"After everything I did to make him happy... 2 years worth of love, affection, and support... And not only does he not choose me, but he chooses HER?! My FIERCEST rival of them all?! This is what I get?! What was the point of him loving me if he was never gonna choose me?! He was gaslighting the whole time, wasn't he...? I'll never find love, and I'll be alone forever..."
ACT 1: Where's Minako?
2 Weeks After the Premiere of Episode 270...
"One day... Minako disappeared after our last episode. She hasn't answered any of our calls, and no one even knows where she is... Not even friends, family, or anyone from the distant realms..."
Where have you gone?
We'll find you, Minako. Whatever it takes!
Haruka: It's been weeks since she's last been seen... That rejection really hurt her more than we thought she would...
Mizuno: Not even her parents know where she is...
Milk: Oh please! She's just being a baby!
Urara: Goddammit Milk, shut up!!
Makoto: If you're not gonna help us, then just leave!
Usagi: Are we... never gonna see her again...?
Weiss: We'll find her. She HAS to be SOMEWHERE in Authoria. Or one of the other realms.
*Logan & V4 appear.*
Amara: Ah, you're back. Any luck in the other realms?
Logan: Yeah. Bad luck. No one from the Tekken Realm's seen her.
V4: Neither have Bf, Gf OR Rosie.
Michiru: *sigh* I see...
Molly: Why couldn't she just talk with us? Surely we could've found a way to cure her!
Kim: Molly buddy, I know you weren't around when all this went down, but this isn't a situation Minako can just bounce back from. She really loved Brando, and we thought he loved her too...
Kirara: I hate harems...
"As if things weren't bad enough, Brando appears with Regina..."
Brando: Hey guys, what's up? 😎
Esdeath: We're not recording. Piss off. Both of you.
Regina: Geez, what's your problem?
Weiss: None of your business! Just go and make out with each other for the umpteenth time!
Brando: Geez, why are you guys so hostile all of a sudden?!
Rei: You wanna know why we're so upset?! Fine then! Minako's gone, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! YOU RUINED HER LIFE!
Regina: Oh, shut up! It's not his fault she's too much of a crybaby!
Bloom: Regina, Minako's been NOWHERE to be seen since our last episode. And I DO mean that literally. She's nowhere near home, Authoria, any of our worlds, even our friends in distant realms don't have any traces of her!
Regina: Is it really THAT bad?
Usagi: Yes, it is Rapunzel! Don't even bother pretending to feel bad! We all know neither of you really do!
Brando: What?! We DO genuine-
Makoto: Brando. With all do respect, we must ask that you and Regina both leave.
Brando: *sigh* Fine.
"Brando and Regina leave the studio."
Rei: Good riddance...
"Deondre comes in."
Chloe: Deondre? We're not recording right now...
Deondre: It's not about the show. It's about Minako...
Usagi: MINAKO?! *runs over to Deondre, grabs him and starts shaking him* WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?!
Deondre: Usagi, Usagi! Calm down!
Amara: Tell us she's with you.
Deondre: She's... not with me.
Rei:
Deondre: I have a note. From her... It's not pretty...
"Deondre hands Usagi the note Minako wrote."
"To any of my friends that may be reading this. If you found this letter, then it's the last piece of me you'll ever have of me. After being betrayed by Brando, I lost my passion to continue being part of the series that has brought me so much pain and gaslighting. I know you guys are gonna search all across Authoria and the other realms just to get me back, and try to cheer me up. I'm telling you guys this, you're just wasting your time. No, I'm not dead, I just left Authoria, and don't expect me to come back anytime soon. Just forget about me, and continue doing what you guys do best. Please, don't quit just because of my disappearance. Excluding Brando, Regina & the Poptarts, you guys have all given me such a wonderful life. I love you all, and goodbye. Forever."
And if Brando, Regina or one of the Poptarts just so happen to get their grubby hands on this, all I want to say is, you all ruined my life. Thanks for nothing."
Sincerely, Minako Aino.
SpongeBob: Minako...
Maya: She really is gone... Isn't she?
"Upon learning about Minako's departure, Usagi bursts into tears..."
Usagi: MINAKO!! PLEASE COME BACK!!
"The other Sailor Scouts comfort their leader."
Me: The heartbreak really WAS that bad...
Lincoln: Well, I guess that's it then... She's really gone...
Haruhi: *growls* Why couldn't she just talk to us? We've been with her for several seasons!
V4: So... How do we explain this to her parents? And the fans?
Deondre: Guys... before we tell anyone about Minako's departure, there's something crucial you guys need to know.
Ami: What is it?
Deondre: There's more to Minako leaving us than just well... leaving us.
Zoey: More to it? What could it be?
Deondre: A while ago, I encountered someone... who is gonna be our next foe.
Everyone:
Scratch: Can people STOP trying to kill us for ONE Season?!
Weiss: What is it with everyone attacking us?!
Kirito: Alright Deondre, out with it. Who do we need to stab?
Deondre: There's something more to our new enemy than what you guys may think.
Bloom; Oh please, what's so special about our new enemy?
Deondre: This new enemy is probably our strongest yet.
Grim: Who could POSSIBLY be worse than the Mishimas, Azazel, Anna, Dark Mami, AND the guy who killed everyone with little to no effort?!
Deondre: Someone who could kill us all with even LESS effort.
Lincoln: OK...
Deondre: And it's someone a certain group of people know.
Clara: Someone one of us know? But who could that be...?
Deondre: Sailor Galaxia.
Sailor Scouts: GALAXIA?!
Molly: What's wrong? Isn't she a Sailor Scout like you guys?
Mizuno: Unfortunately...
Molly: Then shouldn't she be a good guy?
Rei: Not all scouts are good, McGee.
Emily: Wait... Isn't she that girl who fought that guy from Dragon Ball...?
Makoto: Yes...
Aqua: AND SHE'S HERE IN AUTHORIA?!
Deondre: Yes...
Aqua:
Laura: Wimp.
Stella: Wait... Since Galaxia is Usagi's arch-nemesis, and Minako's missing... then... does that mean?!
Deondre: Yes. Galaxia has Minako as her hostage...
Juniper: So all we gotta do is beat Galaxia's ass and get Minako back, right? Sounds simple enough!
