Tarwa's Ridiculous Adventures

By TarwaRedwood

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-The Boredom Book of TarwaRedwood- You heard me, a boredom book! A book where I get to be bored! Hooray! BEWA... More

The Boredom Book of Tarwa Redwood
Bored of Being Bored
Happy Mid-years Day!
21 Reasons Why Merry and Pippin Are Hilarious
Strange Names
Apple
What Are They Teaching You?!?
Drawing Éowyn
The Little Prince
Weirdest Moment?
WE HACKED LOL
12:00am
Yum!
HOORAY FOR THE HOLIDAY
Today at Dance
This Book is Weird
WE'RE BACK! (WE HACKED LOL Part 2)
Worst Gollum Impression
Worst Gollum Impression (Part 2)
EEK! TWO GOLLUMS!
Pointe
GO SABRINA BATSHON!!!!
Boromir's New Crazy Scene
Legolas, when do your Elf eyes blink?
They're Taking the Hobbits...
Perfect Strangers Quote
Best Chapter Yet!
How to Train Your Dragon 2
They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard ... Again
Fourth of July
Can You Please Wake Up at Ten • Do You Want to Build a Snowman Parody
A Tale Left Untold + Note
Kik
Exercise
The Song of the Lonely Mountain
A Journey Through Middle-earth
They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard ... YET AGAIN...
Shocked
Totes
Childish Elves
Art
Chocolate and Vegetables
Lindir vs Glorfindel
The Line of Isildur
Glorfindel's Job Interview
Gandalf the White
Happy Birthday Sarah McLeod!
Go Home
LOST GOLDEN RING
The Way is Shut
One Wash to Bleach Them All
iTunes
Down with Denethor!
Lord of the Rings vs Harry Potter
FellowshipoftheBook Discussions
Tolkien Fanfiction Competition by MadiB79
Google Translate Sings • Let it Go
Born of Hope Review
Tickets to The Battle of the Five Armies
Dom the German Interviewer
The Hobbit Diet
Google Translate Sings • Do You Want to Build a Snowman
Sharks
Ian McKellen
Google Translate Sings • I See Fire
Posters
The Desolation of Smaug - Honest Poster
Google Translate Sings • I'll Make a Man Out of You
Google Translate Sings • Misty Mountains
Tarwa's Ridiculous (AND AWESOME) Readers
Google Translate Sings • Edge of Night
Back to School
Cover for Middle_Earth_ (1)
Cover for Middle_Earth_ (2)
I'm Baaaaaack!
Bored. Again. Sigh.
Speak, Friend, and ... What?!
Donuts
Loudness
Cereal
Shopping
I Like it Blue {Some Like it Blue}
The Reason Why I'm Crazy
¿?QUESTION?¿
¡!ANSWER!¡
Cover • -Imperfectxons
Food, Glorious Foooood!
Sleep
33 Mistakes You Didn't Notice in Frozen
MUAHAHA
Random Fact
Elendil's Oath
Leggy Died O_O
Science
Wattpad...?!
Annoyed
Gee THANKS Jackson :(
More Crazy Schoolwork
Freddy
100 Ridiculous Adventures!
Troubles
100 Years Ago...
20 Facts About Me
Guardians of the Galaxy!
Guardians of the Galaxy Review
MAJOR QUESTION!!!
Airplane vs Aeroplane
Cover • Durelen_Elnarsion
Artwork
Pencil Symbols
The Hobbit Quote
Kik Convos
An Unexpected Parody
A Magical Place
I've Got Rhythm ... Or Pippin...
SO EXCITED
Meet Jenna
???
Blonde Dwarves
Samurai and Awesomeness
The Last Goodbye
Cover • Dess_Basilisk (1)
Cover • Dess_Basilisk (2)
Cover • Dess_Basilisk (3)
Tig!
Dreams
Don't Make Legolas Angry!
The Not-So-Fabulous Thranduil
Legolas's Faces
DARE
Um ... What?
Favourite Chapter?
YAASSSS
WOW
Doors
Gandalf the Babysitter
THE TRAILEEEEER!!!!
Writer's Block
Tolkien and South Africa
QuizUp
Elf Emojis
THE CURE FOR BOREDOM
EXTREME FANGIRL MOMENT
<[O_O]>
Lalala
Australia
Uluru
Secret Santa
Draw Something
Whoops...
Here You Go!
Best Quote From Epic
My Current Mood
Q&A
Answers (1)
Answers (2)
Muahahaha
Crying at The Battle of the Five Armies
Tolkien 2015
Outcasts - Cover for Dess_Basilisk
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hi Again
I Am a Terrible Person
The Actual Meaning
Vikings
Wow... O_O
Typing
It's...
GUYS! I'M DYING WITH EXCITEMENT!
Fangirl Emoji
Ballet
Facts I Know About You
2020
Lookalikes
Birthdaaaaaay!
You Look Beautiful
The Update
One Year of Ridiculousness
Can You Relate?
Guys, Help Me!
Okay, This is Just Ridiculous
Happy Star Wars Day...
A Whole Bunch of Ridiculousness
Age of Ultron
Tolkien Quote Nomination
Just a Note
THE HORROR
District 7
Defending Peeta Mellark
We're Good!
Too True!
RUN
I'M A MAGICAL FAIRY
THE DECISION HAS BEEN DECIDED BECAUSE IT IS A DECISION
Rest in Peace Christopher Lee
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Luke, I Am Your Father...
Ships and Canons
Defending Jar Jar Binks
Dad Jokes
Funny Ship Names
Billy Boyd, David Wenham and Groot Cosplays
I See Noisy Neighbours
The Big 200
#Hawkward
Noooo...
Inside Out
Fangirl Keyboard
Iron Man
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
Inspiring Quotes
WHY AM I A TOMATO?!
Shake it Off - Disney Style
Ant-Man
Whoops
Wrath of the Titans
AWWWWW
OTP
Really, QuizUp?
Who's Bill Posters?
Tumblr
Mr. United States
Civil War
Hey Brother
I am Actually a Hobbit, Guys
TAG
Typical Wattpad
Defending Pepper Potts
Tolkien Week 2015
My Internet Died
Phil Coulson Is NOT Dead
Ultron vs Internet
Star Wars Rebels
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN
#PrayForParis
Ask Middle-earth?
CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR
Mockingjay Part 2
Batman and Pirates
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Merry Christmas (Eve)!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Looking Back on 2015
I Did A Thing
Writer Encouragement
SO MANY TAGS

