"So how's this gona work about us cus I'm from another fucking planet mr.captor i am not an earthling"
"Well you look pretty human to me" Zone said hands in his pockets.
"What were you even doing on Alchon 5 Anyways?"
"visitng"
"Visiting?"
"It has nice....furnishings"
"Furnishings uh huh okay yeah sure"
"Listen nigil your far more nasal and hair brained than hailey"
"Exuse you!"
"What you are. egositcal" Zone waltzed around his pandorlica.
"Narsistic"
"Obessive compulsive" he smiled. "I like that bit"
"So why did you take me to some human gods funeral?" Nigil pondered.
"He was yours once. You'll remember one day. They always remember the second they leave"
"Your not of medicine are you-"
"That's mans my brother. Out of time out of place. We see it as a family afair"
"Hey you said you'd take me on two trips in this space machine"
"We live in a galaxy but go on"
"Right this pandoras box-"
"Pandorlica"
"This pandorlica. IT can take me anywhere to see anything right?"
"Sure"
"Are vampires real? I'm a big reader."
"They are. They aren't. Their wibbly. Their unreality based-"
"Are vampires real" Nigil stressed the syllables angry.
"Yes they are" Zone mocked in return.
"So take me" Nigil said playing up the pauses. "To the VAMPS!"
"Alright. But first where is he?"
"I'm sorry?" The nasal Nigil Phoneix asked.
"Your brother. You never do this alone"
"He's gone. Died before me. You must know about the cracks"
"I am a crack" Zone said holding the tone, somewhat inrigued but upset.
"Well that makes two of us"
"hey that's my seat!"
"You're lame and your late. Mr.I only do two trips. That's not what your pattern says"
"Listen mr.readhead"
"It's actually orange"
"Watch it"
"Whatevs"
"So egotistical the things i do for you Skylar" Zone looked up at the sky.
"Who are you talking too?"
"Planet skylar" Zone said comfy.
"Okay well "Skylar" can wait lets get to vampires"
"Where'd you get that notebook"
"I do magick. I just thought of it and i had it"
"Ever heard of driftwood"
"No?"
"Your going when this trip is done" Zone smiled.
"O-kay..."
"Then you'll meet Mat. He's an animal expert. An old friend of mine. Took him traveling...then Makaha. They'll never stop writing about you"
"Your being weird"
"Well elements!"
"Zone? Are you all there?"
"I have characters in my mind. Personas. IT's just an off character...." Zone said refericing something we didn't know.
"Coool" Nigil said werided out.
"Well" NIgil said again. "Vampires"
"Vampries"
the rooom flashed red and then blue. It was like they were standing in a terarium. That's what a pandorlica was. A living galxy breathed into a spaceship, breathed into a key, a pocket dimension, far from locked, far from coded.
"Comedy club?"
"They like to hunt there. Now I have to stress their not evil"
"Is that!"
"Yes" Zone smiled. "He's my favorite"
"Mr..."
"Yep"
"I hate his movies"
"Why?"
"The peter pan one was good but the rest kind flaied there arms like a r###### monkey"
"I don't want you using those slurs. In my culture if I take you in my box your my student, I can't have you using anything racial okay?"
"You mean retarded"
"I know Nigil. I've read your stories"
"Same hat"
"Nigil" Zone scolded.
"It's internalized im not white zone"
"Neither am i. I mean i could be"
"What are you anyways"
"Just because its internal doesn't mean its okay. As your new father I aim to teach you-"
"Father"
"I adopt everyone who travels with me. It's Orion tradion."
"Orion this orion that. You keep comparing me to this stupid hailey girl and this lacne chick. Fine I won't use "the r slur"" Nigil said in a funny voice. "I was called that all my life I thought I earned it"
"Not here."
"His standups good"
"And theirs vampires here"
"So what?"
"The incident. We're here to prevent it"
"What incident" Nigil smuged nasally snorting.
"ON stage he's about to get shot. We just need your paterns"
"Oh so your using me!"
"I'm not using a dam thing. I just want you to search f the gunman"
"What the fuck does this have to do with vampires!"
"Please the reward will come soon!"
"It's the guy in blue. The trenchcoat he's about to aim!"
"YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!" Zone yelled loudly.
"No go and use the wand."
"Wands are real"
"Please"
"On it!"
"YOUR SET UP SUCKS!" Zone yelled louder.
"Excuse me!" The comedian hopped down from the stage.
"Do you have something better?"
