"In the streets of Authoria City, the boys are all out shopping for presents for their girls to give them on Valentine's Day."
Me: So guys, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. What you guys gettin for your girls?
Deondre: Some chocolates.
Logan: A necklace for Lucy.
V4: A scrapbook of all my best moments for Nodoka.
Brando: A chance to see me flex my body!
Logan: Brando, that's a terrible gift!
Brando: Oh come on, man! You know how obsessed the girls are for me! They'd accept any gift from me!
Boyfriend: Dude, if Minako was smart enough to call you out on your BS, then I don't think she'd tolerate a crappy gift even from her boyfriend.
Deondre: He's right, Brando.
Brando: Whatever. It'll be fine.
Lars: OK, but don't come crying to us when your girls suddenly rage and chase you down.
Logan: Hey, wasn't Timmy gonna join us? After all, he STILL hasn't given up on Trixie.
Deondre: Remember Tootie?
Tootie: Come on Timmy, my love! I just want a million kisses!
Timmy: GET AWAY FROM ME!! AHHHHHH!!
Logan: Oh yeah...
V4: Hey, where's Lincoln?
Chavo: He said he couldn't join because he said he's got a really really really really good gift for Lily!
Me: Really?
"Meanwhile, at the Loud House, Lincoln's putting the finishing touches with his Valentine present for Lily."
Lincoln: And it's finally done! My locket for Lily! She's gonna love it! It's been 2 seasons since we first became a couple. Who would've thought she'd actually accept me...?
"Meanwhile, the ladies are talking about their boyfriends and what they're getting them for Valentine's Day."
Nozomi: Will you guys stop bashing me and Coco's relationship?!
Asuka K.: Well stop trying to poorly defend it!
Nozomi: Oh, you wanna play like that?! FINE! ASUKA AND LILI SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Asuka K.: WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Nozomi: EEP!
*Asuka starts chasing Nozomi*
Zoey: So Bloom, what plans do you and Sky have for Valentine's Day? Besides the romantic dinner of course.
Bloom: Well... I honestly don't know...
Corina: I bet he's already f**ked another girl and dumped you after hugging Deondre and kissing Ash!
*Weiss once again freezes Corina*
Weiss: You just never learn, do you?!
Patty: So Ronnie Anne, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Ronnie Anne: Every moment I'm awake at night, I'm in constant agony... What reason is there to live on this planet anymore? When everything good in my life has been taken away... I am but a soulless corpse doomed to a life of meaningless nihilism. I lay awake at night, just waiting for the day to come. The day for it all to end...
Emily: Woah, what's with the pessimism all if a sudden?!
Ronnie Anne: It's all over... Everything I've worked to accomplish... It's all gone...
Patty: What are you talking about?!
Ronnie Anne: Haven't you heard?! We've been CANCELED!!
Emily and Patty: CANCELED?! When?!
Ronnie Anne: Since yesterday...
Emily: Oh... Sorry to hear that...
Lily: Finally, it's done! I can't wait to give this to Linky!
*Lily holds up a drawing of Lincoln as a handsome prince and her as his bride.*
Miracle Peace: It looks great, Lily!
*Meanwhile, Julie and Reina watch Lily from afar.*
Julie: Awwww, the crybaby has a present for her lemonhead!
Reina: Let me guess, you wanna sabotage it, don't you, Julie?
Julie: Well duh!
Reina: You do know what'll happen if we ruin her gift, right?!
Julie: Oh come on, Reina! Don't tell me you've gotten soft!
Reina: I'm not. But hurting Lily is a NO G-
*Before Reina can finish, she hears Julie RIPPING Lily's drawing*
Julie: Happy Valentine's Day, crybaby!!
Reina: S**t...
Lily: MY PAINTING!! IT'S RUINED!! *bursts into tears*
Miracle Peace: What the hell, Julie?! You REALLY couldn't put your troublemaking on hold for ONE day?!
Julie: It's been too long since my last sabotaging scheme! I thought it'd be great to get back in the game, y'know?
Lily: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE LINKY NOW?!
Julie: That's your problem. See ya! *leaves the scene*
*The sobbing Lily runs off...*
Miracle Peace: Lily, wait! *chases after her*
"Then, Valentine's Day had finally arrived. All the main couples have gotten together to celebrate. Except for Lily..."
Maya: Oh Durand, don't you just love Valentine's Day?
Me: I sure do! Here's my present, Maya.
*I pull out a bracelet that reads, "Durand and Maya, Together Forever"*
Maya: *gasp* It's so beautiful! I love it so much!! Thank you! *jumps onto me and kisses me on the lips*
Xiaoyu: Here's my present for you, Jin!
