Things You Guys Do In Your Relationship
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Finn:
- Whenever you guys make out Finn will over-exaggerate it and get sloppy just to annoy you.
- Like I'm talking tongue swiping everywhere it's actually fucking nasty
- f him for that 🖕
- If you say "fuck you" as a comeback he'll immediately reply with "I wish you would"
- Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
- Y'all make fun of each others video game choices (sorry if u dont game this is based off of me tbh)
- You're not into those shooter game shit and he's not into those weird ass horror games you play
- You have to pay each other to actually play the same game together
- Shower together
- Like not even in a sexual way, you guys just do it
- Plus it saves water anyways 🤷
- And y'all have normal ass convos together
- "Did you see what happened in New York the other day?"
- "I don't fucking watch the news"
- You guys also have musicals together
- Like if one of y'all starts singing the other carries it forwards
- Y'all go all out, trust me
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Mike:
- Back when Starcourt was still an okay place you guys would play hide and seek
- The most epic game ever, honestly
- You're main spot is the Gap, he's too dumb to comprehend where a good place to hide is
- This is mean but both of y'all judge ppl together
- Like you give dirty looks and glares
- Stop doing that guys, it's not nice.
- Hugs all the time <3
- It's actually really sweet
- Who wouldn't wanna bury their head into Mike Wheeler's polos that just so happen to be bought by Karen?
- Yeah you always make fun of him for his mommy doing everything for him
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Miles:
- You both stay in his room 100% of the time
- Like Mrs. Grose and Kate think you guys never see the daylight
- Y'all do go out to ride the horses though
- But like at night just to spice things up you know?
- You guys are like Flora's actual parents since she's lonely
- This bitch is fr about to call y'all mom and dad
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Boris:
- It's not just you and Boris it's you, Boris, and Theo
- Theo's not even a third wheel at this point
- You guys enjoy his company
- Y'all are like the super protective couple
- If someone even looks at you wrong Boris will attack
- You beat the shit out of anyone who makes fun of his broken english
- Like stfu he's trying
- Idk what else maybe you'd read books to him, yeah that sounds nice
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Trevor:
- Playyyyyy fighttttssssss allllll the timeeeee
- Like you guys take it seriously
- MMA fighters tbh
- He usually lets you win
- You guys never shut up about your inside jokes
- Like you'll be over at his house for dinner and y'all wont stop laughing
- Phoebe and his mom are just like: 😐
- "What the hell is so funny?"
- "Nothing, nothing..."