Amara: Drop the cockiness, Juniper. Galaxia is not someone you should EVER take lightly. To think she's come back, here in Authoria, AND has Minako... Just our luck...
Me: Judging by how both Amara AND Deondre are describing Galaxia, this might just be our toughest opponent yet, so we'll need to be-
"Suddenly, the Ask or Dare Cast gets a transmission."
Me: *sigh* Now what?
"Lincoln answers the call, which just so happens to be from the Authoria Mayor!"
Blossom: The Mayor?!
Authoria Mayor: Durand! The city is under attack! Some woman in gold came out and is brainwashing the citi- AGGGHHHH!!
"Suddenly, the Mayor is attacked! His attacker being none other than Sailor Galaxia herself."
Everyone: YOU!!
Galaxia: We meet at last, my future slaves.
Rei: WHERE'S MINAKO, YOU BITCH?!
Galaxia: *chuckle* Feisty, are we?
Usagi: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?!
Galaxia: Hmph. As if you peasants have any right to know how I was brought back into this lowly world. And why bother about your worthless friend who doesn't want to see any of you swine ever again?
Me: Listen here, Galaxia! We don't care why or how you're here in Authoria, nor do we care how you knew where Minako was! We WILL find you, and we WILL kill you! PERMANENTLY!
Galaxia: *chuckles again* Such confidence for a putrid boy as yourself. Very well. Since you're so sure you can kill me, let alone defeat me, I will allow you the chance to face me, myself and I. I'll even let you bring as many as your dumb toon friends as you desire. Besides, what good is making you suffer if you're the only one dying when facing me in combat? However, there's something you should know. Even if you do somehow best me in battle, you won't even have a home to go back to, as my army eliminates EVERYONE you hold dear in Authoria! Whether you and your friends kill me, or I kill you all like the ants you are, I win all the same! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
"Sailor Galaxia ends the transmission."
Kirito: Well isn't she pretentious?
Me: So. It's war then.
Blake: In that case, we've only got one option.
Squidward: To give up and go home?
Makoto: You couldn't be ANY more wrong. We fight back, take back Minako, and KILL Galaxia. FOR GOOD.
Nozomi: But... won't Minako still leave us even if we save her?
Yuri: Even if she still doesn't want to return to Authoria, she's still our friend all the same.
Chavo: No need to worry Nozomi! Once Minako realizes that we really really really really really really miss her, she'll be back with us!
Esdeath: Foolish as always, boy. Didn't you read the letter? She's NEVER coming back. Even if she makes it out of this alive, she'll still be gone from our lives.
Weiss: Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but Esdeath's right, Chavo. There's no guarantee that Minako will come back. And we can't force her to stay either.
Me: Weiss is also right. I want Minako back as much as you guys do. But if she really isn't returning to Ask or Dare after we save her, we have to accept that.
Clara: But even so, she should at least give us a proper goodbye before leaving again...
Mizuno: And let us keep in touch with her... Surely she doesn't want to forget about us forever!
Sakura: Hey Usagi. You've been awfully silent most of the time... Don't you want Minako back?
"Usagi quietly gets up and walks over to... Maya?!"
Maya: What's the matter?
Usagi: ......
Maya: Usagi?
Usagi: ........ Maya.
Maya: Yes?
Usagi: I.... I....
Maya: What is it?
Usagi: I.... *grabs her hands* PLEASE HELP ME!!!
"Usagi starts sobbing again and tightly hugs her long-time rival."
Maya: Oh Usagi... *hugs Usagi back* Of course I'll help you. Gotta say, I was expecting you to reject my support.
Usagi: I don't care if I have to team up with you again, I'll do ANYTHING to save Minako! If you help us, I'll end our rivalry forever. I promise!!
Maya: Hey hey, no need for that! We'll totally help!
Usagi: Maya... Thank you so much... *hugs her tighter*
Jimmy: Well then, I think it's time we get ready for combat.
Deondre: Let's call our friends from the Tekken Realm! That way-
Me: Don't.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Lincoln: Isn't it important we have more people to help us?
Me: Yes. Our Tekken friends have come in handy during our missions since we helped them end the war between the Mishima Zaibatsu and G Corp. But... I don't think it's a good idea to get them involved in any of our battles for a while. Last thing I need is for Galaxia to find out about the other realms and start invading them.
Chloe: Durand's right. This is our conflict, not theirs. We've grown far too dependent on them for so long. We can handle this on our own.
Lincoln: Well... If you say so...
"Suddenly, Chun Li and Guile bust in!"
Emily: Chun Li! Guile! You're OK!!
Guile: We had to go into hiding to avoid Galaxia's wrath.
Chun Li: So Durand, I trust you've decided how you and your friends will proceed in taking down that menace?
Me: Indeed I have. SpongeBob, Maya, Dr. Livesey, Jim, Sailor Scouts, Winx, Kirito, Asuna, Team RWBY, Jenny, Deondre, V4 and Haurhi, you guys will be coming with me to confront Galaxia.
Haruhi: Finally! An excuse to show off more of my power!
Me: Lincoln, Chavo, Patty, Molly, Eds, Scratch, Kim, Trelawney and Doug, you guys are on Refugee Duty. Look for any unscathed citizens and escort them here for protection! Once I dispatch you guys, begin your search as soon as you get to the city! Preferably before Galaxia's army appears. Do not engage in ANY combat with Galaxia's minions! If things get ugly for you guys or there are no civilians left to take back, retreat to the studio IMMEDIATELY!
Molly: You got it! We won't let ya down!
Me: Grim, Esdeath, Clara, Jake Spidermonkey, Sakura & Emerald, you guys are on guarding duty! Protect the studio and any civilians Lincoln's faction brings back with your lives!
Jake S. Monkey: Not a problem! The enemy won't be a match for me!
Grim: No monkey business, got it Jake?!
Jake S. Monkey: Yeah yeah, whatever you say.
Me: And the rest of you excluding Jimmy will be battling Galaxia's army in the city, as well as cover Lincoln's Faction! I'll leave it to you guys to decide who fights directly and who covers the Refugee Faction. The army won't be as strong as Galaxia, but are likely still a threat nonetheless. So don't get cocky. Understand, MILK?
Milk: Why are you singling ME out?!
Haruhi: Because you're the most arrogant non-antagonist here, duh.
Me: Jimmy, you'll be responsible for communication. If anyone from the cast or the other realms needs aid, call for reinforcements!
Jimmy: I'm on it!
Me: Alright, you guys all have your stations! Everyone who isn't joining me, head to your locations! GO GO GO!!
Everyone: GOT IT!!
"The 3 factions all leave to their respective locations."
Haruhi: So Durand, how do you plan on getting us to Galaxia's base?
"Suddenly, a mysterious door appears."
Asuna: Huh? What's this door?
"Asuna walks over to the note on the doorknob."
"Here's the entrance to my lair. I'll be waiting for your demises. 🙂"
- Sailor Galaxia
Haruhi: She's really just leaving the entrance here. It's like she's ASKING us to kill her!
Me: Haruhi, we need to proceed cautiously. We don't know what she's planning.
Aisha: Well, let's do this.
Jim: Now or never.
"Determined, Durand's faction opens the door and head to Galaxia's base."
ACT 2: Attack of the Sailor Animamates!
"Meanwhile, Lincoln's faction searches Authoria for any unscathed citizens."
Patty: Hello? Anyone there?
Double D: It's safe to come out now!
"Some civilians come out of hiding and slowly approach the Heroes."
Kim: Everyone follow us to the Ask or Dare Studio! You'll be safe there!
"The civilians all follow Lincoln and co back to the Studio for protection. Meanwhile, the city faction discuss who will defend Authoria City, and who will protect Lincoln's faction and the civilians."
Chun Li: Alright kids, listen up.
Milk: HEY! Who you calling kid?
Nozomi: *smacks Milk in the head* Shut it, Milky!
Chun Li: Thank you. As I was saying, here's how we'll split the team. Konosuba crew, Milk, Mackenzie, Patrick, Komachi & Sango. You guys will be the defense for Lincoln's faction.
Mackenzie: Understood.
Milk: Wait! Who made YOU in charge?!
Nozomi: *kicks Milk in the chest* Now's not the time to be complaining about leadership!
Milk: There's ALWAYS a time to be b**ching about leadership! I'm not getting ANYWHERE near that stupid starfish!
Chun Li: Oh, so you don't want to be on the defensive front?
Milk: NO! I'm the best Precure here, and I deserve to be on the front lines!
Nagisa: Well then. If you want to be on the front lines so bad, you can be our meat shield! :D
Milk: MEAT SHIELD?!
Nora: What's wrong, Milky? You said you deserved to be on the front lines!
Milk: Not as a meat shield!
Chun Li: Either you defend Lincoln and the others, or be a meat shield. Your choice, Milk.
Milk: *growling* FINE! I'll protect the stupid Lemonhead!
Lincoln: *in the distance* I HEARD THAT, MILKY!!
Logan: And that leaves the rest of us on the offensive front!
Chloe: And now we wait for them to-
"Before Chloe can finish, the gang are suddenly attacked!"
Lily: EEP! What was that?!
Juniper: Already here, eh?
"Our Heroes are met face to face with some peculiar looking women..."
???: Ask or Dare Heroes. We meet at long last.
Kirara: And you are?
Aluminum Siren: Where are our manners? I am Sailor Aluminum Siren. Pleased to make your acquaintance. However short it might be.
Lead Crow: And I'm Sailor Lead Crow. And we're the Sailor Animamates. Loyal servants of Lady Galaxia.
April: So you two are that slut's unpaid lackeys. Cool.
Lead Crow: Some nerve you got disrespecting our queen. Act all arrogant you want. You worms will be bowing to our will in no time. *cracks her whip*
Logan: Then why don't ya shut up so we can kill you?
Lead Crow: How revolting... But very well. We'll show you why you should've NEVER resisted Lady Galaxia's dominance!
BATTLE 1
Vs Sailor Animamate Duo
Aluminum Siren: Now, come and accept your punishment!
"Lead Crow & Aluminum Siren charge at our Heroes, and..."
Guile: FLASH KICK!! *kicks Siren in the face*
Aluminum Siren: AH!
Zoey: MMRRROOOW!! *scratches Crow*
Lead Crow: AH! Damn cat!
Logan: I told you. We're gonna win. Just give up.
Lead Crow: SILENCE!!
"Meanwhile, Lincoln's faction continues their search for any more unscathed citizens."
Kim: Looks like there's no one left... Galaxia must have got them...
Milk: In that case, later!
Darkness: And WHERE do you think you're going?!
Milk: What? Since there's no one left to escort, I can finally get back to the REAL battle and not waste any more of my precious time babysitting.
Double D: You do realize you still have to help provide us a safe escort back to the studio and make sure none of us or the civilians go missing, right?
Milk: Oh please, no one's gonna go missing as long as they're not dumb enough to-
Sango: Guys! Lincoln's gone!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Lincoln: HEEEELLLLPPP!!
"Suddenly, a short mouse-like woman descends down while having Lincoln in her arms."
???: Hello!
Megumin: Who are yo- Wha-?
???: Something wrong?
Milk: *laughing* You look like a rat!
???: You DARE laugh at me?!
Kim: Cut it out, Milk! Now then, who are you?!
Iron Mouse: I am Sailor Iron Mouse! The best of the Sailor Animamates that serve Lady Galaxia!
Mackenzie: Listen Rat Girl, let go of Lincoln, RIGHT NOW, and we'll grant you a quick and painless death!
Iron Mouse: Hmmmm... Let me think... NO!
Mackenzie: Guess YOU wanna die!
Iron Mouse: You really want your friend back THAT bad? Fine, I'll give him back. On one condition.
Darkness: And what is that?
Iron Mouse: Let's play a little game! We'll have a race from here all the way to your cheap Studio!
Scratch: Oh please! As if your stupid HQ is any better!
Iron Mouse: It is! Anyways, if you somehow manage to catch me before I reach your studio, I'll give you if your little buddy! But, when I reach your studio, I'll be taking a little prize from not only your friend, but from every civilian you've rescued and anyone else inside and outside!
Komachi: What?!
Eddy: What are ya?! Some kind of troll or something?!
Kazuma: How about THIS instead?
"Kazuma uses his Steal ability to take Lincoln back... only to nab... Magnhild?!"
