Destiel One Shots

By Nananana989

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You hear about people falling in love all the time, what about an angel and a hunter? After watching Supernat... More

Destiel ~ What Happened To Love?
Destiel ~ Wings
Destiel ~ Music Is The Reason I Got Laid
Destiel ~ The Social Groups (Highschool AU)
Destiel ~ The Social Groups Part 2 (Highschool AU)
Destiel ~ Drunk
Destiel ~ Roommates (Au)
Destiel ~ Classified (Spy AU)
Destiel ~ Classified Part 2 (Spy Au)
Destiel ~ When I'm Gone
Thoughts
Destiel ~ Part Of Your World (AU)
Destiel ~ Part Of Your World Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Don't Scare Me Like That
Still In Hell You Guys
Destiel ~ A Little Bit Of Lust
Destiel ~ Performing Arts (Au)
Not This Shit Again
Destiel ~ Nightmares
Destiel ~ Good vs Evil
Destiel ~ I Don't Want To Go Too Fast
Destiel ~ Don't Forget About Me ( High School Au)
Destiel ~ Don't Forget About Me Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Don't Forget About Me Part 3 (Au)
Destiel ~ Don't Forget About Me Part 4 (Au)
Destiel ~ Colorless (Au)
Destiel ~ Time To Ship
Destiel ~ Time To Kill A Homophobe
Destiel ~ You Can't Change A Man
Why The Fuck Do Witches Hate Us?
Why The Fuck Do Witches Hate Us? Part 3
Destiel ~ Masquerade (Au)
Destiel ~ Masquerade Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ You Don't Just Kiss Your Best Friend!
Destiel ~ A Demon And An Angel, How Hot
You Can't Save Everyone My Friend
Destiel ~ Unprofessional (Au)
Destiel ~ Unprofessional Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ I'm Nothing But A Monster
Destiel ~ Bad Boy (High School Au)
Destiel ~ Dirty Prayers
Destiel Texts
Destiel and Sabriel ~ Double Date
The Best Way To Get Rid Of The Mark
Destiel ~ Pool Party (Au)
Destiel ~ Our Love Is Forbidden (Au)
Destiel ~ Our Love Is Forbidden Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Shower
The Beast Inside
Destiel ~ Drunk And In Love
Destiel ~ Letters To Love
Destiel ~ Lost In The Woods (Au)
Destiel ~ A Child To Remember Me By
Destiel ~ Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls *Giggle* (High School Au)
Don't Piss Off A Winchester
Destiel ~ Well Fuck You Too Twilight (Au)
Destiel ~ Well Fuck You Too Twilight Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Well Fuck You Too Twilight Part 3 (Au)
Destiel ~ Are You Afriad
The School Of The Extraordinary (Au)
Destiel ~ Hogwarts Is Where We Met
Destiel ~ Old Habits Die Hard (Au)
Destiel ~ Old Habits Die Hard Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Hunger Games (Au)
Destiel ~ Hunger Games Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Hunger Games Part 3 (Au)
Destiel ~ Panties
Destiel ~ Friends With Benefits (Au)
Destiel ~ Idea's Start With Fan Fiction
Destiel ~ Undercover
Destiel ~ Party Like There's No Tomorrow (Au)
Destiel ~ So, What Just Happened? (Au)
Destiel ~ So, What Just Happened? Part 2 (Au)
Feelings And Blood
Destiel ~ The Green Eyed Monster
Destiel ~ The Green Eyed Monster Part 2
Destiel ~ Take Me Away (Au)
Destiel ~ My Time Traveler (Au)
Destiel ~ It's My Lucky Day
Destiel ~ Just One More Night (Au)
Destiel ~ Really, You Got A Cat?
Destiel ~ Protective
Destiel ~ The Mirror Of Erised
Destiel ~ You're My Prisoner (Au)
Destiel ~ A Little Taste Of Heaven
Shit, She's Pissed
Destiel ~ Face It Babe, We're Meant To Be
Destiel ~ Roommates (Au)
Destiel ~ Roommates Part 2 (Au)
Destiel ~ Hey Now (Au)
Destiel ~ Hey Now Part 2 (Au)
A New Beginning (Future Adventure)
This Is The End

Why The Fuck Do Witches hate Us? Part 2

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By Nananana989

A/N: by request of keekeebeary I continue with a hilarious idea.

...............

"Oh come on Sean." Deanna pouts.

"Fine! The things I do for you idiots. Grab your wallets, I'll give you all purses to borrow until this stupid spell wears off." Sean groans.

Three purses later.......

So, there's a few places to go. Where do you want to go?" Sean questions.

"Can we just catch a film?" Cassie questions.

"Sure." Deanna smiles, throwing an arm around her shoulders. Even though they were a different gender, they still were the most fucking adorable couple every. Cassie pressed a kiss to Deanna's cheek.

"Well, there's the new avengers movie." Sam reminds.

"Let's go see it. Race you there?" Sean smirks.

"You're on!" The three females shouted as they sprinted towards the theater. What a sight it must have been. An attractive male racing three attractive females to the theater.

"No fair, you're a guy now." Sam pouts.

"To bad sis." Sean laughed as they entered the theater.

"4 tickets to the Avengers movie." Sean orders.

