The Salt Files (MLB)

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Different scenarios of salt in the MLB fandom. I typically do Lila, Alya, and class salt the most. Sometimes... Higit pa

To Crush Your Part Part 1
To Crush Your Part Part 2
To Crush Your Part Epilogue
The Liar Among Us
Possible Murderer In The Class?
Don't Mess With A Couffaine (Lukanette)
Enabler (Adrien and Bustier Salt)
Tabloid (Part 2 of Enabler)
Clara's Anger
Keep It Under Wraps
You Think I'm In A Gang?
Exposé
Wait For It
April Fools
A Liar's Downfall
Wrong Number, Alya
Are We Really Friends?
S5 Review So Far (Mini Rant)
You Should Have Listened
The New Student (Felinette Attempt)
It's Quiet Uptown
It's Quiet Uptown (Background)
Song Requests? (Not A Chapter)
It Was A Joke
Happy Birthday (Marinette Edition)
I Spy (Pride Month Special)
Summer Lies, No Surprise
Happy Birthday, Lie-La
It's Your Fault
Guitar Hero
Get To Know Me (Not a Chapter)
The Sheep of the School
Cups
Victim Blaming
The Interview
Chloe and Sabrina: The Cat and Bug Team
Bomb Threat (Sorry If Title Is Triggering)
Random References + Updates (Not A Chapter)
I Finished S5
Refusal
Babysitting Fails
I Signed Up This Story For The Wattys 2023💀
A Day To Remember
Hawkmoth's Reveal
The Path You Chose
Game Night
Uncertain Future
Rebellion
Identity Reveal Gone Wrong (Request)
A Touch of Creativity
Reckless
The Blogger's Recklessness
Superstitions
The Good Liar
Allergies
Transferred
True Colors
Trustworthy
One Way Ticket To Fame
My Shot
The Schuyler Sisters
You'll Be Back
Satisfied
Wait for It
Dear Theodosia
Take a Break
The Room Where It Happens
Congratulations to The Rossi Pamphlet
The World Was Wide Enough
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Sincerely Me
Good For You
You Will Be Found
You've Reached The End!

Nonstop

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Various perspectives from the good side of Bustier's Class on Lila

After the war I went back to New York
A-After the war I went back to New York
I finished up my studies and I practiced law
I practiced law, Burr worked next door
Even though we started at the very same time
Alexander Hamilton began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the man is
Non-stop!

Lila was at it again, for the millionth time today.  Her lies built up her kingdom, and one wrong move could send it toppling down. But Lila was smart, she knew how to cover her tracks.

See, she lies to gain her way to the top. Little lies that could get her to have the opportunity to meet someone worth her time. And she was not letting anyone stop her to her rise to a pleasurable life. 

Not even Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we're making history?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind deliberation
Non-stop!
I am meant to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel—
Co-counsel. Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent, call your first witness
That's all you had to say
Okay, one more thing—

Marinette was fed up with Lila's bullshit lately. She took Alya and others against her, harassed her, told more lies to slander her name, and she was sick of it. The girl knew that it was time for her to go, and that she could speed up the process. 

So, with the help of her friends, she got to work.

Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom
Aww!
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time
Every day you fight like you're running out of time
Keep on fighting, in the meantime
Non-stop!

Marinette gathered her closer friends to help more than others. Aurore and Nino on tech, Chloe to get in touch with celebrities, Sabrina for law enforcement and possibly information on Lila's mother, and so on. 

She also had some friends as distractions or backups to keep Lila on track. Luka, Juleka, Nathaniel, Marc, Kagami, Mylene and Ivan were the main ones.

There wasn't really a plan made - more of just ideas strung together and hoping that it would work. Luckily, luck was on Marinette's side.

Really, all she needed was for Lila's mother to come to the school or at least have contact with a teacher. That way she would be filled in and realize how much she has missed and Lila would be done for good. 

Everyone else was just as eager to get rid of the liar, once and for all.

Corruption's such an old song that we can sing along in harmony
And nowhere is it stronger than in Albany
This colony's economy's increasingly stalling
And honestly, that's why (He's just)
Public service seems to be (non-stop!) calling me
I practiced the law, practic'ly perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities (Awww!)