Kazuma: What the hell?!
Iron Mouse: HA! Nice aim, loser!
Komachi: Wait, isn't that?!
Nora: *in the distance* WHERE'S MAGNHILD?!
Kim: Oh dear...
Komachi: We should return Nora her hammer...
Megumin: We can do that later! Getting Lincoln back is our priority! Fine, you stupid rat! We accept your challenge!
Iron Mouse: Splendid! Linky, is there anything you want to say to your friends before you say goodbye to them forever?
Lincoln: Please help me...
Molly: Don't worry Lincoln, we'll save you!
Iron Mouse: Alright! Now that Linky's said his last words, let's begin! *kisses Lincoln on the lips*
Lincoln: (I think I'm gonna puke...)
BATTLE 2
Vs Sailor Iron Mouse
Iron Mouse: *blows raspberry* Catch me if you can! >:) *flies away*
Kazuma: After her!
"The faction chases after Iron Mouse."
Double D: She's too fast!
"Meanwhile, back to the scuffle between Logan's Team and Siren & Crow, Crow spots Iron Mouse flying around."
Lead Crow: *quietly* What the...? Why is that fool flying about and not stealing their StarACK!! *gets scratched by Jake Long*
Lily: (What was she staring at?)
"Curious as to what Lead Crow was looking at, she looks to where Crow was looking, and spots the Refugee Faction chasing Iron Mouse. Not long does she realize that not only was Lincoln's missing, but Kazuma took Magnhild! It's at this moment where Lily realizes that Iron Mouse kidnapped Lincoln."
Lily: (LINKY!! That woman's gonna pay!)
"Angered, Lily chases after Iron Mouse."
Nora: (Maybe Lily saw who took my hammer!)
"After spotting Lily running, Nora following, thinking it might lead to her precious hammer."
Zoey: *sniffs* (I SMELL A MOUSE!!)
"With her cat instincts kicking it, Zoey purses the rat-like smell. Chun Li then notices those 3 running off!"
Chun Li: HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
"None of them pay any mind to Chun's shout."
Corina: Worry about them later, we need to deal with these 2 first!
"Back to the chase..."
Kazuma: (How are we gonna catch her...?! Wait!)
"Back at the celebration of killing Don McGriffin..."
Urara: So Nora! What does your hammer do?
Nora: Glad you asked! My precious Magnhild isn't just a hammer! It's also a jet!
Sheen: A jet?!
Nora: Yep! I can use it to fly around! Great way of getting around huge gaps!
Kazuma: (JACKPOT!! I can use Magnhild to get over there and grab that rat's tail!Maybe stealing it wasn't so unfortunate after all! Alright, here goes!)
"Kazuma jumps onto Magnhild and takes flight instantly!"
Kim: Never thought I'd say this but GO KAZUMA!!
"Kazuma starts getting closer and closer to his target..."
Kazuma: Little more... Little more... GOT YOU!!
Iron Mouse:
"After screaming in agony by having her tail yanked, Iron Mouse drops Lincoln!
Lincoln: WAAAAAAHHHH!!
Lily: LINKY!!
"Out of desperation, Lily speeds up and catches her boyfriend!"
Everyone: LILY?!
Ed: *laughs* Nice catch!
Iron Mouse: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! My hostage!
Kazuma: Sucks to be you, Rat Girl!! Now you're dead!
Iron Mouse: WHY YOOOOOOUUUU!!!
"The now angered Iron Mouse shakes Kazuma off her tail, making him fall off Magnhild."
Kazuma:
"Suddenly, Darkness catches him."
Darkness: Got you!
Kazuma: Whew! Nice catch!
"Suddenly, Nora speeds up and catches her falling hammer!"
Nora: Gotcha!
Everyone: NORA?!
Mackenzie: Guessing it was about Magnhild?
Nora: You bet your love handles it is! *kisses Magnhild*
Iron Mouse: *growling* YOU... RUINED MY GAME.
Lily: You kidnapped my Linky, jerk!
Iron Mouse: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO TRY AND BEAT ME... BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO RUIN MY FUN... I'LL JUST KILL YOU ALL. HERE AND NOW!!
"Furious about her game being hijacked by uninvited guests... Sailor Iron Mouse drops her playful side and pulls out her bracelets."
Kim: Those bracelets seem like trouble...
Iron Mouse: NOW... GET READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PATHETIC LIVES-
Zoey: MMRRROOOW!!!
Iron Mouse: Was... that a cat...?
"Zoey finally catches up with the others and lunges at Iron Mouse!"
Zoey:
Iron Mouse:
"Zoey relentlessly beats up Iron Mouse!"
Iron Mouse: Owww....
Lincoln: Quick! Destroy the bracelets while she's down!
"Lily steps on the left bracelet while Nora SMASHES the right one with Magnhild, crushing Mouse's right arm in the process!"
Iron Mouse: AHHHHHHHH!!
Kazuma: It's over for you, Sailor Jerry!
Iron Mouse: H-Hey... No hard feelings, right? *nervous laughter*
Nora: No one takes MY Magnhild and gets away with it, Rat Girl!
Lily: Same goes for MY boyfriend, dirtbag! *grabs Iron Mouse*
Iron Mouse: NO! PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY!!
Kazuma: Nora?
Nora: Got it! 😈
Iron Mouse: NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!
"Lily tosses Iron Mouse in the air, and once the timing is JUST right, Nora SMACKS the rat, sending her flying!"
Iron Mouse:
"Back to Siren & Crow, both Animamates are worn out, overwhelmed by the huge disadvantage they've been in, while the Heroes are still ready to fight."
Lead Crow: *pant* How... Are we losing?!
Jake Long: Because we're the best!
Aluminum Siren: I'M DONE WITH THIS!!
"Now angry and desperate to win, Siren uses her most DANGEROUS attack! Galactica Tsunami!"
Setsuna: Uhhh, what are you doing?
Aluminum Siren: ATTACKING!!
"Everyone laughs at Siren's pitiful attack."
Corina: THAT'S your grand attack?! I've seen better attacks from Carl!
Lead Crow: Enough of this! We'll end you all, here and no-
???: Don't even bother.
Emily: OH NO...
Love (Fresh): Is... she already here?!
Aluminum Siren: AGGGGGHHHHHH!!
