I drove back to my hotel and received a text from lex.
Levi's face pops up on my screen I swiped laughing in the back ground I could hear lex, leni and Junior yelling, swearing and apologising to jojo and Jay.
"where are you?"
"tell her she's a dead women walking" oooh that was Junior I'm shaking in my boots.
"Im going to bend her over and spank that rump of hers" lex has a hidden kink ladies.
"Marcy I replied in my hockey group messenge you need to fix this the guys are giving me shit" leni whine.
My cheeks, ribs and tummy was hurting from all the laughing jojo and Jay were laughing along with me on the other side of the phone.
"Mischief where are you?" levi asked in a deadly but playful tone.
"I-I'm" I inhale deeply but I splatter saliva laughing out loud "sh-shit s-sorry"
"yes your in deep shit and sorry ain't going to cut it mischief now tell us where you are"
"I-I'm trying" I was in a fit of laughter.
"give me that phone"
"Marcia I have little penis"
I cackled and through myself on the bed laying on back.
"she's gone mad listen to her" lex tells whoever is still there.
"give my phone back"
"No she's going to get a whooping from me I don't care"
Lex and levi argues making me laugh more.
"Marcia this is serious I can't send a dam email with out horny sucker appears instead of hello sir"
I was gasping for air through my laughter.
"did she have a joint this morning?" I heard jojo asking.
"nah we smoked them all last night I think " lex questions himself.
I calmed down listening into their conversation as if I wasn't on the phone.
"I don't even know how she program the ringtone but I can't undo it and I need to wash my jeep and apologise to my boss and manager after sending yarbles like what the heck is that?" Junior scoffs.
"Junior she warned you" leni retorts sarcastically.
"hang on a minute she did all that because I hid her stash?"
It went silent.
"dam I'd hate to make her hella pissed oh shit we wrapped her up last night what else did she do to my phone" Junior groans annoyed.
"Mischief?"
"here"
"you wona come back please and fix our phones"
"nope not until you's promise no whips belts or any form of punishment will happen to me"
"she deserves a spanking I agree with lex on that" Junior retorts.
"psst shut up junz" lex hush his friend.
"we promise mischief we wont-"
"nope I can sense you's are smirking with the devil beside you's I'm going to have a shower nope a bath okay bye"
I quickly hung up, undress, hop in the shower I could hear multiple rings I giggle stepping out to change into a tall white tee with black shorts, over the knee tan microsuede boots and a matching tan raiders cap. I've been dressing in comfy clothes that consists a overly size graphic hoodie with denim ripped shorts with a pair of matching sneakers because it's hot but when I packed to come again I grabbed clothes some going out clothes as well.
I left the room and heard my phone ring from my bag I shuffle around looking for it I rolled my eyes.
"yes?"
"el mocoso"
"¿Estás borracho?"
"sì"
I buckle and connected the phone.
"Why did you leave?"
"cross go sleep it off and call me when your sober"
I heard shuffling and a squeal I furrow my brow.
"psst I can't find oh found them"
Woah cruz well played.
"el mocoso?"
I closed my eyes I use him he uses me this is a toxic thing.
"I need to go cross"
"No no wait"
"who me? Oh her"
"For christ sakes cross sought the women that's there with you out before calling me actually don't because you only seem to call when you have liquor courage so don't bother and I won't answer"
"No no bebit-"
I hung up switch do not disturb and played my songs. I drove pass Jo's place to scope the house shaving cream down jays driveway on lex car I drive around the block and there's only Jo, Jay and levi cars home I park on the street to get out quickly and it's indirect to every windows if anything happens to the Ford 4x4 ranger.
I arranged for the baby furniture to be picked up and deliver to adrian's.
Vinny called telling me that Jess and the twins will be residing at their estate till the divorce is finalised they have organised a removalist to pack her stuff.
Levi just wanted his clothes, shoes and electronics nothing else.
Vinny understood and agreed to every condition levi demanded.
He wanted no photos.
What ever she doesn't want to give to a charity a single parent shelter.
The divorce process was eight months but clive pulled a few strings and I'll be receiving an email today.
A notification popped up it was a email I swipe to read but it wasn't from clive it was from levi.
Hundreds of photos of us when we were little and what looks like from his phone there's heaps of me sleeping, laughing, eating and when he walks behind me they were beautiful not the best quality but the moments were beautiful.
After going through the photos clive email came in I email it to levi and vinny.
Levi's face pops up on the screen I swipe to answer.
"how did you get it done so fast Mischief? That means I'm single right?"
"it wasn't me it was clive he knows people that knows people and yes you are my friend"
"I have to get him a thank you gift do you know what he likes?"
"women" I said in a dah tone.
"that can be arranged but I'm sure he's good at his game? But cmon help me out"
"I'll send you a list what he likes ok I gota go Im going to facetime mama"
I sent a pic of Clive with his furbaby and a list and called mama.
Clive with Cleopatra 😻