"Previously on Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars. Durand's heart had fallen to depression, and thus made him give up on saving FSW. But his friends were not about to give up on him and encouraged Durand to press on. By explaining to him the story of Don McGriffin, the previous Grand Hero of Authoria, and the horrid actions he had inflicted on the people of Authoria and his ex-girlfriend, Clara. After realizing what punishments await him for ditching the mission, Durand, now regained of his hope, makes the choice to press on and save his friend, and fix the mess his soon-to-be predecessor caused. How will the Yandere take this? Or does she believe she's already won?"
THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!!
"Meanwhile, at the mysterious yandere's secret lair..."
FSW: It's been 5 Hours! SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
???: Sorry honey, but your friends have already given up on you. Now that Patrick's dead, they'll be too depressed to continue on!
FSW: YOU KILLED PATRICK?! WHY?!
???: Well I had to kill SOMEONE to make them depressed! Now then, time for more cookies!
FSW: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"Meanwhile, near the lair..."
Me: Did you guys hear that?!
Maya: That sounds like FSW screaming!
Haruhi: That poor thing must be in a miserable state!
Dark Dream: We're almost there. Soon, he'll be back with us!
*we finally arrive at the lair that FSW's being held captive in*
Lili: We're finally here. The only thing in between us and stopping that twisted slut!
Me: You guys ready? No turning back now.
Haruhi: I was BORN ready! That yandere's SO dead!
SpongeBob: IIIII'M READY!! For Revenge.
Me: That's what I like to hear! Now then, LET'S FINISH THIS!!
*we bust inside the lair and begin our rescue*
???: HUH?! WHO'S THERE!?
FSW: It's Durand and his friends! Looks like killing Patrick wasn't enough to bring them down!
???: He must not value his friends if he chooses to go against me. No matter, I'll kill them all anyways. ATTACK, MY SLAVES!!
FSW: Don't count on it. (You can do it, Durand!)
*as we make our way to FSW's chamber, we're interrupted by a herd of brainwashed boys*
Asuka K.: Who the hell are these guys?!
Brainwashed Boys: All Hail Lady Anna!
Kyon: Wait... Why do those boys look familiar?!
Mikuru: Wait! Those uniforms!
Haruhi: Those are boys from our school!
Maya: They are?!
Kyon: This "Lady Anna" must've brainwashed them.
Me: An Anna you say? (Wait, the one who kidnapped FSW was a Yandere, and these boys were brainwashed by a "Lady Anna"... Oh no... It's her, isn't it...)
Itsuki♂️: Well how do we unbrainwash them?
Haruhi: Asuka, use the secret weapon!
Asuka K.: Secret weapon?! What secret weapon?!
Kyon: She means make them fall in love with you.
Asuka K.: Make them fall in love with me?! HOW?!
Haruhi: Simple! Flex them breasts, girlfriend!
Asuka K.: HELL NO!! Haruhi, you know damn well how much I hate guys who stare at my boobs! Why would I EVER think of flaunting them?!
Haruhi: Please, just do it! I don't want to hurt them! PLEEEAAASSSEEE?
Rachel: *mumbles* Since when did YOU care about your ordinary classmates?
Asuka K.: *sigh* Fine. But you better pay me extra for this! First, all of you close your eyes!
V4: Why?!
Deondre: Obviously because she thinks we're gonna stare!
V4: What?! I'm not gonn-
Asuka K.: Don't care! I'm not doing it until you close your eyes.
V4: *groan* Fine! *begrudgingly closes his eyes*
Haruhi: Alright Asuka, you may start now.
Asuka K.: *mumbles* The things I do for these guys. This is gonna be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done...
*Before Asuka proceeds, she looks back to make sure everyone isn't looking at her, and they are. And then, she takes a deep breath, removes her shirt, and shows off her sexy body to the boys*
*the brainwashed boys then faint from Asuka's beauty. Then Asuka wastes no time to put her shirt back on*
Asuka K.: Coast is clear!
