𝟯𝗥𝗗 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪
❝𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀. 𝗕𝘂𝘁
𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀?❞
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗱 at the hotel. Fei and Christopher were gone, due to the Kugelblitz. "So, how is it that we're still here, but the whole of the universe is going down the cosmic shitter?" Allison asked. Luther, Sloane, Lila, and Viktor were sitting down on separate couches, looking at her. "Maybe we're just the last to get flushed," Viktor replied. "Wasn't talking to you," Allison told him. "Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?" Luther asked. "Or Dad?" Sloane asked. "They'll be here," Diego said. "Really? Did they—hit traffic? Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right? We're the only ones who can save the universe," Ben stated. "Uh question," Allison spoke. "Yes," Ben replied. "Didn't we just try that and fail miserably?" Allison asked. "Yeah it's because his plan was stupid. I got a better one," Diego explained, as he got up from leaning against the rails. "Of course you do," Ben muttered. "We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator. You guys do some science, and—we launch the Kugelblitz into outer space. Didn't think I knew that, did ya? It's in Switzerland," Diego explained. "It's 'hadron' not 'hard on' ya morn!" Ben exclaimed. "At least he's trying. What have you contributed?" Lila asked. "Actually, he did blow up half of his family," Diego reminded. "Oh you wanna talk about family problems? You know what should have blown up, your face on that neck!" Ben exclaimed. "Wish I had cake to hit you with it in your!" Diego argued. Ben and and Diego continued to fight. Five walked next to (Y/n), joining in watching Ben and Diego argue. "Hey! You guys done? The universe is disappearing outside. So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late," Five declared. Both Ben and Diego scoffed. "Five. Come on," Luther said. "It's over Luther. We failed," Five told him. "Come on. It can't be over over," Viktor disagreed. "Yeah, come on, Five. We gotta figure this out, man," Diego agreed. "Okay. How about we take a step back? Look at the big picture here. Most of us have spend the last 28 days trying to stop the world from ending. What exactly have we accomplished?" Five asked. Everyone stayed silent. "Well, we made some friends along the way," Luther spoke. "Incorrect! You know what we've done? Nothing. We made things worse every single time," Five explained. "Amen to that," Allison agreed. "Look, when I went to the Commission, I had a conversation with my 100-year-old self. And my lasts worlds were 'Don't save the world'," Five informed. "Don't save the world?" Viktor asked. "Don't save the world," Five restated. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Diego said. "Is it? Well, whatever we're doing it's not working. All we ever do is save the world for a day, pat ourselves on the back, and then everything goes to shit again," (Y/n) explained. "Maybe we're the problem," Viktor added. "Oh, yeah. Us," Allison scoffed. "So, wait. Your big plan is no plan?" Lila asked. "Exactly. Conscientious objection. Why the hell not? We've tried everything else. Look, maybe this is just what the universe needs. I say, embrace the apocalypse. See what's on the other side," Five explained. "What if it's—nothing?" Sloane asked. "Then it's been nice knowing you all," Five responded. "Whatever's on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now," Five advised. He grabbed (Y/n)'s hand and sat them down nearby. Luther and Sloane looked at each other with a smile on their face. "Well, on that—super happy note, we've um—oh what the hell," Luther spoke. Him and Sloane stood up. "We've uh, got a little announcement to make," Luther said. "We're engaged!" Sloane and Luther exclaimed. "Kill me Jesus," Ben whispered. Five sighed. "Idiots," he whispered. "Now?" Allison asked. "Yeah. Look, we realize the timing is less than ideal. But, obviously, it's now or never. Am I right Five?" Luther hinted. "Don't drag me into this please," Five told him. "What—whatever time we have left, we wanna spend it with all of you. So we're super pumped if you would join us in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m. for our celebration of our life and the official union of what's left of our two great families," Sloane requested. Diego nodded in response. "Dress code is Creative black-tie.