*Xiaoyu brings Jin a giant panda plush*
Jin: Oh... Thanks Xiao... *blushes*
Asuka K.: So Jin, you got Xiaoyu a gift, RIGHT?
Jin: Of course. Close your eyes, Xiao!
*Xiaoyu closes her eyes*
Jin: You can open them now.
*Xiaoyu opens her eyes, and she sees a beautiful Chinese dress*
Xiaoyu: *gasp* Is that?!
Jin: The Chinese dress you've wanted since high school? Yep!
Xiaoyu: Oh my god!! Thank you so much, Jin!!
*Xiaoyu jumps onto Jin and kisses him full on the lips*
*Lincoln starts searching for his girl*
Lincoln: Lily! Lily? Where is she...? Don't tell me she forgot...
*After 5 minutes of searching, Lincoln finds Lily crying on the sidewalk*
Lincoln: (Lily...) *walks over to his girlfriend* Lily, what's wrong?
Lily: Huh? Lincoln?!
Lincoln: What's wrong? Today's Valentine's Day!
Lily: I'm so sorry, Lincoln... I couldn't get you anything for Valentine Day... I'm a terrible girlfriend!! *louder crying*
Lincoln: Lily, it's OK... *hugs her*
Lily: You're.. not mad?
Lincoln: Lily, being with you on Valentine's Day is the only gift I need!
Lily: Linky... Thank you...
*Lily hugs Lincoln back*
Urara: Hey Lily!
*Urara and Kirara run over to the couple*
Lincoln: Oh, hi ladies! What's up?
Kirara: Well, we have a surprise for you two!
Lily: Really? What it is?
Urara: Close your eyes!
*Lincoln and Lily close their eyes*
Kirara: OK, you can open now!
*Lincoln and Lily open their eyes, and they see Lily's drawing she made for Lincoln*
Lily: Wait, that's!
Urara: Yep! Your drawing you made for Linky on Valentine's Day!
Lincoln: Wait, it was for me, Lily?!
Lily: But... Julie ripped it! How did you guys manage to draw it so perfectly?!
Miracle Peace: That was thanks to me!
Lincoln and Lily: Miracle Peace?!
Miracle Peace: Don't you remember when you created me with your magic paintbrush, Lily? I can restore ruined art!
Lily: Oh... I forgot you could do that.
Lincoln: Wait, JULIE ripped that masterpiece?!
Kirara: Yep. Don't worry, we punished for her.
Lincoln: She really couldn't keep herself together for one day, could she?
Urara: Unfortunately not...
Lily: So Linky, do you like my drawing of us? I spent a lot of time working on it!
Lincoln: I love it! Thank you, Lily! *hugs her*
Urara: So Lincoln, what you get Lily for Valentine's Day?
Kirara: You DID get her something, RIGHT? *looks at Lincoln intently* 👀
Lincoln: O-of course! Hope you like it, Lil!
*Lincoln pulls out his Valentine's gift. A golden locket, that says, "Lincoln and Lily, Eternal Lovers" on the cover, and has a picture of them on the cover.*
Lily: *gasp* Is that for me?!
Lincoln: Yep! Do you like it?
Lily: *tears up* I... I... I LOVE IT!! THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, LINKY!!
*Lily jumps onto Lincoln and starts relentlessly kissing him*
Urara: Awwwwww, how adorable! Well, I should be on my way! Can't keep Wade waiting!
*Brando is running from an angry harem*
Brando: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! DURAND, LOGAN, DEONDRE, ANYONE!!! HEEELLLLLLP!!
Regina: Get back here, Brando!
*Eventually, he spots to the El Chavo crew.*
Brando: *gasp* Chavo and his friends! Maybe they can help! *meets up with them* Guys, you gotta help me! My harem is REALLY mad!
Quico: Of course we'll help, Brando! *smug face*
Brando: Aw, thanks guys! *starts running again*
*Brando's Harem finds the El Chavo squad*
Minami: Hey, have any of you seen our stupid senpai?
Phoebe: Yeah! He's hiding in the studio!
Hinata: Thanks!
*The harem makes their way to the Ask or Dare Studio. Then Chavo and friends start laughing at Brando's soon-to-be doom.*
Brando: Whew! Should be safe here.
*The harem busts into the studio and find their boyfriend*
Rin: Thought you could escape, huh?!
Brando: HOW'D YOU GIRLS FIND ME?!
Nico: Chavo and friends told us!
Brando: Those damn brats...
Harem Girls:
Brando: Ah s**t...
THE END
Happy Valentine's Day from Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars!