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Aisha: Hello everybody! Aisha here, and I'm your host for today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars!
"FSW appears."
FSW: Guess who!
Lincoln: *groan* Hello FSW. 😒
Sakura: You AGAIN?! God, you're like a neverending nightmare!
FSW: This again? You guys just refuse to let go of the past, don't you?
Sakura: What makes you think we're EVER going to forgive you for what you put us through?!
FSW: Haruhi was the one who made you guys do that stuff, not me!
Ronnie Anne: Oh sure, throw all the blame on your girlfriend, why don't you?! Who's the bastard that set those fiascos up? HMMMM?!
FSW: When are you guys ever gonna get over those incidents?!
Sakura: When you're finally gone from this show and Video Game All-Stars forever. And besides, you never even APOLOGIZED for making us go through that crap!
FSW: Look. I know I've caused you 2 a lot of grief... But can't you learn to let it all go?!
Lori: Like hell we will.
Sam: OK, can someone please fill us in on what the hell this is all about?
Sakura: With pleasure!
Me: I'LL explain so you don't try to twist the story just to defame him. Spies, Fantasy Sketch Writer is one of our classic users here in the series who joined in Season 2. And let's just say that in his debut season, he made quite a rather... bold 1st impression.
Lori: Durand, stop being nice. Tell them what he did.
Me: Look guys. It's been 4 seasons since that happened, and while I still hate what transpired, I think it's time we let it go for good. The dude's changed.
Lincoln: How do we know he won't try something like that again!?
Me: Trust me, he won't if he knows what's good for him. Episode 77 & 85 are among the most controversial episodes this series has seen, and we were even on the verge of getting canceled, and both those episodes are NEVER getting reran. That's why I made FSW promise to never give ANYONE those kinds of dares EVER AGAIN.
FSW: Exactly! Now will you guys PLEASE let that go?!
"Sakura & Lincoln step out the studio."
Sakura: What do you think, Lincoln? You think we should let em go?
Lincoln: Well... He does seem to have matured from what happened in the past... I say we give him a chance.
Sakura: If that's what you propose, then I'll agree.
"Sakura & Lincoln return inside."
Lincoln: We've decided that we'll give him a chance to earn our respect.
Sakura: BUT! In exchange for our tolerance, he's not allowed to give us anymore bad questions or dares. Oh, and no more making alternate endings to our series! Don't think we DIDN'T see your little side story about you trying to alter OUR timeline. >:(
Me: Well Sketch?
FSW: *sigh* Fine. Only if you stop groaning everytime I appear.
Lincoln: Then we have ourselves a deal.
FSW: Thank You. Now can I PLEASE give out some questions and dares now?!
Me: Yeah, go ahead.
FSW: Thank You! Now then, for my 1st question, Who's the better couple? Aqua & Kazuma or Kirito & Asuna?
Asuna: Is this supposed to be a serious question?
Kirito: The answer's clear as day.
Kanade: For once, I agree with you.
Asuna: Is that so?
Kanade: Yeah, all 4 of you suck.
All 4 of Them: WHAT?!
Aqua: Da f**k you say to me?!
Kanade: You heard me. All 4 of you suck. One of a kind for each of you too! Aqua's useless, Kazuma's a perv, Kirito's a playboy, and Asuna's a tsudere!
Clover: Uhhhhhh, what was that about the boy?
Kanade: Which one?
Clover: The one in a green cape.
Kanade: That's right. He's a pervert. Everytime a new female group of characters join, he steals their panties!
Kazuma: I don't do that anymore! I've mellowed out!
Weiss: Yeah. Only ON CAMERA. You went after the Winx when we finished recording their introduction episode as your way of "showing them what this show's all about".
Alex: Wait... Did you say... STEAL PANTIES?!
"Now told about Kazuma's real nature, the spies panic and run to the girl's bathroom, and what follows is..."
Spies:
Juniper: *sigh* Here we go again...
Kanade: So... In the stomach, or in the face?!
Kazuma: Oh... *nervous laughter* Would you look at the time? Gotta go!!
"Kazuma tries to run away, but he's pinned down by Makoto. Kanade then cracks her knuckles."
Kazuma: F**k.
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Me: Alright, welcome back. Things have returned to normal. As for Kazuma... He'll be fine.
Yang: Well Sketch? Did that answer your question?
FSW: Yes. Thank You. Now then, my question is for Esdeath.
