Sonic's Unwanted Harem

By LeJesterVixen

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Prologue
01. One Year Ago
02. Home
03. Letters
04 Crystal Cavern Part 1
05 Crystal Cavern Part 2
06 Crystal Cavern Part 3
07. Talk Part 1
08. Voices Part 1
09. First Part 1
10. First Part 02
11. First Part 03
12. Voices Part 02
13. Reunion
14. Talk Part 02
15. Rest Pt 01
16. Letter Pt. 02
17. Searching Pt. 01
18. Searching Pt. 02
19. Talk PT. 03
20. Deal Pt 01
21. Deal Pt 02
22. Home Pt. 02
23. Presence
24. Home Pt. 03
25. Haywire
26. Countdown Pt. 1
27. Countdown Pt. 2
28. Countdown Pt. 3
29. Troubled Pt. 01
30. Birthday Pt. 01
31. Birthday Pt. 02
32. Birthday Pt. 03
Characters ! PT 1
33. Haywire PT. 02
Characters! Pt. 2
34. Searching Pt. 03
35. Rest Pt. 02
36. Friend
37. Countdown Pt. 04
38. Showtime Pt 01.
39. Showtime - Part 02
40. Rest Pt. 03
41. Promise
42 Talk Pt 04
43. You
44. Talk Pt. 05
45. Just Another Normal Day

Sonic Train - PT 01

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By LeJesterVixen

Welcome everyone!

So, this is the first set of pictures of the Sonic Train we are on. I have to thank Peepzterfor coming up with the name after telling them about the vastness of Sonic's harem. 

(The picture above was so stupid but fun to do. I regret nothing!)

Ah, that also mean I have to update the cover of the book soon too. Gotta add more to grabbing our loveable blue hedgie.

I, Vix, shall now present you to the first set of her ship names, reasons she likes these ships and of course, the pictures she probably had no right to draw. (I also realized I referred to myself in the third person.)

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01. 

Mephonic

(Master & Pet)

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I absolutely love this underrated ship because
1:( And this is going to sound so bad ) Mephiles was the only one to ever kill Sonic. 
Don't judge {^.^'}
But seriously, they have never even met each other in the game and the one time Mephiles sees Sonic, he kills him. Sure, it's for plot reasons, but still. Okay, let me rephrase that: the one time he sees Sonic in person, he kills him. Sure, it was a cheap shot for doing it from behind - and no, I don't mean it like that. Get you head out of the gutter haha- but that's Mephiles. He's a conniving, deceiving, manipulating, underhanded being who has no shame in using others. Haa, that makes me wonder why I like him so much.... I may need help, anywho...
And the second reason is from my very first Mephonic fanfic I read many a years ago on Fanfiction . net. I was heartbroken when I found out the author stopped writing it.
Anyways, I digress 

Mephiles: Has anyone told you that you look like a female with your quills like that?
Sonic: Screw you!
Mephiles: When you beg me, I will.
Sonic.: Go to hell.
Mephiles: As long as you come with me, I'll go.
Sonic: ... asshole.
Mephiles: I believe you meant to say Master, am I right?
Sonic: ... ... I really don't like you... 

(Also, Mephiles is hugging the spot he stabbed Sonic (side note {^.^'})

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02.

SonicExe

(One & Only)

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I haven't really played any of Sonic.Exe's games except for "Ordinary Sonic." In that game you play as Sonic and just try to get to the end of each level as Exe pops up randomly. You have a time limit to get a tv/power up to send him away and yeah. It's pretty fun except for the boss fights. Those suck imo because Exe still tries to kill you and you have to deal with him & the boss and, sorry, I'm now ranting.

Anywho, I think he's an interesting character and chaos knows why I like some self-love ships (Sonic, Link from LOZ, etc. Again, don't judge {^.^'})
Like, I have a thing of seeing the originals being overpowered, overtaken, corrupted, or dominated by another version of themselves. Yes, I know what I said. 
I'm digressing again, sorry.

Sonic: ... is there a reason I'm chained?
Exe: Just to make sure you keep standing  is all.
Sonic: And... why wouldn't I be?
Exe: I don't want your knees to give out.
Sonic: ... ... why would my knees give out?
Exe: 'Cause I need to finish milking my little HedgeCow. 
Sonic: You're sick...
Exe: Only for you, baby, only for you~

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03.

Zeronic

(Goodest of Bois)

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I have to be careful with this one. So this is technically Sonfinite but not, if that makes any sense.  I guess it would be Zeronic, haa, I'm not sure. It's Zero, not Infinite, so yeah.
I can't really say too much on this without crossing over to Sonfinite, which I have so~ much to say on that one. Ahem, sorry.

