Chapter 89. Be a bridegroom with Yeyeye [V]
After throwing the copyright to Lu Liangchuan, a capitalist, Chu Yu didn't care about it at all.
It's the God of War...
Although César is now proficient in "postpartum care for sows" - let's skip the process, but the planet Huadie itself is very beautiful, and Chu Yu doesn't want to build it yet The hometown of stinky pigs.
So, she directly sent this character to the old (crossed out) God of War as an NPC.
Originally, he wanted to trouble the almighty Doraemon Ji Lin's cousin, but the latter connected to the communicator, and when he heard Chu Yu's request, he sneered.
"Being your cousin will be pissed off by you sooner or later, or exhausted, it's better to be an outsider."
Chu Yu: "...ah?"
Ji Lin glanced at the stinky man next to his little cousin with a grim expression, "So how long do you plan to let this good neighbor eat and drink for nothing?"
Lu Tingxi, as the god of war, has many people who worship him in the empire and even the entire interstellar world, but Ji Lin is definitely not among them.
He didn't have any good feelings for this casual fan.
Chu Yu wanted to say that Lu Tingxi usually came here with vegetables, but compared to what her cousin has been doing all along—
making kitchen utensils, buying seeds, making pork, contacting friends to help her make various condiments...
okay.
The Lord God of War does seem to be too leisurely, and Ji Lin has every position to say that about the other party.
So, Chu Yu also followed Ji Lin's line of sight.
At that time, Lu Tingxi was still on Rosemary's planet, and he was still wearing that ordinary mask, but it was so, and he stood with a dignified posture.
The man was also very tactful, meeting the cousin's eyes, and asked in a gentle voice, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "
Yes!"
"Yes!"
Chu Yu and Ji Lin climbed up the pole and said in unison.
In the end, the job of finding a farm for delicious pigs fell on Lu Tingxi. I believe that with the other party's connections and strength, dried pork, sausage...all of these are not far away, right?
Hissing~
All the troublesome guys have been dispatched, and Chu Yu also has her own main task to do, so she went to Nolan Star for...
See you! net! friend!
Chu Yu had made happy fat house water and beer before, but his favorite drink was "Being a Groom Every Night".
The other party is a fellow traveler with her, and they are still traveling together. They are grooms every night. His real name is Wang Meng, and he is an otaku.
In Chu Yu's imagination, the other party should be a fat, ordinary-looking young man with glasses, and his skin is a little pale because he often does not see the light when coding in the house. Well, it is similar to his image in the virtual projection.
However.
When the two really met each other, Chu Yu was completely shocked—
"???"
"??????"
"Are you...?
" Pressing his head, which was shaken to the point of confusion, he felt unstoppable for a while, "It's not appropriate to use a brother, please let me take it easy..." "It's
me, I'm the groom every night, Wang Meng. "The other party replied.
It's true to say that, but why, why... What
she heard was not a man's voice, but a soft and soft voice of a cute girl!
Standing in front of Chu Yu was not the classic otaku image she had imagined, but a loli who was less than 1.6 meters tall.
The big wavy blond hair reflects the silver light, the eyes are green, and the skin is snow-white. She is a standard blond and blue-eyed cute loli!
Chu Yu: "..."
Think about Lu Liangchuan's image of a loli with twin ponytails on the Green River, and now there is another real-life loli...
Did she poke the loli's nest? !
"You're Chuyu, right? It's about the same as I imagined. I can tell it's you at a glance, fellow."
Chu Yu pressed his swollen head and began to sort out his confused thoughts, "So, in fact, you are a woman." , you just like to write kind of...male stories?"
She beautified a little, but Wang Meng himself waved his hand very freely, matching the standard loli face of the other party, it was weird and... cute.
(*??▽??*)
"Don't be so cute. It's not shameful for me to write that little bit. Come on, sit down, what should I say?" The
blonde loli suddenly raised her head and sighed. From that cute and invincible appearance, it seems to be able to see a vicissitudes of old soul.
Her green eyes raised up, and her eyes fell on Chu Yu faintly, "Men wearing women, in our professional terminology, is changing into a hundred, marrying a hundred... Do you understand?" Chu Yu maintained a shocked expression
. expression, slowly and heavily... nodded.
The blond-haired Lolita stirred the coffee in her hand, "How do you say that? If one day I become a woman, I will definitely give my brothers a good time first, but it's a pity, it seems that I am the only one in the group of animals I know. One came through."
As she spoke, her eyes fell on Chu Yu again, "And you are also a woman." Spreading her hands, "We have nothing to do, it's a pity."
Chu Yu quickly declined, "No, really No need!"
Although Wang Meng turned into a daughter, the rough man's heart still did not change at that moment, "I know you are married and have children, it's okay, buddy is not the kind of person who destroys brothers' families." Chu Yu: "
... ..."
Not to mention, it's... quite interesting to see the other party keep making such expressions with a cute girl's face, and say such things in a soft voice.