"I have alot of things to say to you!" Zone said doing a Smiley voice. As he clocked the comedian, and ran.
"Book it!"
"What i just got the gun!"
"NIGIL UNO!"
"Alright booking it!" Nigil whispered, as they ran out of the ceomdy club.
"Where to!"
"You got the gun!"
"Yes I have the fucking gun!" NIgil whispered as the two ran out avading bouncers as both the staff and the comedian even teh man in blue chased them.
"Was he gona die there!" Nigil breathed heavily, as he panted and breathed.
"yes!" Zone said. "He was"
"Fuck man" Nigil recounted with a laugh.
"So wait a sec...this isn't a normal gun"
"Exactly. Tell me how do your patterns work?"
"It's like numerology but with pictures. My brother could do numbers, or he could while alive"
"Alive huh. Note to self find carpender"
"what"
"nothing. This is a stake knife"
"It's clearly a gun"
"No that's what it's called. They thought he was a vampire or something"
"A stake knife"
"It's shoots wooden bullets. I guess we're the detour"
"Detour"
"Detour"
"quick hide i'm not doing repeats" as Zone held felix behind the alley way, as the staff ran past. The comedian stopped and walked sesning something.
"Fall to the rapture" Zone said in echoy voice peter pan style.
"Thankyou again Zone!" The coemdian said.
"Their not here!" The comedian yelled rejoining the search party.
"So now we have stakes"
"tell me do you think their monsters"
"Well clearly that skinhead aiming to shoot was"
"No I mean do you think vampires are monsters?"
"No...."
"Then what is your faciantion?"
"I read this book about sparkly hot vampire bois when i was a kid. That's all. That's a far as it goes. I just think it would be cool to meet one" Nigil twirled his hair.
"I see....well" Zone tossed the gun to nigil.
"How do you feel about Atlanta Georgia"
"I hear Sherlock holmes is all the range"
"I thought you weren't from earth"
"I've had dreams of this planet since I was small. Different lights, blinding rivers of blue. Creeks with stupid shoes and bad punk rock music by blink 185"
"2"
"what?"
"Blink 182"
"Whatever look I just. I always wanted to visit earth. Now I'm here and it's not a big deal. But I woudn't mind a vampire"
"Okay fine! Do you want the Cults or do you want like all of them"
"all of them?"
"All of them" Zone said.
"Yeah let's do all. Cults can wait. But THEIR REAL!?"
"Well so am i and people think im a ficition"
"You are tho. Your storys their just stories right Zone?"
"Yes. But now I've come to life. Just for you" he booped NIgils nose. "And then we're doing neverland"
"why?"
"you'll know when your older"
"doesn't that defeat the whole purpose"
"SHUT IT"
and so the two whisked their way back to the pandorlica, as Nigil put on his chosen uniform. Zone and his students always wore the same thing. Hailey gin wore a yellow raincoat, blue boots, and red fingerless gloves. Zone wore a light blue trenchocat purple suspender shorts with a stary night shirt with gold lettering. Chan wore a sweded suit and had swirls on his cheeks to represent his tribe of Abeo. Either a planet or a place on earth depending on who tells the story. Lance wore her stage persona, and Aaron, well we'll get to him eventually.
So Nigil chose a light pink shirt with a golden star and pink and white stripes, a patterned bottom that was almost punk if not for it's light blue pastal ranking. It was a skirt or a skort but NIgil defeintly was male or atleast presented as such.
"so?"
"I'm so proud of you"
"It's just a pair of "pants" mr. english bottom"
"I mean that you feel like you can be yourself with me you coudn't when we first met"
"When we first met"
"Do you know what a crack is? Do you know what a oiron traveler was?"
"Lets see if your stories are true their magicians and eventually sicentist across the stars who observe but never interfere with time and space. a crack is a copy of you across space and time taken and displaced by your soul splitting apart or getting damages. I was born a crack, but most would never see it. I'm a copy of a copy of a copy. Dam the person who sent me here. I was beaten growing up. Fuck whoever split into me"
"He could be a nice guy. Could be your brother. Could be your g-"
"Listen Zone" Nigil sighed. "You are whismical and childish but I don't want to talk faith. Until you met me and took me to that dam funeral I never had any. None whatsover. And even if I could beleive I would choose not to. Everyone has a path zone. Don't force me on yours"
"Than I shan't. But we will see magick. Qutie a lot of it"
"I beleive in magick I just don't want to beleive a kind and caring god would send me to astro or the savanah or ww3. I want to beleive if there is a god he'd be more like you, a cool superhero who gets drinks with timeline booster"
"Well regardless" Zone smiled. "Vampires"
And so the two left the pandorlica to a white drenched bar. With a lot of weird club music.