But I love the idea of Zero actually meeting Sonic canonically and not my lovely dovey headcanon. Like how would mercenary Zero and his squad act towards Sonic? Would they be enemies? Mutuals? I'll help, but don't expect anything in return type friendship (I think I'm /pushing it with the "f" word {^.^'}) And yes, I know I said his squad even though they were K.I.A by Shadow.
That's just a fun little thought that haunts me at night at times, jk.

Sonic: Aw, what's the matter Cuddles? I know you like this.
Cuddles: I told you not to call me that! And no I don't!
Sonic: But you're such a good boy!
Zero: I swear I will turn you around and spank you---! 
Sonic: ...
Zero: ...
Sonic: ...didn't know you were into that sort of thing..
Zero: ... just shut up and give me head pats already... ...  

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04.

Fleetonic

(Tease)

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With or withiout him being in a ship, I bloody love Fleetway. Like you have no idea how much I love this maniac. I love him more so than I do Mephiles, and that's saying something. 
Fleetway by himself is hysterical if not angered or powerhugnry. And yes, I'm referring to the comic Fleetway. I don't know what it is about him that's so darn charming to me. (Again, I may need some help for likeing these villains the way I do.)

I love seeing Fleetway messing with Sonic in almost evey fanfic I read to different fanmade animations/comics. Those are always fun and I don't want this to be any different. I like seeing him as serious as he is comical as he is dangerous.

Sonic: Hey, uh, can ya get me down?
Fleetway: ...
Sonic: Uh, Fleet?
Fleetway: A hero must save his damsel.
Sonic: ...wh-what are you doing...?
Fleetway: But first, I must kiss my damsel.
Sonic: ...I'm n-not a damsel. Fleet, are ya listenin'? I'm not a damsel!
Fleetway: *muah*

(Side note: I shouldn't look at any Deadpool pics when drawing FleetBae. It's not good for my health or his body^.^;)

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05.

Sonuckles

(Bromance)

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Knuckles, Knuckles, Knuckles. What can I say about one of my two favorite characters in all the Sonic franchises except KYAH! I bloody love Knuckles more than anything (except Metal Sonic). Don't worry, I shall not rant on this beautiful, favorite echidna of mine who I would snuggle if I could, but darn it. I just love him so much. He's just-ahhhh! Okay, I think my fan-girling is done. I'm good. I'm good.

What can I say about their relationship other than bromance? Like seriously, they're such good friends that mess with each like no one's business. Sonic plays around with everyone, we all know this, but the way he and Knuckles act together is just, it just warms my heart and playing Sonic Frontiers does not help the fangirl in me. Or the archie comics, especially the later chapters. And they do not hesitate to fuss at each other for screwing up knowing the other has their back regardless. Like, yo, I wanna yell at someone for messing up and then turn around and crack jokes or vice versa. Sorry, I may be having too much fun with My Guy. This is not my OTP but darn it, I just love their dynamics together.

Sonic: Yo, Knux, what's with the skin-tight sleeves?
Knuckles: Rouge took my jacket to the dry cleaner and who knows what they did.
Sonic: Huh, I'm surprised they're not ripping at the seams.
Knuckles: I'm actually hoping they do rip. I can't properly fight like this.
Sonic: Oooh~ so if we were to tussle, then I'd come on top?
Knuckles: Please, you're always under me when I'm finished.
Sonic: Ha, in your dreams. I always top you and you know it.
Knuckles: Alright, you and me right now.

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06.

Finetonic (?)

(Trial & Error)

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(Uh, spoilers for anyone who wants to read the Archie Comics)
So before Starline, there was Dr. Finetivus. I bloody love him, except he was the main reason Knuckles' father dies in the comic as well as all of the echidnas went missing. But still. Evil scientist that is obseesed with studying the Master Emerald joins forces with Dr. Eggman, just to use the latter to be able to futher his reseach. And then the man hires Scourge and the Destrutix to work under him only for Scourge to betray him towards the end and I don't know what happens afterwards becasue the damn comics decided they were gonna end, on the biggest damn cliff hanger known to man. Like bruh, so many questions with no way to get any more answers! I need to know things!

I do apologize for that tangent. I gotta a little heated there, um, forgive me. We are professional here ^.^;

But what made me go in this direction for this fishing-boat because this is not big enough to be a ship, is the fact that Sonic and Knuckles were fighting as mentioned in an earlier chapter: Enerjack vs Super Sonic. Finetivus was interested in the fact that Sonic used the tainted M.E. to transform and he wasn't corrupted but he did NOTHING about it. Like, he voiced his interest, it caught his attention and then it was thrown in the wind. Like he could've given that information to Eggman at the very least! C'mon!
...
...
Sorry, again. Anyways, that's why I brough him along on this party boat, to further that interest from the comics to this story. Other than that, his main interest in the comics other than the M.E. is Knuckles. 