Joyful people are ecstatic √The
two face each other After the initial shock, Chu Yu also knew that the name of Wang Meng's current body is Euphemia, and the image he (she?) usually chats with Chu Yu on Xingwang is his The appearance of the original earth.
At first I thought that I was not handsome enough, but now that I have completely lost it, I know how to cherish and remember.
However, the other party still asked Chu Yu to call his earth name "Wang Meng". In Wang Meng's words, there are too many people calling him Euphemia now. Feeling like a man.
Chu Yu: "..."
Chu Yu naturally respected the fellow villagers' choices.
She also sighed with the other party and recalled the past, and the two finally got into the topic-
Chu Yu said bluntly, "You know, writing novels can only be regarded as my side job, and I even started a live broadcast of food on the star network."
" Yes, I've been watching." Wang Meng agreed.
"That's it." Chu Yu continued, "In this time and space, the food is broken, and the culture is lacking. I have a lot of enthusiasm for cooking every day. The fat house water I worked with you before has a very good response..." Wang
Meng Interrupted, "I understand."
With a deep look on his face, Chu Yu was full of question marks: brother, I didn't say anything, how did you understand.
"So you are ready to put into the production line? Then because of insufficient manpower, you came to me to cooperate. After all, we are fellow villagers~ and the Happy Fat House Water was also made by me and your friend Lao Ke. It is convenient! Besides, Fat and water don't flow to outsiders... I saw you broadcast live before, and there were people urging to buy pork and mustard. Not surprisingly, you haven't broadcast much in the past few days, and you are doing these things." Pause,
" Has it all been built?"
Chu Yu was taken aback by this guy.
Wang Meng felt better, and laughed loudly, "During the time I stayed at home before crossing, those urban novels were not for nothing!" "..."
Chu
Yu could only twitch the corners of his mouth, and made a gesture of condescension, "Yeye It's really amazing to be a master groom~"
"Of course~" Wang Meng raised his chin slightly, matching that soft girl's face, arrogant and cute.
After laughing, we talked about business again.
"But you have found me for this matter, so you have found the right person!"
Chu Yu: "... Huh?"
"I agree to cooperate with you."
"That's great." Chu Yu was very happy.
Seeing this, Wang Meng suddenly felt that the glory that he had lost since time travel was slowly igniting again. This had nothing to do with liking or love, but the sense of accomplishment gained after being recognized.
Moreover, the two came from the same place, and the friendship between fellow villagers is not something to talk about casually.
He patted his chest boldly, but luckily it was flat...cough, "Anyway, what Fei X Mao, X Fei in 1982, I'll get them all for you... Oh, the star calendar doesn't have 82 years, so then From this year onwards, we will produce a bottle of red wine as the first year of red wine, and we will be StarCraft's X-Faye!"
As expected of a male writer, he can't stop talking about his bragging skills.
"You also need to make some drinks and juices..." Chu Yu reminded.
"I understand, I understand." Wang Meng said, "Coke Sprite and orange juice, you can't miss either."
Wang Meng can really talk.
Slowly, the rhythm was completely taken over by the other party. While listening to the other party, Chu Yu also thought about it—
why it was her who started the conversation, but in the end it was the other party who was talking alone, and she only had to be responsible for echoing and applauding , How about just blowing rainbow farts?
This mode of cooperation... is really... really...
It really is - too! light! loose! up! Bar!
Modo Modo~
By the way, Wang Meng is not just a man wearing women's clothes, she is still a small nobleman in her current status, with capital in her hands, she has set up a factory... (crossed out)... things are getting twice the result with half the effort.
An excellent partner indeed!
Invest thirty, return three hundred!
Until the other party was talking dryly, Chu Yu went up to flatter her at the right time, and she gave her a thumbs up, "Amazing."
Wang Meng glanced at her arrogantly. At this moment, his personal image is perfect with this lolita Overlapped together.
"Ten years of otaku experience, X-point hardcore readers, after reading so many classic online articles...do you think it's fake~"...In
short
, the two had a very happy conversation in this cooperation, because the other party is not short of money, The career template of the negative male lead male lead, it didn't take long to settle the matter, and there was no need for Chu Yu to worry about the follow-up series of things.
The two of them, as the only two travelers in the interstellar world known so far, will inevitably recall all the things before the time travel.
They talked about a lot of things about the original earth, those stalks that they couldn't understand in this time and space, but these two people could talk non-stop, and laughter filled the surroundings.
In the end, Chu Yu said something, but Wang Meng was stunned for a moment.
Chu Yu: "What's wrong?"
Wang Meng patted his head, "Almost forgot, you traveled half a year later than me, it's normal for you to know some things and I don't."
Chu Yu raised his eyes slowly Said, "The meme I'm talking about is from 2017, it's quite famous."
The two had communicated before, and Wang Meng traveled in the first half of 2018.
"Impossible!" Wang Meng retorted immediately, and said firmly, "Before crossing, I surfed the Internet intensively for forty-eight hours a day. People in the world call meme encyclopedia, and there is no meme I don't know, let alone you said it is very popular!"
Chu Yu's movements stopped abruptly.