There laid a lone white coloured Impostor wearing a levitating gold halo, of whom was lazily napping in his snuggly bed. White however, appeared to have had the habit of pillow hoarding as a whopping 5 pillows had been taken from the living room and brought into his personal quarters
Of which were appropriated to be formed into a decently made pillow bunker that left zero openings for any unexpected intruders. Despite being apart of a race of killer aliens, it appears that even murderers enjoyed messing around with everything they could get their hands on, like a child left to their own devices
But White's grand work of pillow fort architecture was bound to crumble as he made erratic movements during his sleep. Of which caused the pillow fort to collapse onto White's face as the remains of the great pillow fort of UA was nothing but a myth, the only evidence of it's existence being the grand architect's words
Now with a pile of pillows on his face, White promptly arose from his slumber as he witnessed the tragedy of his masterful creation, ruined by his own actions
"The pillow fort is... gone" White said as he looked down onto the hands that enacted this heinous act. With heavy sigh that gave way to sadness in his expression, White's hands clutched as he looked at what was left of the fort
"It is as they say, nothing is ever endless" White said before exiting the comfort of his bed. After doing so, he started to make his way towards the door of his room. But not without giving one last remorseful glance towards his ruined bed
The first pillow fort that he's made in this world of heroes and villains shall forever be imbued within his memories, just as the others before it had been
"You will be missed, pillow fort #914" White said. And with that, the Impostor dramatically exited his quarters to begin his way to the living room, hoping for the slightest bit of entertainment
But upon arrival to the pillowless area he had found Black's dear old apprentice sitting in the couch as he quietly stared into the empty TV screen. Whilst he was quite confused as to the reason for the kid's form of... entertainment? White had come to accept that some questions in life were simply better off unanswered
And so he hopped into the air before making a perfect landing sitting beside Grey, of whom appeared completely unbothered by the sudden appearance as he continued to blankly stare into the black TV screen
"Hey Grey did Black already leave?" White said as he leaned his head onto his hand, his craving for amusement was all too clear for even the most oblivious of people to see. Only after being directly addressed did Grey pay attention to White
"Yes, it has been sometime since master's departure to his internship" Grey said. Of which prompted White to turn his attention to the clock placed above the TV, and in doing so lead to White discovering that he had been asleep for over 10 hours
"What am I supposed to do with all this time?" White said as he slumped into the corner of the couch. All whilst his presence became increasingly pitiful
"Killing is off limits, messing with the humans will only piss Maroon off, and I can't even have access to the internet without doing something 'productive'..." White said as he performed exaggerated hand gestures to showcase his frustration. Of which Grey appeared to have paid close attention towards as he listened into his ramblings without a single sign of disinterest
"Damn you Maroon" White uttered before letting out an irritated groan
"If your boredom has truly taken it's grasp over you, then would you be interested in a game of chess against me?" Grey asked, as if it wasn't already a stated fact that White highly disliked playing chess. To which caused White to frown in disappointment over Grey's insistence of chess
"Why am I always your target? How come have I never seen you ask Maroon to play?" White asked as Grey questioningly tilted his head off to the side
"I have, it is simply because you were never present to witness it" Grey said in a matter-of-factly manner. To which White face formed a deadpanned expression
"Can't you atleast ask me to play different board game ever once in a while? You of all people should know how I fare in chess" White said. His tone of voice made it clear as to how desperate his wish for change was, that wish however was never meant to be bestowed unto the likes of White
"That is a reasonable request, I however believe that chess is the best option in terms of stimulating one's mind to strategize and better itself" Grey said. His words only greatened his comrades frustration as he let out yet another drawn out groan
"Look, I'll play along with your games on some other day but I'm just not feeling it today" White asked. But as he stared into Grey's cold visor, he saw the human's disappointed eye's
Despite his initial opposition in allowing a human child join their little murder group, over time, he had grown quite attached to the kid. Maybe it was simply due to the time they've spent in one another, but Grey had his own charms that had made even Black protective of him
Coerced by Grey's saddened state, White scratched the back of his neck before attempting to undo the damage he had done
"Instead of playing against my dumbass, why don't you play chess against yourself?" White asked. Of which had received Grey's full attention as the kid perked up to the comment
"Playing against myself? That sounds... interesting" Grey said. Seeing that he had finally gotten Grey off of his back, his face formed a gleeful smile as he patted the kid's back
"Yeah... sounds interesting, doesn't it?" White said before he stood from his seat
"You do you, but I feel like annoying the living shit out of our favourite magmatic monstrosity" White said before making his way towards the hallway, leaving Grey to ponder about White's comment as he silently stared at the chess board laid atop the living room table
And so he walked down the halls of the dorm to see the many doors leading to vacant quarters. But White would soon arrive to his destination as he saw a door with a sign hanged above it, of which read "Maroon"
Now right outside the door of his comrades private quarters, White proceeded to loudly barge into the room as what he saw was a startled Maroon typing away on his laptop
"White what the hell do you want!?" Maroon yelled before shutting the laptop
Seeing that it was the time for his long awaited revenge to occur, White stormed towards the laptop to peek into Maroon's business
"Hiya Maroon, whatcha doing?" White playfully asked. To which Maroon acted dismissive as he shot back with an irritated expression
"Leave me be" Maroon asked. Unfortunately for him, White wasn't one to take no as an answer
"Give. Laptop. Now" White said as Maroon became increasingly bothered by his insistence
"Go away" Maroon blankly said. Prompting White to reach for the laptop, only for it to be halted as Maroon took hold of the other end
"No" Maroon sternly said. Of which only encouraged White to continue his rampage as he started the tug of war for the electronic device
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Never!" Maroon said as he had finally gotten it out of his nemesis's hands. Now with their prized possession within his hands, the two entered a standoff as the one awaited for the other to make their first move
Seeing that enhanced measures were required, White took out a metal bat out from his Catalogue portal as he rested it on his shoulder
"We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way Moron" White said as he theatrically pointed his finger towards his for. Although a rather pathetic way of intimidation for an Impostor, White had did what he did with the thought that his comrade were to see through the lines and know of his craving for amusement
But his expectations were instantaneously subverted as Maroon retrieved a... gold cross from his suit's compartment
"I shall sentence you to whence you once came with Christ's holy cross you heathen!" Maroon dramatically exclaimed. Now with the ridiculousness of the situation cranked up to eleven, White proudly entered his battle stance as he eyed his opponent
"Does the illustrious Maroon's search history contain heinous imagery the likes you would be unwilling to grace me with? Looks like I'll be exposing the hell out of you once I get my hands on it" White said as he dramatically began to walk towards his opponent
"Do you know how my great great great grandmother hasn't died of old age yet?" Maroon asked. Of which had caused White to raise an eyebrow
"Then tell me" White asked. But during the duration of their interaction, Maroon was gradually building up lava behind himself. Of which was sent forth towards White in the form of several streams of lava
"By minding her damn business!" Maroon exclaimed. Catching White by surprise as he was engulfed in scorching hot lava
"It hurts like hell you know?" White said as he simply stood there enduring the pain of Maroon's magma. And only after a few seconds of painful groans did Maroon lay off on the lava as it returned into the palm of his hands
"Now that I've amused you, I'd be more than happy to have you exit my quarters and leave me to exist in peace" Maroon said. White now stood tall with burn marks spread out throughout his body, and with a metal bat deformed by the heat
Maroon watched as his comrade recover from the burns he had inflicted. But to his misfortune, there seemed to be nothing in the existing universe capable of stopping White's craving for trolling the absolute shit out of others
"Not until you surrender the laptop" White said with a smug smirk. To which Maroon had an extremely irritated expression, causing him to flip his comrade off with a middle finger
"Suck my dick, get out of my room!" Maroon exclaimed. Of which received an incredulous look from White as he slightly backed away
"What are you gay?" White accusingly asked. Such words caused Maroon body to emit flames as he bursted with anger
"It's just an expression, now get the fuck out of my room!" Maroon exclaimed. Despite being confronted with Maroon's fury, White stood his ground as firmly held his deformed metal bat
"Like hell I will, I'm done with being some sort of lap dog. I demand the right to use the laptop!" White demanding asked. As he halo wearing Impostor braced for their scuffle, that scuffle however never came as Maroon's flaming body seemed to be dying down
And with a deep breath, Maroon placed the laptop back onto the table
"Fine... I'll let you use it, but you better not tell a single soul about my private things" Maroon said as he prepared the laptop for White's use. All whilst White gleefully rubbed his hands together as he was excited to search for all the incriminating things he could find to be used as blackmail
"Wasn't that hard to do was it? Now what kind of embarrassing shit could you be doing in there?" White said as he sat in the seat with Maroon standing behind him. And so as White searched throughout the many tabs made for Maroon's use, he came to find a certain tab listing the many file names stored within the folder
But what caught White's attention was that within those files laid a video named "10 Hour Anime Moaning". Such a vulgar file name was a great shock to him as such foul things was simply out of character for Maroon, of which only meant that he had struck gold in terms of ammo to be used for his revenge
Upon seeing that his privacy was being invaded, Maroon appeared to be sweating profusely as he laid his hand on White's shoulder. A certain level of heat came with the touch as White slowly turned to establish make eye contact
"I think I have something else to show you, it would be my pleasure if you were to be so kind as to allow me to direct you to it" Maroon kindly said. White however could see the desperation in his comrades eyes, urging him to ignore the video file
Of which only brought a malicious smile to White's face as the thought of finally breaking even with his nemesis was completely irresistible
"Oh my... what naughty stuff do you have here? It looks like you've been listening into some suspicious audio lately" White said as he hovered the cursor over the start button. To which caused Maroon to noticeably flinch as White relished his vengeance
"Yeah... yeah... very suspicious" Maroon said as he slowly stepped backwards into the background, until eventually reaching the door to make his exit. Now with complete control of the laptop and his long awaited power over Maroon, White deviously began to thought of the many applications he could make use of his newfound blackmail
"I'll start thinking of that stuff when I see what Maroon has going here" White said. And with a single click of the mouse, White watched as he was faced with-
"You son of a bitch"
Happy Late April Fools
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