CountryHumans Incorrect Quotes

By DaughterOfApollo2019

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yeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be... More

America and his family
Russia and his family
RusAme
America and his family pt 2
Ukranada
America, Russia, and their friends
Ukranada vs Rusame
Brazalia & Zealarus
Russia's Birthday!
A Couple Asian Countries
Australia's Birthday
Mexico
The Nordic Countries
The Old Countries
Gerpol
StateHumans
FloriCubaRico
America, Russia, and their friends 2
America and his family 3
Ukranada Pt 2
Countryhuman Vine Skits
Various Other Westen European Countries
America and Friends again
Poland's Birthday
Britain having to deal with his children
Christmas Special
New Years!!!
New Zealand's Birthday!!! (Only its really late)
1k special!!!
British Isles Bros
Britain Kids
USSR Kids
The Balkans
Literally just Florida
Valentine's Day
StateHumans pt 2
Random Countries
Florida again
Central Powers
Florida's Birthday!!
America's Family again
Australia and New Zealand + Friends
Korea Twins
My first request!!!
Incorrect Quotes.... But drawn
Nordic Countries pt 2
America and friends again again
The Axis Powers
Countryhumans as random tumblr posts i found
poll
South America
Mothers day ig
Birthday special
Misc Countries ig
Pride Month!!!
Father's Day or smth
Canada's birthday!!!!!
Fourth of July (needs no introduction)
America
America @ the rest of the world
misc
gerpol
Nordic or smth
its giving Cold War
Oceania
FiNada
Winter War
Miscellaneous
Roman Empire
PRIDE MONTH
North Korea + China
GerAme
RusAme
Canadian Provinces
Continuation War

Poland x Ukraine

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By DaughterOfApollo2019

Okay so here me out— I found this ship recently and it's just so wholesome and seems so accurate to like,,, current events so I figured id show you guys

poland: Hey ukraine, what are your favorite flowers?
ukraine: sunflowers, why?
poland:
ukraine: Were you going to get me flowers?
poland:
ukraine:
poland: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

~~~

Poland: Are you taken?
Ukraine: Yeah, for granted.
Poland: So can I ask you out or no

~~~

Poland: hey smile!! You always look so sad
Ukraine: like this? *smiles angelically*
Poland: *voice crack* yes exactly like that
Ukraine: wait why are you blushing
Poland: *desperately trying to hide face* no reason

~~~

Poland: have you ever liked someone but were too scared to tell them?
Ukraine: of course
Poland:
Ukraine:
Lithuania: JUST KISS ALREADY!!

~~~

Poland: if there is such a thing as true love, i dont think i'll ever find it
Ukraine, smiling like the sun: oh dont worry! Im sure it's out there somewhere, just waiting for you! :) if you want, me and you can go look for it together!! :D
Poland:
Poland: ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ

~~~

Ukraine: i made you a flower crown :D
Belarus: i don't really like flowers
Ukraine: oh, then i'll give it to Poland--
Belarus: no. put it on me

~~~

Ukraine: Some days I'm really feeling down on my luck and then Polscha will just silently hand me a small berry and you know what? It really does make everything better.

~~~

Poland: *sneezes*
Ukraine: Love you
Poland:
Poland: Did you mean bless you?
Ukraine: I said what I said.

~~~

Poland calling Lithuania: please help me omg i don't know what to do
Lithuania: can your gay crisis wait? the beetles aren't done fighting yet
Poland: UKRAINE KISSED ME
Lithuania quickly snatching his beetles: okay nvm the beetles can wait

~~~

Poland: Sorry, Ukraine can't come to the phone right now.
Poland: *peers out into the garden*
Poland: She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower.

~~~

Poland, looking at Ukraine lovingly: do you ever look at the person you're dating and get overwhelmed by how amazingly perfect they are?
Germany, thinking about the time Russia licked a lamppost in the snow just to see what would happen: ....sure

~~~

Lithuania: so when are you gonna ask her out?
Poland, literally holding Ukraine's hand: we've been dating for 5 months

~~~

Ukraine: *standing outside holding a sign that says "prom?"*
Lithuania: OH MY GOD YES!!!!
Ukraine: no! tell Poland!
Lithuania, excitedly: POLAND I'M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND

~~~

Ukraine: you believe me?
Poland: Ukie, you're the last good person on this planet. i'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

~~~

Ukraine: we should go to the park sometime i feel like i'm not getting enough sunlight
Ukraine: or water
Poland: am i dating a houseplant

~~~

Poland: *vibing*
Ukraine: look at him
Ukraine: the love of my life

~~~

Ukraine: babe, would you die for me?
Poland: no
Ukraine: what?
Poland: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'm living just for you. you're my life
Ukraine, in tears: i love you

~~~

Poland: describe yourself in one word
Ukraine: yours
Poland:
Poland: that's so cute, i thought you were going to say "sad" or something like that

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