Jaehyun
For some reason, I feel like we're
an odd group of people
Haechan
Kun, Winwin, describe yourselves
please
And sorry if I don't say please, I
forget half the time
I really need to fix that
Winwin
Quiet, I guess
Apparently I don't "look" friendly
But I'll talk to anybody, I really
don't mind
Very sarcastic though
And "unhelpful"
Haechan
Remove the "I'll talk to anybody, I
don't mind" and you just described
me in high school
Jaehyun
For you, that makes sense
Kun, your turn
Kun
I'm fairly talkative and playful
when I'm comfortable and I'm
slightly sarcastic
Everyone seems under the
assumption I'm quiet and get
surprised when they realize I'm not
I'm not sure I'm doing this well
but as a teenager, adults constantly
told me that I was mature for my
age and from watching children, I've
developed a great level of patience
Though sometimes I have none at
all
Haechan
So Winwin is like me and Kun is
like party boy
Jaehyun
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Haechan
No
Winwin
Important question, how chaotic
are you all?
Haechan
Normally? Not chaotic at all. When I'm
comfortable? It depends but usually a
5 or 6
Jaehyun
I don't create chaos, I just support
it
Winwin
Wasn't expecting that from you
party boy
Jaehyun
Oh, so that's a thing now?
Haechan
Yes
Winwin
Yes
Kun
Yes
Level of chaos depends
I might support then possibly join
with highest level of 3
Haechan
I wonder how much that would
change if you were drunk
If you drink
Kun
I do
I can hold my alcohol pretty
well
Winwin
My friends love it when I get
drunk cause they get to see how
much I love them
Jaehyun
Oh you're one of those
I'm kinda like that but my best
friends are my soft spot so I don't
even have to be drunk, they just
have to ask
Haechan
Well how could you resist Mark? He's
adorable
Johnny's kinda cute too
Jaehyun
They're both cute
Winwin
I'm thinking about the fact that
Kun said he's talkative but only
spoke to the same two people
Kun
It was three actually
I only know them pretty well and
Haechan, you and your boyfriends
still kinda make me nervous
Haechan
Why?
Kun
I just feel like it'll be really awkward
and uncomfortable
You all seem nice though and like I'm
talking to you so I know that
Winwin
Hey, can we finally hear about you
and that guy?
At least however much your
boyfriends know
Haechan
Okay but don't take this the wrong
way
Winwin
Alright?
Haechan
His name is Taeyong. We used to be
best friends. I've never been a social
person so he had other friends while
I didn't. I didn't wanna be alone so I'd
hangout with all of them but I didn't
like his friends. They were asses. And
Taeyong knew that but stayed friends
with them. He became just like them
simply because he could and he played
around with everybody. I liked him and
he knew that so he even tried flirting
with me
So I'm not talking forever, let's just say
I don't have the best past with people
which is a small part of why I don't jump
at the chance to talk to people and
Taeyong ended up hurting me the way those other people did even though he promised he wouldn't do that
There was a party in October and he
was there and when I saw him, I
freaked out and he followed me to apologize but it didn't make it better
We spoke and we're at the point where
I can be around him and not freak out
but I don't engage with him
I know he's not like anymore, I know,
I just can't fully be okay with him for
what he did
But don't let that influence how you
think of him, please
I don't want anyone hating him
because of me
Jaehyun
Really, though, Taeyong is so
much better than his high school
self so you really should get to
know him before having any
opinions on him
His boyfriends know that better
than anyone. Especially Doyoung,
the black-haired dude who cusses
in almost every sentence. They
we're friends first so he really got
to know Taeyong before deciding
to date him
Kun
It's good if he improved himself
And I don't hate him
Winwin
Me either
Kun
Hey Winwin, do your friends know
about your feelings for Renjun?
Winwin
No, I don't trust those idiots
Haechan
You sure seem fond of them
Winwin
I'm sure they already think it
but confirming it means they'd
actually try to make things happen
and I know it sounds strange
considering my relationship with
Renjun but I don't want to ruin
our friendship
Jaehyun
How did you guys even get like
this?