"Aluminum Siren is shot behind her."
Inori: What the hell?!
Lead Crow: SIIIIIIREEEENNNNN!!
"Lead Crow rushes to her partner."
Lead Crow: Siren! SIREN!! *shakes Siren, desperately hoping she's still alive*
Aluminum Siren: C-Crow... You must carry out our duty... No matter... *drops dead*
Lead Crow: SIREN!! PLEASE, NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"And so, with her last breath gone, Aluminum Siren disappeares..."
Lead Crow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Lead Crow bursts into tears, having lost the only person she called a true friend... Our Heroes watch in pity..."
Love (Fresh): Hey... You guys think we-
Chun Li: Leave her be.
???: How pathetic.
"And so, the final Sailor Animamate descends down."
Kelsey: So... Looks like we found the leader.
Jake Long: Alright! Final boss time!
???: You really couldn't handle these little brats, could you, Crow?
Lead Crow: YOU... DID THIS... DIDN'T YOU?!
???: So what if I did?
Lead Crow: YOU BASTARD... I'LL KILL YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
"Our Heroes watch in horror as Lead Crow is killed by her own teammate, having her Star Seed stolen."
Jake Long: (So that's what those bracelets do...)
???: Hmph. What's up with you lot?
Emily: Why did you kill her?! She's your friend, isn't she?!
???: Friend?! *laughs* I'd barely call her a cohort!
Yuri: Who are you anyways?
Tin Nyanko: Sailor Tin Nyanko, highest rank of the Sailor Animamates. I sincerely apologize for the incredible incompetence of those three. Unlike them, I will ensure that none of you will live to see the day.
Logan: Nice theory. Let's test it, ya whore!
BATTLE 3
Vs Sailor Tin Nyanko
Tin Nyanko: I'm gonna enjoy watching you all suffer!
"Tin Nyanko gets in the air, and PULLS OUT A GUN?!"
Erika: OH CRAP, SHE'S GOT A GUN!
Rachel: Great... As if we didn't already have enough to worry about!
Tin Nyanko: *chuckle*
"Tin Nyanko activates her Cat Paw Gun (Yes, that is LEGITIMATELY what it's called) and charges a huge shot targeted at our Heroes!"
Chun Li: Everyone, split up!
Tin Nyanko: SAY GOODBYE!!
"Nyanko unleashes her attack!"
"As she gets close to see her immobilized victims, there's no one there!"
Tin Nyanko: WHAT?! *growling* They think they can just run away from ME?!
"Nyanko starts shooting buildings to find where our Heroes are hiding, but they're nowhere to be found... What could they be planning?"
Tin Nyanko: You rats can't hide forever!
"In the air, Jake Long & Chloe are there waiting..."
Chloe: Alright Jake, once the timing is right, use your fangs to break the bracelets! Got it?
Jake Long: You bet, Ice Babe! *wink*
Chloe: Without the flirting.
"Tin Nyanko keeps looking for her victims, but finds no leads!"
Tin Nyanko: *growls louder* WHERE ARE YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
"Suddenly, April YANKS Nyanko's tail!"
April: NOW!!
Tin Nyanko: WHAT?!
SONIC BOOM!!
KIKOKEN!!
"Chun Li & Guile attack Nyanko from a distance!"
Tin Nyanko: AAAHHHHH!! *falls on her back*
"Jake Long & Chloe swoop in! Chloe jumps off and lands RIGHT on Nyanko!"
Tin Nyanko:
Chloe: *grabs Nyanko* Jake! The bracelets!
Jake Long: Here we go!
Tin Nyanko: OH NO YOU AAAAHHHH!!
"Nyanko has her arms SHATTERED by Dark Dream!"
Dark Dream: Now Dragon Boy!
"Jake crunches on the bracelets, breaking them for good!"
Tin Nyanko: NOOOOOOOOooooo....
"With her bracelets gone, Tin Nyanko turns white and collapses."
Emily: Yay! We did it!
Chloe: Don't celebrate yet! There might be more Animamates coming!
Setsuna: Doesn't seem like there's anyone left.
Love (Fresh): In that case... WE WOOOOOOOONNNN!!
Jake Long: Aw yeah! *reverts back to normal and high fives Kelsey*
"Suddenly, Lily, Nora & Zoey finally meet back up with the rest of the gang."
Nora: Hey guys! Nice work out there!
Chun Li: Where have you 3 been?! Why did you just run off like that?!
Honoka: Uhhhhhh, guys?! Something's coming!
Nagisa: UP THERE!!
"The others look to where Nagisa & Honoka are looking, and spot something about to crash within their vicinity!"
Squidward: HOLY FISH PASTE, WHAT IS THAT?!
Guile: TAKE COVER!!
"Everyone gets out of the city streets and..."
Kelsey: Yikes...
"Once the smoke clears up, everyone looks to the crater made, and spot... a fried Sailor Iron Mouse?!"
Chloe: Is that....?
Nora: The reason why we left the group? Yep! She took my hammer!
Lily: And kidnapped Lincoln!
Renee: I suppose that clears you two, but why did YOU leave, Zoey?
Zoey: What? I'm a cat!
Chun Li: *sigh* Whatever. All that matters is that we protected the city. At least, most of it.
Bridget: So... now what do we do?
Guile: We return to the Studio and report to Durand.
Chloe: We've done our share, so now it's up to him and his group to end this.
"The City Faction all head back to the studio."
Chun Li: (You can do this, Durand!)
ACT 3: Galaxia Showdown!
"Durand and co arrive at a Tokyo-esque location..."
Haruhi: Is this... a TV Station?!
Rei: Everyone, welcome to Ginga TV.
SpongeBob: Wow! This place looks amazing!
Amara: This is no time to be sightseeing, Sponge! We're only here to kill Galaxia and get Minako back.
Stella: He JUST said it looked great, calm down!
Me: Yeah Amara, we want this to be over and done with, but there's no need to be so on edge.
Michiru: Durand's right, honey. Let them take in the scenery for as long as possible.
"Durand, Amara & Michiru spot the others watching a huge monitor."
Me: What's got them interested?
News Anchor: We interrupt this program with some breaking news!