Sabrina was able to convince her dad to look into Lila's behavior at her past schools. She used an excuse that she wanted to get to know her better, and asked her dad to know what topics she should be wary of. But just like the girl predicted, Lila had a clean bill of health, which was the total opposite of her behavior record.

Turns out Lila has had a bunch of misfit situations at her past schools that had to do with bullying, harassment, and even possible psychological issues. But before she could meet up with a psychiatrist, the family moved and the crisis was dropped. Parents of kids who's children were harassed and even ended their lives because of her never got the justice they deserved, and lived on with that feeling. They won't anymore.

Hamilton at the Constitutional Convention
I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention!
There as a New York junior delegate
Now what I'm gonna say may sound indelicate... (Awww!)
Goes and proposes his own form of government
What?
His own plan for a new form of government
What?
Talks for six hours, the convention is listless
Bright young man!
Yo, who the eff is this?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Every proclamation guarantees
Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)
Why do you write like it's going out of style (goin out of style, hey)
Write day and night like it's going out of style (goin out of style, hey)
Every day you fight like it's going out of style
Do you what you do

After Sabrina relayed her father's findings, the group had a new goal in mind: Give the families justice. There were signs that this wasn't the first time Lila did something like this, but it was surprising how many victims she had before Marinette. How had no one even tried to follow her steps this far?

Only they did. Marinette looked up their names online and on online chats and it turns out most of who spoke out against her ended up committing suicide. Comments below speculated that Lila bullied them into silence, or much worse. Marinette screenshotted the evidence and shared it with Sabrina who would give it to her father to help the case.

To add more salt, Chloe decided to get in contact with every celebrity Lila has lied about and warn them of what Lila has said about them. Rumors could easily be made from her lies, and those could even ruin their careers. It was time for Lila to meet her match.

It took everything out of the group to make sure Kagami didn't turn her into a human kabob.

Alexander?
Aaron Burr, sir
Well, it's the middle of the night
Can we confer, sir?
Is this a legal matter?
Yes, and it's important to me
What do you need?
Burr, you're a better lawyer than me
Okay?
I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive
You're incredible in court, you're succinct, persuasive
My client needs a strong defence, you're the solution
Who's your client?
The new U.S. Constitution?
No
Hear me out—
No way!
A series of essays anonymously published
Defending the document to the public
No one'll read it
I disagree!
And if it fails?
Burr, that's why we need it
The constitution's a mess!
So it needs amendments
It's full of contradictions!
So is independence
We have to start somewhere
No, no, no, no, no, no way
You're making a mistake
Good night!
Hey! What are you waiting for?
What do you stall for?
What?
We won the war, what was it all for?
Do you support this constitution?
Of course
Then defend it!
And what if you're backing the wrong horse?

Marinette and her group had everything in order and were prepared to take Lila and everyone else down with her. But before that, she was willing to give Alya one more chance.

Mercy, if you will.

Alya was an unclear obstacle between the girls. She would be all on Lila's side and completely disregard Marinette, but would ignore her other days and act like they were still friends. This was the time to know once and for all if she really is her friend, and if she should spare her from the shitstorm that would be coming.

Alya did not take the talk well. She saw it as Marinette accusing her and siding with her without any proof. But all the blogger saw was how much her friend changed and it further proved that Marinette wasn't who she knew before. Alya continued to defend Lila, and told Marinette if she accused her again she would never talk to her again. Marinette let her leave, not bothering with a second thought.

Don't trust her? Fine, there's no point in fighting for her anymore.

Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed
For the notion of a nation we now get to build
For once in your life take a stand with pride
I don't understand how you stand to the side
I don't keep all my plans close to my chest
Wait for it, wait for it, wait
I won't wait here and see which
Way the wind will blow
I'm taking my time watching the afterbirth of a nation
Watching the tension grow

Everything was now in motion. Sabrina's father had cops around the school waiting for the signal. Lila's mother was contacted and on her way from the embassy. Lawsuits are ready to be served to Bustier and Damocles. Now all there was left to do was wait on Lila and Alya, then the show can really begin.