"Sure. With your sisters and girlfriend?" The ticket lady asks.

"What? No. I'm with my sisters and my oldest sisters girlfriend." Sean says.

"Well, they're really pretty. Your parents must have been very attractive." She smiles, handing the my heir tickets.

"What do you want Cassie?" Deanna asks.

"Just popcorn." She replied.

"Okay babe." Deanna smiles, getting popcorn. Sean orders a large soda and popcorn with a king sized kit kat. Sam got a water bottle and that was it.

"You are a massive health freak Sean snorts.

"Well excuse you, but perfection like this doesn't happen naturally." Sam bitch faced.

"Actually it does." Sean smiled and headed to the theater where the movie was playing.

"You son of a bitch." Sam shouts.

"We have the same mom!" Sean shouts back.

"You're family has lame comebacks." Cassie said, eating a piece of popcorn.

"No kidding." Deanna muttered as they entered the theater the movie was playing. They got good seat, the exact middle. Well, Sean got the exact middle.

Later........

The four left the theater, and Sean groaned seeing the girls from earlier.

"Play along girls, these girls have been giving me a hard time." Sean warns.

"Oh look! It's the hottie from earlier. Who are those bitches?" The girl who looked like she was crafted with crayola crayons hissed.

"These are my sisters!" Sean defends.

"They're ugly." A girl with 10 pounds of makeup on her face and basically nothing on growled.

"Well, they're definitely more attractive than you bimbos." Sean growled at them, extremely overprotective. Deanna and Sam smiled. Cas was grinning like a fool.

"Whatever!" They hissed and sauntered off.

"Let's get back to the bunker." Sean suggests.

"Yeah, let's." Deanna agrees. They all walk back to the bunker, the most welcoming thing that day.

"I'm just saying that there better not be any more surprises today." Sam sighs.

"I'm just imagining what else could go wrong." Sean snickered.

"Like what?" Deanna questions.

"What if there was a human impala?" He asks.

"Another girl? No thank you." Deanna snorts.

"Who ever said it would even be a girl? I can bet you that if the impala was a human, it would be an attractive guy." Sean smirked.

"I agree." Sam adds.

"Yeah right." Deanna scoffs.

"We should figure out who cast this spell anyways. Any witches in the area?" Sean questions.

"Wait, damn it Crowley!" Deanna growled.

"Oh right, his mother was a witch. He'd know a few things." Sean comments.

"If Crowley did this than this is bad." Cas comments.

"I haven't met Crowley yet, so I can form no opinion on him." Sean shrugs.

"He's a douche." All three females complained.

"Well, that's a bit rude, don't you think?" Sean questions. He shakes his head.

"It's getting late. Time to go to sleep." Sean yawns, stretching, his shirt ridding up a bit.

"Do girls normally sleep with or without a bra on?" Sam questions.

"Without. Considering we have no idea when we change back, I suggest wearing one of your regular shirts without a bra and boxers. It's comfortable, and if we do go back to normal tonight, you won't ruin my bras." Sean says, then pauses. "Wow, coming from a guy, that sounds so weird. Anyways. Good night." Sean kisses the tops of the girl's foreheads, acting like an awesome brother before heading to his room.

"Goodnight then." Sam yawns and heads to her room.

"You can stay with my tonight Cassie." Deanna smiles sweetly. They head to Dean room, quickly changing into Dean's oversized shirts and boxers.

"I never realized how big your clothes are." Cassie says.

"I know, right? I hope this spell wears off soon. Because it is so damn weird." Deanna sighs. She then turns to Cassie, grabbing the lose shirt and kisses her. "Even kissing feels weirder as a girl." Deanna complains.

"It's more emotional." Cassie agrees.

"Fuck it." Deanna goes to kiss Cassie again, the pair falling on the bed.

The next morning...............

Deanna woke up, still a girl, but Cas was a male again.

"Jesus Christ!" She squealed, waking Cas up.

"Did you get smaller?" Cas questions, then looked at himself. "Oh, I'm a guy again." He says as if this were no surprise.

"Great. I'm still a girl." Deanna mutters.

"You are so tiny, it's adorable." Cas smiles.

"Fuck you." Deanna growled. Cas pressed a kiss to her lips, the feeling weird an foreign, but yet enjoyable.

"You love me." Cas smiled.

"Yeah yeah." They both got up, still dressed in boxers and a shirt. One fitting perfectly, the other hanging on their tiny frame. They headed to the kitchen.

"So, I think this curse only applies to Winchesters." Sean says. Sam, still a girl, was eating cereal.

"You think? Cas is back to normal and I still have boobs!" Deanna exclaimed.

"Don't mention the boob thing. It makes me a bit uncomfortable sis." Sean says.

"Yeah. Sean's right." Cas added.

"Fine." Deanna huffs. She twists a lock of her hair with her finger.

"At least you guys realize what I have to go through. And I doubt either are going to have periods anytime soon. Those are hell." Sean snorts.

"I can only imagine. Anyways, who else that's alive qualifies as a Winchester?" Sam questions.

"Besides the impala, no one." Sean snorts.

"I agree." Deanna adds.

"I'm still imagining if he car was a person." Sean snickered.

"Well, you don't have to imagine anymore, because here I am."

.................

A/N: okay, this is too fun to write!

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