Esdeath: If you give me something bad, a PAINFUL punishment awaits, boy.
Me: Esdeath. No.
Esdeath: *groans* Can I at least cave his face in?
Me: No.
Esdeath: *angrier groan*
FSW: Now then. Esdeath. If you had to choose between apologizing to Squidward, hanging out with Chloe, or listening to Yang's ice puns, which would you choose.
Esdeath: *growling*
"Angry about the question she received, Esdeath tries to leave the studio."
Rei: Uh, the f**k you think you're going?!
Esdeath: I'm leaving.
Me: Fine then. I'm not spending any time with you for a month!
Esdeath: *growls and walks back*
FSW: Well Esdeath? Your answer?
Esdeath: SHUT UP. *sigh* If I have to choose between the talentless squid, the peasant princess, and... her... I would choose, the squid. Begrudgingly.
Yang: Ouch Esdeath. Why the "cold" shoulder?
Esdeath: You are REALLY pushing my buttons, skank!
Nora: Jeez Esdeath. What's with your grudge against Yang? She kill her grandma or something?
Esdeath: As if I'd tell a wretch like-
Me: Esdeath. 😠
Esdeath: *growling* Fine. If you must know, everytime I have to look at this slut's ugly mug, I just want to stab it...
Blake: If you hate her face so much, just close her eyes. (YOU F**KING WHORE, TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!)
Ruby: Why do you hate her face so much?
Esdeath: Every single time I look at her, I'm reminded of HER existence, she isn't the same girl I'm referring to, but that's still a face I have to punch!
Yang: You REALLY sure ya wanna do that?
Esdeath: You DARE threaten ME?!
Me: Esdeath. No.
Esdeath: *growling* Be lucky you live.
FSW: Well then, I'll be off now. Later!
Me: Thanks for coming!
"As FSW leaves, V4 makes his entrance."
V4: What's up?
Nodoka: V4, my dear! 😘
Aisha: Welcome V4! It's been a while! What do you have for us today?
V4: Well, my question is for you girls.
Stella: For us? Well, what is it?
V4: How have Daphne & Roxy been?
Bloom: Glad you asked! Daphne's happily married, and is fully prepared to ascend the throne. As for Roxy, she's now in her 3rd year of Alfea! Soon she'll be a true Winx, just like us!
Zoey: Roxy? Oh yeah! She's that animal-loving girl, right? Why isn't she in the show with you?
Me: About that... Back when the Winx were next in line to join the series, they told me Roxy swore to herself that she'd never join another Ask or Dare series again, since she was part of... you-know-who's show...
Zoey: Awww.... I wanna meet her...
SpongeBob: Why don't we try voice chatting with her?
Stella: That sounds like a great idea!
Bloom: Yes, but we can't let her know she's in an Ask or Dare episode, or she'll immediately hang up!
"Stella brings out her tablet and stands it up on one of the tables. Then, she calls Roxy..."
Stella: Wait for it...
"Roxy answers the call. Now the cast can see her."
Roxy: Hey Stella! What's up?
Stella: Hey Roxy! Hope you're not busy!
Roxy: Not at all!
Stella: Perfect! We have an old friend who wants to meet you!
Zoey: Hiiiii!!
Roxy: Hey... I recognize you! You're that girl Bloom was friends with in 4Kids, right?
Zoey: Yep! I'm Zoey, meowtastic leader of the Mew Mews! Bloom, Ash and I go way back!
Roxy: It's great to meet you! Is Ash there too?
Ash: Hey Roxy! Been a while!
Pikachu: Pika!
Roxy: Long time no see, Ash! I saw you become Champion! Congratulations!
Ash: Thanks!
Roxy: Wait. You guys aren't in an Ask or Dare episode, are yo-
Aqua: HEY ROXY!! We miss you!
"Annoyed by Aqua's presence, Roxy hangs up."
Aqua: Rude.
Laura: Once again, Aqua ruins everything...
Aqua: >:(
Stella: Note to self. Never let any morons or nuisances around during video chats.
Flora: Sorry we couldn't introduce you to her, V4...
Bloom: After this episode, let's all hang out! The 4Kids crew back together! V4, care to join us?
V4: Sounds great!
Me: Funny you say that, because that's all the time we've got for today's episode! Aisha, care to end it off?
Aisha: Sure! That's all the time for today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars! Until then, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time for more chaotic greatness!