Sloane handed out what seemed like a wedding invitation, in the form of a jar. "Wow. And you did all of this yourself?" Lila asked. "Luther helped too. We stayed up all night," Sloane replied. "Amazing," Lila whispered. All of a sudden, Klaus and Reginald appeared out of no where. "Dad?" Ben asked. "Klaus," (Y/n) said. "Hey," Klaus replied. "Oh thank god," Viktor muttered. "Gather 'round, children. Quickly now!" Reginald exclaimed. "Where the hell have you been?" Diego asked. "Oh, Reg and I. We got all tangled up in a whole father-son-end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing. You know?" Klaus asked. "You two are hanging now?" Ben asked. "Yeah, we laughed, we cried, we played in traffic, and long story short, I'm immortal now," Klaus explained. "Whoa, Wait. You're what now?" Luther asked. "Klaus have you gotten into the bath salts again?" Allison asked. "I think the more pertinent question is, why are you all sitting around playing with jars?" Reginald asked. "They're invitations," Sloane corrected. "Nobody's playing," Luther added. "Luther and I are getting married," Sloane explained. She handed Reginald a jar. "All of space and time is collapsing, and you lot are planning a wedding?" Reginald asked. "Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um, space is limited. So it's kinda of a per-plate situation, so you know," Luther took back his jar. "Is this how I raised you? To fiddle while Rome burns?" Reginald asked. "Remember what we talked about, Reg. Remember to breathe," Klaus reminded. "Quiet. I'm on a roll," Reginald told him. "Dad have you been taking your pills?" Sloane asked. "As a matter of fact, I haven't. And I can confirm that I've never felt better in my life. You thought you could dope me up and slow me down, take control of my affairs and squander my fortune. Well, Klaus here was good enough to wean me off that wretched poison. And now that the fog is lifting, I can see all your dastardly designs with a bracing clarity," Reginald explained. "You took him off his meds? What we're you thinking?" Sloane asked. "Clearly he's the only one doing any thinking at all. All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man," Reginald suggested. Diego started to snicker. "The world really is ending! Oh my god," Diego chuckled in disbelief. "As for the rest of you, your training is to resume post-haste. We're running out of time. We have a mission to complete," Reginald said. "I'm ready. Let's do this," Ben agreed. "Let me guess. Project Oblivion?" Five asked. "How do you know about that?" Reginald asked. "We heard it from Pogo," (Y/n) confessed. "Now, there's a name I haven't heard in some time," Reginald said. "And he confirmed what we've always suspected about you," Five spoke. "Which is?" Reginald asked. "That you're a sadistic lunatic who's planning on gambling all of our lives in another pointless mission," Five explained. "And you'd take the word of a disgruntled chimp over that of your own father?" Reginald asked. "You aren't our father anymore. That is what you said to us. Don't get it twisted," (Y/n) disagreed. "We'd trust Pogo any day," Five agreed. "Nobody wants you here, Dad. You should leave," Luther suggested. "Hey you don't speak for all of us big guy," Ben stated. "Feel free to join him," Luther said. "I see. So this is what it's come to. Insurrection," Reginald pointed out. "That's not the kind of erection we're driving for here, all right? Everybody just needs to be cool. Clearly, you guys are on a different chakra frequency right now. Hey, Pops, let's go have a nice cup of tea in the suite," Klaus suggested, and grabbed his arm. "What are you doing? Let go of my arm," Reginald commanded. "Luther, Sloane. Oh my god. I'm beyond thrilled. You guys are gorgeous. Amazing. Send your registry!" Klaus exclaimed, while he left with Reginald. Everyone slowly left after that.
