Happy Father's Day!! I know this is late but I hope everyone has a father figure they can celebrate with :]
I'm like 90% sure I've already put these in here so just have a highlights of Britain or smth idfk
Britain: I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound...
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America: Ugh, this is so boring.
Britain: America, you have to do your homework.
America: Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
Britain:
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America, T-posing in the doorway: Hello Parental Figure
Britain, not looking up from his tea: Hello problem child
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Britain: from now on swearing is banned in this house
America: heck
Britain: You're on thin fucking ice
Britain: wait
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Britain: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!
America: no
Britain: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage
Australia: technically it was just one word of defiance
Britain: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to hell
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Britain: Okay, we're having people over and so I want you on your best behavior
America, to New Zealand and Australia: yeah guys, listen to your father
Britain: America, I was talking to you
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Young America: GUYS THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Young Canada & Young America: *Scream and jump on the couch*
Britain, slowly lying down on the floor: *in a monotone voice* oh no
Young America: Dad! Get on the couch! The floor is lava!
Britain, sighing and not moving an inch: *in the same monotone voice* I wish i could, but the lava is too much
Young Canada, with tears in his eyes: we cAN'T LOSE YOU LIKE THIS DAD
Britain: I'm sorry but I think it's my time to go
Young America & Young Canada: NOOOOOO
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New Zealand: im hungry
Britain: hi hungry im dad
New Zealand: dad im serious
Britain: no, you're hungry
New Zealand: you're joking!
Britain: no, im dad
Yeah sorry this chapter is short I didn't have a lot of time to make it :/