Amara: Just the news. Good, nothing important. Now come on, let's-
News Anchor: The Ask or Dare Heroes have slayed all 4 Sailor Animamates in a rather one-sided battle...
Haruhi: What was that about the news having nothing important?
Amara: *embarrassed* Shut up, I know what I said! Let's just go.
Flora: For an evil base, it seems like things are fairly peaceful. None of the civilians seem hostile.
Mizuno: Contrary to what you guys probably believed, no one here is actually affiliated with Shadow Galactica.
Ruby: Shadow Galactica?
Makoto: That's the name of Galaxia's little organization. The Sailor Animamates, Galaxia's army, is also part of it. Or, I suppose I should say, WAS part of it since they were presumably curbstomped.
Deondre: So, where do we go to find Galaxia?
Usagi: Hmmmm... If memory serves me correctly... We should go overrrrrrr... THERE!
"Usagi points over to Ginga TV's main building."
Rei: For once, you actually got something right, Usagi!
V4: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go find Galaxia, take her down, save Minako and we can celebrate!
Livesey: Indeed! *chuckles*
"The gang rush over to the main building and bust in! Out of fear, the innocent employees duck their heads and point to the location of where our Heroes can find the tyrant of the hour."
Maya: Well that's convenient! But why are they scared?
Weiss: Considering that we're here to infiltrate the place and kill Galaxia, they're probably trying to tell us they mean no harm.
Michiru: Precisely Weiss. Not everyone who works here is one of Galaxia's minions.
"The gang head over to what appears to be an out-of-service elevator."
Maya: Is this supposed to be the entrance?
Rei: Well duh, Glitter Fart!
Maya: Well sor-ry for not being accustomed to a place I've never been to! >:(
"Durand opens the entrance, and so, without hesitation, everyone enters to put an end to this war. Once they're inside, they're in an empty space..."
SpongeBob: What is this place...?
Usagi: Something feels off... This is supposed to lead to Galaxia's throne room...
"Suddenly, a giant monitor comes down and turns on, showing Galaxia's slightly irritated face."
Galaxia: *posh laugh* Finally, you've arrived! Must say, I was expecting a bigger group for your suicide mission.
Jenny: Looks like someone's cranky!
SpongeBob: Are you upset that our friends curbstomped your servants?
Rei: HOT BURN!!
Galaxia: *becomes madder while trying to keep composure* F-Foolish Sponge! I'm not at all mad that your friends bested my minions! (THEY HAD ONE JOB. ONE. F**KING. JOB. STEAL THE STAR SEEDS OF EVERYONE IN AUTHORIA. HOW COULD THEY ALL FAIL THAT BADLY?!)
Asuna: Are you SURE you're not salty?
Galaxia: SILENCE, YOU SKANK!!
Kirito: Hey Galaxia! Got anymore of your underpaid minions to send after us?
Musa: Kirito, that's ridiculous. I doubt Galaxia paid any of them.
Galaxia: Hmph. I'll have you know that I did pay my servants.
V4: Hehe. Yeah, like 23 cents an hour.
Galaxia: I'll have you know that I paid by not killing them.
Kirito: I rest my case.
Usagi: Where the hell are you?! Come here and fight us so we can kill you and save Minako already!
Galaxia: Oh, feisty today, aren't we? Well then, if you want your precious friend back, I'll hand her over nice and easy!
SpongeBob: Really?! WOOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: SpongeBob, don't celebrate...
"Suddenly, Minako appears before our Heroes with her head down..."
SpongeBob: Minako! You're OK!
"SpongeBob attempts to run over to Minako, but Haruhi grabs him."
Haruhi: Hold it, SpongeBob! Something feels off... Let ME get close.
"Haruhi walks over to Minako. Once she gets close, she realizes that something's TERRIBLY wrong with their dear friend."
Haruhi: Oh No...
"Haruhi immediately jumps away to avoid Minako's incoming attack!"
Jenny: Huh?! What happened to her?!
Galaxia: What's wrong? Didn't you want her back?
Makoto: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?
Galaxia: Why, I did nothing at all! Unless you count erasing every shred of humanity she had.
Weiss: YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE-
Galaxia: What will it be? Kill your friend, or let her kill you? Have fun being miserable! *posh laugh*
Me: I knew something like this would happen...
Evil Venus: I'LL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!!
RIVAL BATTLE
Vs Evil Sailor Venus
Evil Venus: DIE!!
"Evil Venus calls upon her Nega Venus Chain and launches it towards Durand, which he dodges quickly!"
Me: Damn, that's fast!
"Angered, Evil Venus calls back jer chain and charges at Durand! Then she keeps wildly attacking him and him alone!"
Haruhi: Another brainwashed friend only attacking Durand?!
Jenny: It at least makes it easier to subdue her!
"Jenny uses her extending arms to grab Evil Venus!"
Jenny: Quick! Someone attack Venus!
Jim: Here goes!
"Jim zooms over and starts PUMMELING Evil Venus!"
Yang & Makoto:
Amara: How is that kid so strong?!
Livesey: *chuckle* That's my boi!
"Jim then LAUNCHES Evil Venus, who comes crashing down!"
Evil Venus: *barely gets back up* MUST... KILL...
"Jim's beat down being too much for her, Evil Venus collapses, and reverts back to normal."
Usagi: Yes! We saved Minako!
Livesey: *chuckles* Nicely done, my boy!
"The Sailor Scouts run over to their friend, and once they turn Minako over, they're met with a NASTY surprise."
Mizuno: *gasp*
V4: Ami... What was with that gasp?
"The others rush to the Sailor Scouts to see what the big fuss is, and..."
Ruby: W-Why are her eyes blank?!
Yang: Sis... *holding back tears* Minako is...
Rei: SHE'S DEAD!! *bursts into tears*
Me: No! It can't be!
"Desperate, Durand shakes Minako's corpse, hoping that maybe she'll wake up!"
Ruby: *falls to her knees* Minako!! MINAKO!! PLEASE!! SAY SOMETHING!! WE'RE BEGGING YOU!!
SpongeBob: DON'T DIE!! PLEASE, DON'T DIE!!
"Maya goes to check her heartbeat... And sure enough, there's nothing. Minako Aino... is dead."
Maya: It's over... She's gone... She's really gone...
Usagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Usagi bursts into tears, having lost her best friend. And soon enough, the others start crying, having lost a friend they've loved for years... Even Dr. Livesey loses his smile..."
Makoto: Why... WHY?!
Rei:
Haruhi: Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Deondre: Galaxia's gone TOO FAR now! She's gonna get it. BIG TIME!!
Usagi: REVEEEEEEENNNNNGE!!
"Without any more hesitation, Durand and co open the entrance to the final battle! And so, they're met face-to-face with Sailor Galaxia."
Everyone: GALAXIAAAAAAAAA!!!
Galaxia: So... you finally arrived. Did you all weep as you killed the friend you were never meant to save?
Rei: YOU. F**KING. BITCH!! You're gonna die for all of this!! You hear me?! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Galaxia: *posh laugh* I look forward to stomping on your corpses!
Jenny: Let's put an end to this!
FINAL BOSS
Vs Sailor Galaxia
Galaxia: *pulls out her sword and points it at her enemies* Come and face your punishment!
Me: You're the one who's gonna die, slut!
"Sailor Galaxia charges at our Heroes sword at hand, who is intercepted by Livesey!"
Livesey: *chuckles* I don't think so!
"Galaxia & Livesey start sword-dueling! Galaxia starts getting overwhelmed by Livesey's unrivaled swordplay and falls back!"
Galaxia: Urgh! How are you THAT good?!
Livesey: *chuckles* The words "arrogance" and "death" should mean the same to you! Do you understand?
Galaxia: OK, you piss me off! I'll kill YOU first!
"Galaxia attempts to use her cursed bracelets to kill Livesey, but has them frozen by Weiss!"
Galaxia: WHAT?!
Weiss: Now's your chance!
Yang: This is for Minako, you b**ch!
"Yang & Jim rush over and start clobbering Galaxia!"
Amara: Yang! Jim! Go for the bracelets!
"Listening to Amara's command, Yang and Jim DESTROY Galaxia's bracelets!"
Galaxia: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!!
Rei: You guys have done well! We'll finish her!
"Now ready for revenge, the Sailor Scouts run towards their adversary to go in for the kill! Rei, Mizuno & Makoto unleash their elemental abilities, and Amara pulls out her sword and uses Space Sword Blaster!"
Galaxia: NO!! NOT... LIKE... THIS...!
Michiru: Our retribution will be complete!
Rei: All you, Usagi!
"Usagi brings out her Spiral Heart Moon Rod, and performs Moon Spiral Heart Attack, which finishes off Galaxia!"
Galaxia: AAAAHHHHHH!!
"After facing the pressure of the attack, Sailor Galaxia finally dies."
Usagi: We... DID IT!!
Deondre: WE WON!!
SpongeBob:
V4: That was... easy. Too easy...
Deondre: Who cares?! We take easy wins!
"But then... Just as our Heroes are celebrating, something deep inside Galaxia starts to emerge..."
Blake: Uhhhhhh, guys? Don't look now, but something's happening to Galaxia!
Deondre: NOW WHAT?! Can't we just have a victory without some nasty surprise?!
"A mysterious new power dwells within Galaxia... And so, she transforms into..."
EXTRA BOSS BATTLE
Sailor Galaxia EX
Galaxia EX: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU REALLY THOUGHT I COULD DIE?!
Jenny: Oh, come on!
"Angered, Yang & Jim lunge at Galaxia EX and start attacking once again! Only this time, Galaxia isn't even phased?!"
Aisha: HUH?!
Haruhi: Why isn't she hurt?!
Galaxia EX: I AM INVINCIBLE!! YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME!!
"Galaxia EX uses her powers to trap Durand & Usagi!"
Me: WHAT...?!
Maya: LET THEM GOOOO!!!
"With her newfound telekinesis, Galaxia EX controls the rest of the team!"
V4: What?! I can't move!!
Usagi: *bursts into tears* STOOOOOOP!! STOOOOOOP!! STOOOOOOOP!!
Me: DON'T YOU DARE!! DON'T YOU F**KING DARE!!
Galaxia EX: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE. NOW, WATCH AS I EFFORTLESSLY DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. STARTING WITH YOUR SUICIDE PARTY!
Usagi & I: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ruby: No... Not like this!!
Yang: *crying* I'm so sorry, Ruby... I couldn't save you...
SpongeBob: I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIEEE!!
Galaxia EX: LOOK AT THEM BEGGING FOR THEIR LIVES. NOW SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT YOU LOVE, FOREVERRRRRRRRR!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Galaxia EX uses her super-powered bracelets to fire beams to kill our Heroes... The End is near..."
???:
"Just before they're about to die, Durand and co are saved by Brando & Regina in the nick of time!"
Everyone: BRANDO?! REGINA?!
Usagi: But how?!
Brando: We found the entrance to Galaxia's base. I know I can't undo what I've done, but we couldn't just stand by.
Regina: Here! *boosts everyone and frees them from the telekinesis* Now's your chance to end this! Hurry, before time reverts back!
"With their golden opportunity now present, the Heroes attack Galaxia! And then, time reverts back to normal!"
Galaxia EX: AAAHHH!! W-WHAT?! WHERE'S MY FORCEFIELD?!
Tecna: Oh, that old thing? We destroyed it! :)
Galaxia EX: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!!
Ruby: We don't care how strong you are! Our friends killed your minions, and we WILL kill you! BET ON THAT!!
Galaxia EX: I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO HELL!!
"Galaxia EX starts shooting more beams at our Heroes, who dodge them effortlessly!"
Yang: No one threatens my sister... AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!
"Filled with undying hatred and rage, Yang's eyes turn red and she goes in, dealing powerful and lethal punches! Jim, SpongeBob, Deondre, Kirito, Asuna & V4 join her in the assault with strong and precise strikes! Rei & Bloom use their fire powers to scorch Galaxia! With Crescent Rose, Ruby shoots power blasts! Meanwhile, using her powers, Tecna amplifies Jenny's power!"
Galaxia EX: HOW?! HOW AM I LOSING?!
Amara: Simple. You suck and we hate you!
"Makoto uses her electricity powers to immobilize Galaxia!"
Galaxia: C-CAN'T... MOVE!!
Me: Alright guys, let's end this!
Haruhi: I couldn't agree more.