Five knocked on (Y/n)'s opened hotel room door. "Come in," she said. Five walked in and sat down next to her on her bed. "I thought you'd be sharing with Allison and Viktor?" Five asked. "Yeah well, I'm pretty sure they left to separate room. Allison can't stand the sight of him, so she left and then he left, leaving me to have this room all to myself,"
(Y/n) explained. "Well now that you say that, I guess I'll come join you. One room, you, and me," Five suggested. "I thought you were sharing with the boys?" (Y/n) asked. "I was suffocating every night with Luther's sleep farts. And then Klaus's squeaking. And Diego talks in his sleep," Five explained. (Y/n) chuckled. "Then maybe you should stay here," (Y/n) agreed. Five chuckled. "I guess that would make us roommates. But with benefits?" Five asked. "Don't push it," (Y/n) said. "You know, I don't remember us kissing lately. I think it's been a long while," Five told her. "Really?" She asked. "Yeah actually. Last time I extremely enjoyed it, was when we were in Diego's little room," Five reminded. (Y/n) eyes widen, as she remembered that night. "You were playing with me that night," (Y/n) stated. "Yeah? It was for a good cause," Five replied. They sat down in silence for less than a minute. Five interlocked both of their hands. His was cold but hers always brought it warmth, and that's what he enjoyed. His hand slowly held her left cheek, making her face him. They both slowly leaned in. As their lips touched, their eyes closed. (Y/n)'s hands wrapped around his neck, bringing him closer to her. Five picked her up and placed her on his lap. After a while, Five stopped kissing her and aimed for her neck. (Y/n) gasped at the feeling of Five sucking on her skin. He kissed every spot, until eventually (Y/n) moaned at the feelings of him sucking at a certain spot. He kept sucking that certain spot for a few seconds. His kisses on her neck were rough, deep, and fast. He slowly detached his lips from her neck, and look at the purple mark he left her. He smiled proudly and went closer to her ear. "I have to go to Luther's bachelor's party. But when the weddings over, we can continue," Five whispered in her ear. (Y/n) nodded in response.
Lila was walking down the hall, and ran into (Y/n). "Oh hey kitten. Aren't you gonna get ready?" Lila asked. "Still deciding on what to wear," (Y/n) replied. "The theme is black. So all you need is a slim tight black dress. It would look amazing on you," Lila commented. "Tight and slim? You can't be serious," (Y/n) told her. Lila started to get excited. "Come on!" Lila exclaimed. She grabbed her hand and rushed them to the washroom. "I actually got this for you. As a thanks for standing up for me and an apology for almost killing you," Lila took out a dress. She gave (Y/n) a black off shoulder sleeveless mini bodycon dress, that came with arm sleeves. "Nuh uh," (Y/n) replied. "Uh huh," Lila disagreed. "Where did you even get it?" (Y/n) asked. "The man downstairs makes good dresses," Lila responded. "Now try it on before I kill you," Lila threatened. Lila turned around and closed her eyes, as (Y/n) changed out of her clothes and into the new one. "You can turn around," (Y/n) said. Lila slowly turned around and was amazed. "I told you. It covers all your curves perfectly," Lila insisted. "I would totally go for you if we weren't already taken," Lila commented. Lila took out a oversized cable-knit v-neck contrast-trim sweater, and handed it to her. "Cover up for now," Lila winked at her. "What about you?" (Y/n) asked. "Right," Lila muttered. (Y/n) turned around and put on the sweater while Lila changed. "You're good," Lila informed. (Y/n) turned around and saw Lila in a black tight dress. "You look amazing," (Y/n) complimented. "Thanks, love. Now, we need to hurry," Lila explained
Everyone but Sloane, Viktor, and Luther, arrived at the floor of the banquet hall. They all existed the elevator. "Not sure if this place is gonna be big enough," Klaus commented. "This better be an open bar," Allison said. "Hey, come on. It's for Luther. Let's perk up. Wow," Lila chuckled, as she saw the hall. The elevator dinged and Luther and Viktor came out. "Ah, I see you've gone for the oversized button-down. Original," Allison told Viktor. "You do realize there's no paparazzi here, right?" Viktor asked. Luther tried to shush them. "What? Dang it," Allison sarcastically replied. "Listen to me, you two. This is my day, all right? So if you two can just get along for a couple of hours, you can consider that my wedding gift," Luther explained. "Well, he started it, so," Allison responded. "You literally just started it," Viktor argued. Luther interrupted their arguing. "My day! Two hours. Do you think you can manage that?" Luther asked. "Yeah, fine," Viktor replied. "Thank you," Luther sighed. The elevator door ringed. Lila and (Y/n) gasped at the sight of Sloane's beautiful wedding dress. "Let's get this over with before I die of cringe," Ben said.
"Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for a good time, not a long time, so let's have a good time, huh? Cause the sun can't shine every day. Can I get an amen?" Klaus asked. "Amen," Everyone Said. "Luther, do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady?" Klaus asked. "I do," Luther responded. "Sloane, do you promise to love and cherish this big hairy bastard for the next 24 to 48 hours?" Klaus asked. "Give or take a day," Five corrected. Klaus shushed him. "I'm gonna try," Sloane chuckled. "Well, then—I'm sorry. I pronounced you married as shit! Viva la apocalypse!" Klaus exclaimed. Everyone cheered as Luther and Sloane kissed.
Everyone watched as Sloane and Luther took their first dance together. "This is officially worse than the apocalypse," Five commented. (Y/n) softly punched him. He took her hand and guided them to the alcohol. "Now?" She asked. "Yeah. Why not? Let's live a little and get drunk," Five told her. "Alright then," (Y/n) agreed. Five and (Y/n) grabbed food and alcohol and sat down at a table a bit far away from the rest. Both ate and drank at the same time. "Cinco! Ocho! Mi hermano and hermana!" Klaus exclaimed. "Oh god," Five muttered. "What do you want?" Five asked. Klaus sat down next to (Y/n), who was on Five's right side. "Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now with a plan to save everything. So, say you guys and I pop up to the suite for a little chitchat?" Klaus winked. "What are you like Frick and Frack with the old man now?" (Y/n) asked. "This dad's different. He's a turtle. Hard on the outside, but all cute and wrinkly and occasionally delicious on the inside," Klaus described. "Klaus?" Five asked. "Yeah?" Klaus asked. "Old dogs like him never change. He has never had our best interests at heart. So, my only plan for tonight is get fucked up beyond all recognition and sleep with (Y/n)," Five said. "Sure. Wait what? I—yeah have at it," Klaus cheered. "I shall!" Five exclaimed. (Y/n) placed down her 11th shot on the table. "I'm surprised no one has said anything about that giant hickey on your neck," Five spoke, before chugging another shot. (Y/n) started to choke on her 12th drink. "What?" She asked. Five placed his finished shot down. "Yeah. That purple, noticeable hickey on your neck. You can even see it from Canada. It's huge," Five exaggerated. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" (Y/n) asked. "I guessed you would've known. We were making out for so long," Five said. (Y/n) sighed. Footsteps approached, Reginald had came to the hall. Everyone looked at him. He grabbed some food and sat down. "That's just sad," (Y/n) commented. "Mhm," Five agreed. "What's even sadder is that Ben is upset he didn't get invited to the bachelor party," Five added. Both of them drank another shot. "And then Viktor and don't Allison speak," (Y/n) concluded. "Yes!" Five exclaimed. Everyone looked at Five and (Y/n). "Sorry," (Y/n) said.
The sound of someone tapping on a champagne bottle, made everyone look around. Reginald wanted to make a toast. He grabbed the mic and spoke. "I know it is customary—for the father of the bride to say a couple of things. Sloane, ever since you were a little girl, I've always known you were exceptionally bright. And though I can't say I know Luther all that well, from the few moments we have shared, it seems you found yourself an adequate partner," Reginald spoke. "He just called Luther adequate," Five snickered. "It's the nicest thing he's ever said to anyone," (Y/n) said. "I acknowledge that, as a father, I was not without my faults. I hope these shortcomings will be seen as only a rough patch on an otherwise verdant lawn. I'm proud to call you my children. Even those whom I raised in a revenant version of myself. I hope that tonight we can create a few special memories. In whatever precious little time we have left," Reginald announced. He held his champagne glass up high and drank a little of it. Everyone clapped for him. "I didn't think the old man had it in him," Five confessed. "Alright alright. Time to turn those frowns upside down! This one is for all the party people in the place," The DJ announced. Everyone got up and danced, enjoying their last moments together.