Winwin
It was my friends or me
Haechan
Um what
Winwin
We were at a party once and
Renjun said he wanted to
makeout with someone and asked
who was volunteering and I'm
pretty sure that if I didn't volunteer
then one of them would've and I
was not willing to let that happen
Especially because all my friends
are seriously such great people and
such likable people so Renjun could
like one of them and part of me is
convinced that if I'm the one doing
these things then he'll like me
Don't tell me how stupid that
sounds, I already know
Haechan
I don't think it sounds stupid
Kun
Me either
Jaehyun
Yeah
But like would your friends all
seriously agree to like hookup
or something?
Like even Renjun isn't worried
about messing your friendship?
Winwin
One of the best and worst things
about Renjun is that he does not
give a fuck about anything
When it comes to kissing or hookups,
he's not doing it because of the
person, it's because he wants to kiss
or whatever
Not all my friends would do it though
Yangyang has Ten obviously, Xiaojun doesn't do anything without
feelings involved and Sungchan is
our token straight
That we're not sure we believe
Jaehyun
I was Mark and Johnnys token
straight for about one week
before they started nicely telling
me the door to the closest was
transparent
I got them to believe I was straight
for like five minutes after that
before admitting that maybe they
weren't wrong
Haechan
Maybe?
I heard about your flirting
Jaehyun
Just flirting?
Kun
What else did you do?
Jaehyun
Nevermind
Haechan
I'm sticking with the whole support
group thing so how are you guys? Like
mentally and physically? Are you
drinking water? Seeing sunlight? Living
off of coffee?
Winwin
Mentally, fine when not thinking
about my predicament. Physically,
fine. And yes to all of the above but
water is more of a weekly thing
while coffee is daily
Jaehyun
Fine, fine, fine, yes, yes, and no
Kun
I'm alright. I think I'm okay mentally.
Physically, I'm well. Yes, I'm drinking
water, seeing sunlight, and no, I'm
not living off coffee
What about you?
Haechan
I'm decent in every aspect. I honestly
don't remember the last time I had
water, but that means I could've had it
recently, we just don't know. I prefer
being inside but I do enjoy sunlight in
this weather and I'm currently living off
hot chocolate
Well sometimes coffee spiked hot
chocolate but yeah
Winwin
I've never heard of something
being spiked with coffee
Kun
Sounds good though
Haechan
It iss
Take advantage of vanilla creamer
And whipped cream
Winwin
That made me think of the
whipped cream bikini top
Sungchan made on Hendery
once
Haechan
...
Kun
??
Jaehyun
What the fuck???
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"Jaemin!"
"Mom!" Jaemin exclaims, happily and waves at his parents. "Hi, Dad."
"Hi, Minnie."
"Are you excited to see us?"
"Of course. Lele is too. And Jisung. And Haechan."
"Did you know that Jisung talks to us?"
"I knew that, but I forgot."
"Oh, I see. We're meeting your boyfriends parents, right?"
"Yes."
"And you're also meeting them for the first time?"
"Yes."
"Are you nervous?"
Mr. Na glares at his wife. "Why would you ask him that? Now you're reminding him!"
"He would've remembered anyway!"
Jaemin chuckles. "I am nervous, but I'm trying not to think about it. I'm more focused on seeing you guys anyway."
"Aww. Oh, Minnie, did I tell you that your grandparents want to see us all for New Years?" And just like that, Jaemins mood drops. His parents frown, concerned for his sudden change. "What's wrong?"
"I love Grandma and Grandpa but Grandma..."
"Oh, I'm sure she's changed. She has other things to focus on. Like seeing her grandson."
"I talk to them and she doesn't seem much different."
"Sweetie, you can't not go. How would I even explain? 'Your grandson doesn't wanna see you?'"
"It's not like that", Jaemin says, getting more and more emotional by the second. "It's not that I don't wanna see them, I just don't want Grandma to treat me the way she usually does."
"How do you know it won't be better? You haven't been there in a year."
"I only agree to yearly things for a reason!" Jaemin whines, startling his parents and himself. "I'm sorry. But really, I don't enjoy this because it's always the same."
"Would it help if you brought people with you? It doesn't have to be just Jisung."
"Maybe."
"Thank you, Sweetheart. We'll watch her, okay?"
"Okay."
"We love you."
"I love you guys too."
Jisung❤️, Haechan🥰, Lele🤪...
Jaemin
Please don't make any plans for
new years
At least not without fitting in some
sort of dinner party hosted by my
grandparents who I'm actually not
super thrilled to see
Kind of
Jisung❤️
I forgot about those
That was nice
Obviously I'm going with you
Mark🤗
Unless it's personal, can we know
why you're not thrilled about seeing
then?
