *goes to dave and busters*
Girl: *legit begs boy ON HER KNEES for fugly sonic hedgehog doll*
Like tf can you not do better
Annoying boy: yeah but pushups are easier for girls cause *looks pointedly at chest*
The gym: *has some kind of crash bandicoot thingy plushie tied on a rope*
Me: oh i thought that was a child
*i actually did think it was a child though*
Unhinged child: You don't like pizza? IM ITALIAN THATS RACIST
"DADDY I LOVE YOU MWAH"
"YOU'RE MY GRAMMA CUCKOO"
me: NO IM NOT
*announcement starts*
Annoying boys lunch table: *AGgRESSIVELY SCREAMING*
Boys: *sees girls talking to each other* they're LESBIAN
Also boys: *AGGRESSIVELY CUDDLING AND KISSING i mean not on the lips*
Boy: *randomly moans*
Teacher: stop
Boy: *rolls over* IT WASNT ME IM A ROBOT
Unhinged children: *SINGING WAKA WAKA BY SHAKIRA OUT OF CONTEXT AND MOANING*
Boys: *massaging each other and SMILING in spanish class*
Child: i like to throw my cat down the stairs