"Durand, Jenny, Usagi, Maya & Haruhi charge their powers."
Jenny: HERE IT COMES!!
Me: GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"They unleash their powers and blast Galaxia into oblivion!"
Galaxia EX: MY UTOPIAAAAAAAAA!!
"Facing the overwhelming might of her adversaries, Galaxia explodes! And with that... Sailor Galaxia... is finally dead."
Me: *pant* *pant* Yes... We did it! We finally killed her!
SpongeBob: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Suddenly, something emerges from Galaxia's ashes... A star seed..."
Haruhi: What's this...?
Usagi: *gasp* It's a star seed! Maybe, we can use it to bring Minako back!
"Usagi grabs the seed, and runs over to Minako's corpse. Usagi inserts the seed into the body... As a few seconds pass... Minako Aino is reborn..."
Minako: Ugh... *gets back up* Where... am I?
Everyone: MINAKOOOOO!!
"Everyone runs over to their reborn friend and hug her!"
Minako: Huh?! You guys?! What's going on?!
Me: You were killed... by Sailor Galaxia...
Minako: Galaxia?!
Usagi: She and her minions came back... But now, it's all over. You're finally back to where you belong, with us!
Minako: You guys came all this way just to save me...? Even YOU, Brando & Regina?!
Brando: I know you probably still hate me... So I figured this was the only way to make it up to you...
Minako: You... really do care....
"Minako starts crying and hugs her former rival and crush..."
FINAL ACT: Minako's Decision
"Durand and co return to the Studio, where the rest of the team waits."
Me: Hey guys.
Clara, Rachel & Mackenzie: Durand, Maya! You're back!
"The rest of the Doki Doki girls embrace Durand and Maya."
Logan: Welcome back!
Esdeath: I knew that whore was no match for you, my love!
Lily: So... did you guys save-
"Minako comes out of the back, and reveals herself to the rest of the cast."
Everyone: MINAKO!! YOU'RE BACK!!
"The rest of the cast swarms around their friend and take turns hugging her."
Lincoln: I can't believe it... You came back!
Minako: I never thought I'd ever see you guys again... *kisses Lincoln on the cheek*
Me: I'm so glad nobody got hurt!
Emily: We all pulled through and stuck together!
Komachi: Even Kazuma got it together!
Rei: Did he really? 😒
Kazuma: Of course I did! You guys should've seen me out there! I killed it out in the city!
Amara: Right... Anyways, with Galaxia gone for good, the Star Seeds she and her minions stole should be back to their hosts.
Chun Li: And I'm guessing those are what we need to revive the citizens that were attacked, correct?
Michiru: Yes!
Authoria Mayor: Ask or Dare Heroes. Once again, you all have done well in protecting Authoria! No matter what enemy tries to threaten our peace, we can always count on you to save us! Let's give a big round of applause for our saviors!
"The people of Authoria clap for our Heroes! It's at this moment where Aqua FINALLY comes out of hiding and joins the cast, trying to get credit for doing nothing..."
Aqua: Thank You! Thank you all so much!
Urara: You didn't do ANYTHING, Aqua! >:(
"The mayor then rewards our Heroes (And Aqua for some reason) gold medals for their heroism and courage, as well as promoting the other users to Master Hero status! Meanwhile, a mysterious red-haired girl in the background watches from afar."
???: So they're the ones who saved Authoria. Interesting...
"After the ceremony and saying goodbye to Chun Li & Guile, the Ask or Dare Heroes return to the studio. As there's still one thing left to do before they call it a day."
Molly: What a day this has been, right guys?
Kim: Certainly has...
Usagi: So Minako...
Minako: Let me guess. You guys want to know if I'm coming back or not, right?
V4: Yeah...
Minako: If it's alright with you guys, can I answer tomorrow?
Me: Of course. Take all the time you need.
Minako: Thank You.
"Minako quietly leaves the studio."
Deondre: Welp. All's well that ends well!
Me: Nice work today, everyone. You're all free to go now.
Kirito: Sounds good! Later!
"The Ask or Dare cast say their goodbyes as usual and head back home."
Me: Oh, and Aqua?
Aqua: Yes, my dear?
Me: You're on cleaning duty for the rest of the month.
Aqua: WHAAAAATTTT?!
"The Ask or Dare cast meets back up in the studio preparing to record their next episode. Just as they're ready to go on the air, Minako appears before them."
Me: Minako?! I wasn't expecting you so soon!
Minako: Everyone. I've made my choice.
Usagi: What is it?
Minako: You guys all fought tooth and nail to not only save Authoria, but me. And so, I've decided...
That I'll be returning to Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars.
Everyone: YOU'RE COMING BACK?!
"Hearing Minako's decision, everyone cheers for her official return!"
Me: Minako, you're really gonna stay with us?! Even after how much turmoil you went through?!
Minako: Seeing you guys work so hard just to save me made me realize that I've belonged with you all from the beginning. I was such a fool for leaving you all behind because of my own selfish reasons.
Brando: I can't believe you actually forgave us... I was for sure you would hate us forever...
Minako: Well, you weren't too far off. When you chose Regina to be your love, I felt genuinely betrayed. Like you never truly loved me in the 1st Place and you were just gaslighting me... I didn't even think either of you would even care if I was in any kind of danger. But, neither of you abandoned me. Why did YOU care, Regina? We've been rivals since Season 1!
Regina: Well, it's not like I actively hated you enough to just let you die! I thought that maybe if I saved you, we could bury the hatchet for good.
Minako: Bury the hatchet? What do you mean by that?
Regina: I was thinking that maybe we could... share Brando.
Minako: S-Share?! You're joking, right?
Regina: Don't you want our rivalry to end? After all, Usagi & Maya made up, so how about us?
Minako: Well... If you genuinely want us to be friends, I suppose I can agree.
Regina: I was hoping you'd say that!
"Minako & Regina shake hands, putting their truce into effect."
Minako: Well... Guess there's one thing left to do.
Lincoln: And what's that?
"Minako runs over to Brando and kisses him on the lips for the 1st time in ages."
Minako: (I'm finally home. Back with my family. I'm so happy...)
"And so, the tale of Minako's depression has finally come to an end, not only staying with her friends, but mending her relationship with Brando & Regina."
THE END