You know that feeling you have that someone is following you? Well, I never have or had that feeling... Just wanted to point that out to you...
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"No buts-"
"Bu-but... Fine!"
I chuckled as Mae folded her arms across her chest and pouted.
"I really don't see why they need their privacy but whatever," she grumbled.
"Mom, it's not like she's going to walk out pregnant," Claudia sighed patiently.
That idea seemed to bother Mae more than it should have...
But before she could say something, someone knocked on the door.
Adam peeked inside.
Granny Mae perked up and her frown turned upside down.
"Darryl!" Mae cried as if it was his great pleasure of being here. Her gray-blue eyes beamed at him and she repeatedly ran her fingers through her white bush.
"Mae," Adam 'Darryl' greeted her with a small nod and small smile. In a sane and normal person's (including myself) mind that said 'hi'. But in a horny, old ladies mind that said 'let's talk about sex baby!'
Mae giggled and I shuddered at the thoughts she maybe having.
"Ms. Claudia," His Royal Assness continued until his eyes met mine. His smile grew and a twinkle of guilt sparked in his eyes. "And the lovely Phoebe," he said in his 'I'm sexy, melt to the sound of my voice' voice.
I grunted and reached for my juice box on the food try in front of me. Today was corn and meatloaf. Yuck.
"Ma," Claudia said slowly in her telltale warning voice.
Mae was currently watching Adam with Granny Hawk eyes, she huffed and stood up (hah! It kinda rhymed).
"We'll leave you two some privacy," Mom said as she pulled Mae out the door. I could still hear them bickering from behind the door. Then hell broke through.
"Damn!-"
"Ma! Don't bite that doc-"
"Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you- ow! That old woman bit me!"
"Call the cops-!"
"No! Stop!"
All the voices started to drift away after a huge crash. I shook my head.
What will I do about my family...?
"Phoebe..." Adam said in a low audible voice, catching my attention. I looked to my left to see him sitting next to me, both of his hands were in his lap.
"Asshole," I chirped.
"Look I'm-"
"Ah, ah, sorry won't do you no good," I tsked and folded my arms across my chest stubbornly.
He sighed and ran his fingers through his silky black hair. I could see his natural hair color starting to grow back at the top of his head.
"Where's Gabe?" I asked, wondering what happened to that asshole. He better have gotten that damn purse back.
"His staying at Rose's apartment," he murmured, still staring at the ground.
I nodded my head like I always did when I felt a awkward silence creeping over. Sorry gay baby.
I wonder if Gabe was born during a awkward silence...?
"Phoebe-..."
"The name's Madame Benson," I interrupted him with my awesome randomness power.
He exhaled... Than inhaled... then exhaled... Then inhale-
Why am I keeping record of his damn breathing, was it that interesting...?
Phoebe's Brain: yeah.
Me: ... Shut up, what do you know?
Brain: everything you know.
Me: ... Whatever.
What the hell...? Now I'm having conversations with my brain, which was basically talking to myself since brains couldn't speak.
Or could they...?
"Madame Benson..." he muttered, "will you please accept my apology for kidnapping you, I'll even devote my life to you if it helps." He smiled at me, waiting for my response.
Hah, he looks like that cat with the creepy grin...
I giggled, "good kitty."
My body started to go numb like it did whenever that Slut nurse always gave me that sleepy medicine.
Sleep... Thats a funny word. Like seedy only you can't on a seed or you'll be like that Pea Princess chick.
I giggled again, chick... Like chick-a-dee... Or chick-fil-a
Either one.
I looked over at Adam, I mean Darryl. His mouth was moving but words weren't coming out of his mouth.
I squinted my eyes and tried to read his lips.
Moby... Story... Glove... Woo?
I cocked a eyebrow. Weird...
Stupid seedy- I mean sleepy, medicine.
"I'm sleepy," I interrupted him from whatever he was saying.
He frowned, "did you hear anything I was saying?"
I shook my head making myself dizzy. "Uh-uh."
He sighed and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Can I feel your hair?" I asked pursing my lips and giggling like a fool.
He rose a eyebrow, "Uh, sure," he mumbled awkwardly.
Adam bowed his head so that it was easier for me to reach, most of his hair fell in his face. I wondered if it tickled.
Eagerly I reached out and intertwined my fingers through his silk, blackened strands of hair. I feel him stiffen beneath my hand. I shrug it off and continue my observation. It was as if his hair was a silk blouse ripped in strands, black and brown strands. gently messaging his scalp to see if it was soft as well.
A sound builds up in his chest and exhaled through his throat. I froze.
Did he... Did he growl?
His dark green eyes snapped open, or they looked like they did since a thick curtain of black hair was covering his eyes.
He cleared his throat and lifted his head up to looked at me. "Sorry," he muttered.
I nodded mutely.
I couldn't talk, if I did I would get that feeling. I could literally see it floating in-between us. That strong, overpowering feeling you got when you wanted, no, craved to kiss someone.
I bit my bottom lip.
Bad lips, don't go trying to kiss psycho kidnappers...
Adam's eyes snapped down to my lips which wasn't helping anything.
Neither did the next thing he did.
He licked his lips.
He licked his lips.
Adam Garden, my kidnapper, licked his kissable lips.
Like a fat kid getting ready to devour a chocolate cake.
Hah, no, like that chubby kid from Matilda.
My heart started to race and my hands clammed up from me fisting them to keep myself in place.
I shouldn't be feeling like this.
I shouldn't be feeling like this.
I didn't want to feel- oh what the hell. The worst that could happen is if a doctor walks in.
... Still wouldn't change my mind.
I leaned forward and crushed my lips against his. And oh God did it feel, like I let a ton of bricks down after jogging with them.
But ten times better.
So it felt good to me.
It felt good to me.
And oh did it feel.
Good.
To.
Me.
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A/n: I know this is a crappy chapter but I only had ten minutes sooooo yea. I promise to make the next chapter extra spectacular.