Diego, Lila, (Y/n), and Five sat down in the garden. Five laid on (Y/n)'s lap and Lila laid on Diego's. Sloane and Luther slowly approached them. "Hey guy," Luther greeted. The couple sat dawn beside Diego and Lila. Viktor sat down next to Luther. Ben And Klaus started to walk over to them. "Oh, no, no, no, no!" Diego shouted. "Klaus why are you bringing Ben here?" Five asked. "Hear me out. The brother that you all knew as Ben is gone. And not—I don't mean our Ben, the nice Ben. I mean this Ben. The asshole, he's gone now," Klaus declared. "Gone," drunk Ben whispered. "Klaus what are you talking about?" (Y/n) asked. "And the man that stands in front of you is new new Ben, and he's one of us, and he's a member of the team. And he's part of the family!" Klaus exclaimed. Ben And Klaus started to laugh. "And as a welcome gift, I suggest we throw him off the roof," Five suggested. "Yeah I'll help," Diego agreed. "Come on," Klaus pleased. "You know what? You know what? He can stay. He can stay," Luther agreed with Klaus. "Why?" Diego asked. "Cause it's my wedding day, man. Come on. He can stay," Luther restated. They both sat down. They all stared at the sky that was filled with orange. "Hey you know something? Tonight is all I ever really wanted," Luther admitted. "To get hitched?" (Y/n) asked. "Just—everybody coming together when it really matters. One big real family," Luther said. Five got up and held out his hand for (Y/n) to grab. She accepted it and got up. They both were extremely drunk and had to hold on to each other. "Whoa!" Everyone exclaimed. "Where are you guys going?" Diego asked. "To hit the buffet," Five answered.
(Y/n) look at Lila and received a wink. "Take it off," Lila mouthed. (Y/n) smiled and rolled her eyes, as they both walked away. "Are they gonna be okay?" Viktor asked. The two stumbled and continued to walk. "It's Five and (Y/n). What do you think?" Diego asked.
Both Five and (Y/n) stumbled across the hallway. Five fell down and vomited inside a plant vase. (Y/n) laughed quietly. "With everything we've discussed, it'd be foolish to wait," a voice said. (Y/n) and Five held onto to each other and walked closer to the voices. Five grabbed onto the doorframe. "There is no time. I can't do this without you. Do we have a deal?" Sir Reginald asked someone. Both couldn't see the other persons face. They were too dizzy. The elevator door opened and both fell back into it, leaving them unconscious.
Minutes later, (Y/n) got woken up by Five shaking her. "Come on (Y/n)," he said. They had arrived at their floor. "What happened?" (Y/n) asked. Five bent down and hovered over her. "I can't remember right now. But you need to get up," Five told her. He stood up and helped her get up. Both held onto each other and walked towards their now shared room in the hotel. "Where are we going?" (Y/n) asked. "To our room," Five replied. "Oh. Are we going to take a nap?" (Y/n) asked. "We can if you want to," Five responded. Five opened the door and allowed them both to walk him. He loudly closed the door of the room and locked it. He walked over to their bed and sat them both down. "It's hot in here," (Y/n) complained. Five flopped backwards onto the big bed. "I wish I could've stayed here sooner. This bed is much more comfortable," Five spoke. (Y/n) took off the sweater she had put on earlier. Five saw her and sat back up. She threw it across the room in annoyance. "What are you doing?" Five asked. "It's hot in here," (Y/n) responded. "Why would you wear something like that. You're lucky that sweater was basically covering you up," Five argued. "It was Lila's idea," (Y/n) told him. "Well, you should start listening to her more often when it comes to dresses because that hickey won't be the only one on your neck," Five explained. He looked at her from top to bottom, and picked her up, placing her on his lap. Their lips connected like they did before. His hands rested on her hips. Slowly, rocking her back and forth. As they kept kissing, (Y/n) started to remove his tie and his remaining shirt. Five attached his lips the opposite side of where he last kissed her neck. His hands moved from her hips, to her shoulders. Slowly, taking off the dress. (Y/n) moaned at the feeling of him finding her other sweet spot. He started to kiss and suck fast and rough on her neck. (Y/n) only moaned. Once Five was finished with her neck. He left a trail of kisses going down to her chest. Then, he placed her facing her back towards the bed. He hovered over her and continued to kiss her. His tongue explored her mouth, as his hands trailed up and down her thighs.
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