Sonic: ...
Finetivus: sigh I can't take proper readings if you keep ripping those off.
Sonic: Oh no... what a shame...
Finetivus: I'll just have to pronouce you as dead then.
Sonic: ... You wouldn't...
Finetivus: Place those back on your head and chest and I won't have to tell your friends that you died.
Sonic: They'll want to see my body if ya did - hey. hey, eyes up here.
Finetivus: I'm not interested in your genitelia, hero. I have my own If wanted to examine it.
Sonic: TOO MUCH INFO, DOC! TOO MUCH INFO!!!

(we're not gonna quesiton how Sonic is talking inside a liquid tube.)

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07.

Sonally

(Oil & Water)

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I wanna make this clear again, I do not hate Sally. In fact, I really like her, especially, again, in the Archie comics. But my gosh, you guys wanna soap opera, read some of the Sonally that happens in the comics. Like, they're just as bad as the old soap operas my mother and grandma used to watch. Yeesh. Anywho, she's a great tactician, great team leader, works surprisingly really well under pressure and I don't really have too much negativity on her minus the whole soap opera shpill. 

Okay, don't shoot me for saying this but I actually do like some of the Sonally things I've seen, whether they be fanmade or a tad bit from the comics or SatAM. There, I said it. I've no shame but for this story, like my ship name is called: S.S. Oil & Water, Sonally doesn't mix here. It will not work in this story, no matter how much it may or may not be forced. And please, don't take it as her trying to be the bad guy, I'm just trying to portray that some relationships can't work, no matter how much they try.  

Sonic: ... Is... there nothing we can do to fix this...?
Sally: Sonic... we've only been fighitng ... I don't think we can...
Sonic: ... I know that it's my fault-
Sally: Stop it, right now! It's not just you-
Sonic: ... We're gonna go back it again, fussin' and fighten' ... aren't we?
Sally: ... We're trying to force ourselves to make this work...
Sonic: I really wanna work this out 'cause I'm tired of fighting...
Sally: And I really hope you still want me the way I want you... but...
Sonic: Darn it, Sal, I'm trying-
Sally: You don't understand... we... we both want different things... it's not gonna work between us... not anymore...  I'm sorry...
Sonic: ... ... fine... I'll... see you around then...

(Also, picture below freaking made me cry while I was working on it. Do not listen to break-up songs, especially "Ice Box" by Omarion, when working on an ex-couple piece. It's freaking sad! Also, also, I used some lyrics from the song mentioned for their dialogue.)

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08.

Zavonic

(My Little One)

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So, uh, talk about crack pairings, am I right? Heh heh. Honestly, I've only came across one, not two, not a few but only one Zavonic story and it wasn't even love or relationship based. No, it was only a 5 chapter story where Sonic was on a run, Tails got a hold of him and told him Zavok was holding him captive. Sonic was pissed, ran back to the workshop and the two fought. It, honestly, was a really good story, but still. Why hasn't anyone written more stories revolving Zavok? I know we didn't get much, um, personality from Sonic and the Lost World game but the IDW comics made up for it, right? Plus he's not the normal short build. Like he has to bend down or Sonic has to jump up to land a face shot...
Or maybe it's the fact that I was raised on old kung-fu / action based films that I like a lot of action. ..

Anywho. um, again, crack ship. It's probably more of a sailing boat than a ship, but still, it floats on top of water and that's where we're going with this Zavonic: sailing. I honestly don't have too much to say on this, so, uh, yeah. Enjoy the dialogue and pic below ^.^;

Sonic: -and so... I told hm blah blah blah, who really cares. You know he had the nerve to-
Zavok: Why did you jump on my shoulder when I was giving you a ride on my back?
Sonic: Huh, oh, well, my leg was starting to cramp and there's plenty of room on your shoulder, so I figured why not.
Zavok:... 
Sonic: That's not a problem, is it?
Zavok: ... ... Just tell me before you decide to move next time.
Sonic: Sweet, will do.
Zavok... Now what did he do afterwards?
Sonic: Oh, right, so then-

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Bonus !

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Ha ha! Didn't expect this one, now did'ya?

You're right, neither did I but~

Rouge: Shadow, you have got to do something about her before she bites everyone! I swear, she's so clingy when it comes to you.
Shadow: She's fine.
Rouge: Trying to bite my wing off is not fine. Not to mention she nearly ripped Omega's arm off.
Omega: I need my guns.
Rouge: sighs Yes dear, we know...

Luna the Dark Chao shall make an appearance soon!

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A/N

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So this is somehting that I had spontaneously thought about doing. I'll be honest, I didn't realize how long it would have taken me, whoops {^.^'} 

Anywho, Hope you all enjoyed it. Oh, and none of the dialogue is canon to the story.

Okay, now we'll get back to the story. I'll do the other eight pictures soon.

Thanks for endulging me Luvs!

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