LOKI POV:
I entered the cafeteria where Mobius was. I groaned as I sat down. Mobius put his jet ski magazine down.
"What has the God of Mischief so upset" asked Mobius.
"I want to get my boyfriend a gift for his birthday but I don't know what to get" I said.
I put my arms on the table and laid my head on my hands.
"What about a jet ski" asked Mobius.
"He doesn't ride jet skis" I said.
"He rides yours" said Mobius with a smirk.
I looked at Mobius confused.
"I don't have a jet ski" I said.
Mobius looked down and then back up with a smile.
"Oh, Mobius, that's different" I said sitting up.
"Okay true, but if not a jet ski then how about" Mobius started.
He thought for a second.
"Matching daggers" said Mobius.
"That was valentines day" I said.
"Okay then how about, candy" said Mobius.
"Tried, B15 said I need to put more thoughts into my gifts" I said.
"Then what about, what does he like" asked Mobius.
I thought for a bit.
"Well, a lot of things" I said.
Mobius and I thought for a bit.
"You got Thor a pet snake for his birthday so why not do something similar" asked Mobius.
"So what I transform into a snake and give myself" I asked.
"You only give yourself as a present for sex" said Mobius.
"That's what I meant" I said.
"Gross, actually please keep whatever weird animal sex you two do in the bedroom. Please, I don't want to picture that" said Mobius.
"Fine, so if I don't give myself as a animal I what, get a actually pet" I asked.
"Yes, what pet does he like" asked Mobius.
I thought for a bit.
"He likes sharks" I said.
"Okay, any smaller creatures" asked Mobius.
"How about a fish? I can get my boyfriend a fish" I said.
"Why would you want to give him a violent painful death" asked Casey who was sitting at the table next to us.
"No, a fish is a animal" I said.
"But you said a fish is a violent painful death" said Casey.
"No that's gut you like a fish" I said.
Casey was still confused.
"Never mind, I'll be back" I said.
I got up and went to my timeline to buy a fish from a pet store. I got a gold fish with a tank and some decor. A skull and a pirate ship will do for now. I also got food for the fish and set up the tank.
"I didn't know you like fish brother" said Thor.
"It's for my boyfriend. I'm getting him a pet fish" I said.
"Oh, and what is this fish of gold named" asked Thor.
"That is up to my boyfriend to decide" I said.
Thor tapped the glass.
"Don't do that" I said.
"Why" asked Thor.
"It hurts the fish's ears" I said.
"Oh, sorry little fish" said Thor.
I finished and put a bow on it for now.
"Wow, it looks great" said Thor.
"Thank you, I'm sure my boyfriend will like it two" I said.
I grabbed my tempad and invited my boyfriend over so I can give him the fish. We agreed to meet up at the cafeteria. I grabbed the fish and went there to wait for him. I hope he like it. Finally I saw my boyfriend enter.
"Hey, sorry I was a little late" he said as he sat down.
"No it's fine. Anyway I uh, got you this for your birthday" I said.
My boyfriend smiled.
"Do you like it" I asked.
"I love it, I been wanting a pet fish. Thank you" said my boyfriend.
"So is that a fish" asked Casey.