What PMS is Really Like

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By TarwaRedwood

Periods.

That's all I'm going to say.

I bet every boy that was going to read this just shut down their computer and threw it out the window. XD

Okay, but seriously though, WHY?!

Ya know what, I'm not going to rant about it, I'm just going to let Meghan Rienks explain the rest in her YouTube video (in the media section).

This is one of my favourite YouTube videos. It's veeeeeery accurate.

And for any boys who are still reading this, I've got a message for you: don't ever judge a girl, especially when she's on her period. If she's in a bad mood, NEVER say: "Oooh! Is it that time of the month? Are you on your period?". She'll probably rip you apart, limb by limb, making it as gory as possible. In other words, she'll become an orc. XD But seriously, does it HAVE to be my period every time I'm in a bad mood?

What would you do if you were constantly bleeding in the most awkward way possible (especially with the discharge)? As Meghan Rienks puts it in her video: "Do you have to birth babies out of your vagina? Nooooo, sit down, you have no opinion." What would you do if your hormones felt like they were about to have a heart attack?

Well, hormones don't have hearts, but you get the idea. XD

And the cramps! Ohhhh, the cramps. They're definitely not like normal stomach cramps, they're a THOUSAND times worse. It literally feels like the Battle of Helm's Deep in your stomach.

PUBERTY IS A STRESSFUL TIME, PEOPLE.

Sorry about that, that was my period talking.

The worst part about MY period is that I'm a full-time dancer, so I'm dancing in a leotard all day! Let me tell you, periods and light blue leotards do NOT go well together. XD

And last year we had to wear white...

KILL ME NOW.

Wait, no, don't kill me! I want to watch Lord of the Rings!

*watches Lord of the Rings*

Okay, NOW you can kill me.

I apologise for this chapter, I'm just sick of it. I know that all girls can relate to that video I put in the media section! XD

Oh, wait, did I forget mention that this was a girls only chapter?

Whoops, my bad. XD

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