Jaemin
It'll make more sense when you
meet them
Jisung❤️
Baby...
Jaemin
It's easier this way
Haechan🥰
Are your grandparents mean?
Jaemin
My grandpa is pretty nice, it's my
grandma who's meaner
My parents also reminded me that
I'm meet your parents for the first
time
Princess👑
Yeah, um how exactly do we
explain, you know, us?
Haechan🥰
Oh, yeah, is anybody's parents
gonna be weird about this?
Mark🤗
I already explained it to my
family
My brother made a lot of jokes and
my dad said he was happy to get
to threaten so many guys about me
And my mom asked if you guys
know she's good with a knife
Honestly, that was probably the best
reaction from her
Jisung❤️
So Marks mother is terrifying,
fantastic
Lele🤪
She's nice but she seemed really
strict when we were younger and
I could never completely relax
around her
Mark🤗
Yeah, my mom takes complete joy
in that
Jaemin
My parents already know and they're
excited to meet you guys. My dad was
talking about embarrassing me and my
mom told me he's bringing a photo
album
Princess👑
I'm gonna honest, I'm not sure I
actually did tell my parents I'm
dating three people
I don't think they'll react badly but
I definitely did worry about that
which would be why I haven't told
then if I actually haven't
Jisung
If you're parents aren't supportive,
I'm going to lose my mind
Princess👑
Let me ask them
Haechan🥰
My dad is uncomfortably
supportive
I told him and he was like "so you
like three people?" and I said yes
and then he asked something else
I'm not repeating and then he
asked if I'm still a virgin and then
he asked another question I'm not
telling you and then he started
asking me about kids and we
finally moved on
Lele🤪
What the hell did your dad ask
you?
Haechan🥰
I just realized that you two would
get along very well
Jeno too
Princess👑
Wait, Princess, are you a virgin
too?
And okay, I asked my parents if
they know and they started
laughing and said that Marks
parents told them and that Marks
mom was ready to defend us so
that was nice of her
Jaemin
Guess
Princess👑
I feel like you're trying to trick
me somehow
I'm gonna say no
Jaemin
Correct
Lele🤪
Hold on
Jaemin, have you ever dated
before?
Jaemin
I've been on dates but that's it
Lele🤪
So was it on a date that you...
Jaemin
Nope
Only three times in high school
have I ever made use of parties
Haechan🥰
I did not know this
Jaemin
Yeah, I don't really mention it
Haechan🥰
Jisung, did you know?
Jisung❤️
1 girl, 2 guys
That's it
Jaemin
Yes, yes, I'm full of surprises. Now
let's please get off this road
Mark🤗
This isn't gonna make complete
sense to everyone here but um
my brother is asking me if Jeno
is one of my boyfriends
Princess👑
Is he threatening to kill me?
Jisung❤️
??????
Princess👑
I am not Donovan's favorite person
He really hates me
Which is fair
But I do like being unharmed
Mark🤗
He said he wants to talk to Jeno
With his fists
I'm trying to talk him out of losing
his shit and now he's saying "fine,
I won't do any of THAT"
"I have my own plan"
Yeah, um, don't leave Jeno with my
brother
Ever
He won't be much better with my
sister in law either
Princess👑
Pumpkin, exactly how much of your
family hates me?
Mark🤗
My cousin said he wanted to visit
just to punch you and then Donovan
told him he'd handle it so like three?
To five?
Princess👑
I think I'd honest prefer Jisung
threatening to chop my neck
every time he sees me
Favorite Person☺️
Favorite Person☺️
What does your family know that
I don't?
Mark
Lele...
Favorite Person☺️
Mark, if you don't tell me, I'll ask
your brother myself
Mark
Just let him tell you
Mark's Brother
Chenle
Why does like half your family hate
Jeno?
Mark's Brother
You should know
Chenle
I know a small portion of what
you know
Mark's Brother
Wait seriously?
Chenle
Yeah
Please explain
So we have a new groupchat, with Haechan, the asocial one, out of everyone. What do we think of Kun, Winwin, Jaehyun, and Haechan together?
Any guesses as to what exactly is causing Jaemins reluctance to see his grandparents (mostly his grandma)?
What do we think will happen when Marks family sees Jeno? Do we want a fight?
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I'M KIDDING
NO!
Anyways, I love you!:)
Not proofread❤️