I am sailing off to London
I am accompanied by someone who always pays
I have found a wealthy husband
Who will keep me in comfort for all my days
He is not a lot of fun but
There's no one who can match you for turn of phrase
My Alexander—
Angelica
Don't forget to write

Eventually, Lila came into class 15 minutes late with Alya, claiming they helped an elderly couple across a street and they offered to pay for their drinks for them. And for extra proof, they each had a coffee in their hands and a receipt sticking out of Lila's bag. If you looked close enough, you could see that the name on the order wasn't even theirs.

Everything fell into place. The moment Lila sat down, she was called to the office. Marinette shared a look with Chloe, Nino, Nath, Sabrina, Mylene, Ivan, and Juleka. Alya was called in as well and that's when things really got chaotic. 

You could hear yells echoing through the corridors. The calling of Mrs. Bustier and the slamming of papers. There was a screech like a banshee, and the liar came running out. She locked her gaze onto Marinette and was about to strangle her when Officer Raincomprix got to her first and tackled her to the ground. He placed the cuffs on her before she could get up and dragged her out of the school. Lila growled in the backseat of the police car as she was pulled away.

This was not good.

Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if your wife could share a fraction of your time
If I could grant you peace of mind
Would that be enough?

Adrien returned from his modeling gig to a Lila and Alya-less school, 2 faculty members missing, and Mendeliev as the head of the school. When he searched for Marinette, he found her hanging out with a new group of friends, and Luka's arm around her.

That sparked a little jealousy in him.

When he asked what happened, the group told him everything. Adrien pointed out how it wasn't the best move to out her and humiliate her in front of everyone to see, and let her get taken out of the school in handcuffs. Marinette shot back that that wouldn't have happened if she had been more sensible and Lila needed to be taken down in front of everyone so that they saw who she really was. Adrien felt even more betrayed that Chloe and Kagami agreed.

Adrien left school that day with a heavy heart and a loss of friends. Lila wasn't really hurting anyone, was she?

Alexander joins forces with James Madison and John Jay to write a series of essays Defending the new United States Constitution, entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays in the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote twenty-nine
Hamilton wrote the other FIFTY-ONE!

Chloe let loose on all the lawsuits. She made sure to be really petty with them as well, including adding in things from their past such as hidden cases of child neglect and bribery. The amount of papers that was given to each party had Marinette floored in laughter.

How do you write like you're

Running out time
Write day and night like you're
Running out time
Every day you fight like you're
Running out time
Like you're
Running out time
Are you running out time?
How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive?
How do you write like you need it to survive?
How do you write every second you're alive
Every second you're alive
Every second you're alive
They're asking me to lead
I'm doing the best I can
To get the people that I need
I'm asking you to be my right hand man
Treasury or State?
I know it's a lot to ask—
Treasury or State?
To leave behind the world you know—
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State Department?
Treasury
Let's go

The day came for the trials, and no one needed to predict anything for everyone to know they were all going to lose. 

And that they did. Bustier and Damocles were placed under arrest and lost their teaching licenses. 

Lila and Alya however, were a different story. 

Lila got the brunt of all the lawsuits, but Alya was charged just as serious as an accomplice and had more of a hand in the physical bullying against Marinette. They also had to pay back Marinette for every article of clothing or other damages to property that they committed.

The girls would be in debt for the rest of their lives.

Alexander!
I have to leave
Alexander!
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Helpless
They are asking me to lead
Look around, isn't this enough?

Lila seethed in her cell. She shouldn't be here. And to top it off, she was sharing with the incapable blogger. She won't stop complaining how she didn't do anything to deserve this, yada yada yada. It was annoying.

Why couldn't Dupain-Cheng and her friends keep their mouths shut?

He will never be satisfied
Would it be enough?
He will never be satisfied
Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied
History has it's eyes on you
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Look around, look around
Non-stop!
He will never be satisfied, satisfied, satisfied
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom
Isn't this enough? Would it be enough?
History has it's eyes on you
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Non-stop!
Why do you write like—
History has it's eyes on you!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Just you wait
I am not throwing away my shot!
Just you wait
I am Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton
Just you wait
I am not throwing away my shot!


Lesson learned: don't write a story after binging a series you got invested in and turn on a movie while writing

I was supposed to make cookies like an hour ago lmao

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