"This is it? I'm only 18"
"Oh shut it mr.car accident. That's rigjht I know you" NIgil was spooked, as they sat down and Zone used some magick device to get them into the bar.
"He's new"
-SNIFF-
"Purrrrrrrfect!" a long tall Black girl with cat ears weaseled her way in a cat pounce up to the bar.
"YOU smell HUMAN! Prrrrrfect!"
"Uhh hello?"
"He's just here to say hi" Zone said comfortable.
"he smells human zone" she said in a chidlish voice.
"Ms. Petter"
"Mr.Captor"
"Zone!" A long haired red man in a tux entered.
"The Delfi is waiting for you. Who is this?" He had red eyes that shined, with a white pale figure, he could be played by miachel sheen.
"This is my student. Nigil Captor. Say hello"
"Oh uh h-h-hi"
"He smells authentic." He said smiling. "It's a fake scent back off"
"Yes well he has questions and wishes to go and laern"
"And I smell a stake on you"
"Give it to him" Zone whispered "it hsa to come from you"
So Nigil nervously held out the blue gun with stakes for bulets.
"Where were we being hunted"
"The NightWaltz comedy club 2005. Mr red's act"
"Hmmm. Did he recognize you"
"I never change the face"
"Oh bullshit. The hair dye is more than enough proof"
"I'm actually blonde now"
"So you did renew. Tell me Zone will you ever share that with our kind"
"Probably not" Zone said smiling. Nigil was nervous out of his mind.
"He'll take a whimsy" and so the bartender handed him a whimsy.
"Oh no blood he's underage"
"What's after us Zone?"
"I think it's best you leave town. All of you. Your entire set up, operation, Sookfail style. Their about to make it public again and no witch can your lestat"
"Let me check with Hatter"
He whispered and nodded.
"I expected a better gift than a warning"
"the gun is the gift"
"just so you could introduce us to our future leader"
"I uh I uh-"
"relax theirs no such thing as a monster" Zone smiled patting Nigil.
"How long do we have before the reveal"
"ten days if you don't stop it. It's not up to me now. It's up to you. 2027 Vmapires will be revealed to humanity. That time I can't save you and this warning will go unheard. But hey, atleast Edmit gets the spotlight"
"We actually have issues with their family Hatters special we have your copy"
"Just take my warning and let us be done here."
"Do you need a token"
"I woudn't mind one he likes soveniers"
"I just want a pattern"
"Here" the man in the tux said as he held his hands.
"We will always find you when you see this. We will protect o saviour of vampires Nigil Captor"
"Actually my real last name is" Zone shooshed him.
"Thankyou for everything youve done."
"Well that's all of it. "
"What's that coin you left"
"Coin what coin?" Zone smiled. "It's orange. Let us go now Nigil"
"But this was just getting cooled and I just stopped getting scared"
"Then why the fuck did you want to see vampires"
"I just wanted to know if you were real"
"You know, sometimes beleiving in anything can keep you off that brink your on. You'll have so many adventures with him. But when you're times up your ours"
"I'm literally an alien"
"have you heard of vampirca!" a loud voice rang from the halls.
"So are we" the tuxed vampire whispered happy.
"Well maybe if it;s "COOL"" nigil squiremd smiling.
"Come now"
"Go with him. Your new "father" or whatever lie he gives you. That's rule number 2 with zone. Rule number 1 is he's generous. Rule 2 is he lies. Rule 3 is he is dangerous when angry. So go along. I'll see you soon. Our time anyways"
and so Zone leaned back in the pandorlica. "HOw was it?"
"I expected them to eat me or something"
"Time for the halloway"
"The halloway"
"Use your patterns"
"I..."
"How would you like to travel with me forever? Never stop existing- staying-"
"Deal! I can carve anything I want on the door"
"As long it's not vampires"
"How about..."
"A watch?"
"I used this friend. Well she was a youtuber. But I looked up to her and I felt like she was mine. She was obsessed with keys and parots-"
"It's done. nOw imagine your dream room or one from your past" Zone held the temples of Nigil.
"And now all we're missing is Mat and we're good to travel"
"mat?"
"I can't take you alone. So I hope you like animals. Because we won't ever stop" Zone said spooked but joking.
"I love you Zone let's do this"
The end.