*We all open our eyes*
Haruhi: Thanks Asuka! Means a lot!
Asuka K.: I'll never live this down...
Rachel: Well this is a surprise.
Brando: Yeah! Asuka's even sexier than we thought!
Asuka K.: WHAT? WHAT?! YOU WERE STARING, EVEN WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO?!
Brando: Yep. Don't tell me you actually thought I'd miss an opportunity like that?
Asuka K.: *angry growling*
Me: Save the beatdown after we save FSW, Asuka.
Asuka K.: Fine...
Minako: Not gonna lie, that was immature of you, Brando.
Haruhi: See? Even Minako hated that!
Brando: Minako! I thought you loved me!
Minako: That doesn't mean I love EVERYTHING about you!
Brando: Aww...
Me: Anyways, I'll send the boys back to their homes. *I use my powers to send the boys back to the Haruhi Suzumiya world*
Haruhi: Thanks Durand. Hope they get home safely...
Sakura: (Looks like FSW's capture has made Haruhi a lot more sweeter.)
Me: No prob. Anyways, it's time. No turning back now.
Haruhi: I'm ready. Let's go.
*We all make our way to the chamber where FSW is...*
Haruhi: There it is. The only thing standing in the way of getting FSW back...
Deondre: Well. Let's do this.
*We bust down the chamber door, and then... We see her. Turned away from us, and in front of our dear friend.*
Haruhi: FSW!!
FSW: Haruhi!! I knew you'd come for me!
???: So. You came...
Haruhi: So... I've got YOU to blame for this!
Me: Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimometa. I should've known it was you who set all this up.
Anna: Hmph. You should've never have come. Now... *turns around* You'll all PERISH. FSW is mine and mine alone.
SpongeBob: YOU KILLED PATRICK!!
Anna: And I enjoyed every moment of seeing him in pain!
SpongeBob: YOU MONSTER!!
Haruhi: So... How do you wish to die?Stab you in the chest, break your neck, delete you from existence, take your pick.
Anna: Me? Die? *crazy laughter* That's a good one! The only one dying here is YOU and your stupid friends!
Lili: Like hell we will!
Anna: Wait. I know EXACTLY who you are.
Haruhi: You do?
Anna: Yes. You're Haruhi Suzumiya. Leader of the SOS Brigade, the slut who made Lincoln sexually harass girls, and FSW's WHORE of a girlfriend!
Haruhi: I'm gonna enjoy seeing you suffer. Let's get her, guys.
Anna: Heh! Who said your friends could help you? If you want to fight me. You have to do it, ALONE. You and me, 1-on-1, winner gets FSW. TO THE DEATH.
Haruhi: A 1-on-1 death duel for FSW's heart? I like the sound of that!
Anna: Hmph. I knew you'd agree. Now then...
*Anna presses a button that locks FSW up and forms a barrier that separates us from the girls*
FSW: Haruhi...
Haruhi: Don't worry, FSW. I promise I'll put an end to this.
Me: Good luck, Haruhi. We're counting on you.
Anna: Now that there are no interruptions... *pulls out a knife* TIME TO DIE!!
THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS
*Anna lunges forward at Haruhi, but she misses, and Haruhi retaliates with a kick in the face, then uses her powers to grab Anna and chuck her at the wall*
Anna: ARGH!!
*As Anna gets back up, Haruhi kicks her again*
Haruhi: Who said you could get up?!
*Haruhi throws Anna again*
Anna: GRAHHHHHHHH!! I WILL KILL YOU!
*Anna drops the knife as she surrounds herself in an intense red aura*
Haruhi: Hmph.
*Anna teleports behind Haruhi and unleashes a powerful blast on her, sending Haruhi flying*
Haruhi: AAHHHH!!
Kyon: Haruhi!!
*Haruhi tries to get up, but Anna steps on her*
Anna: Feel the pain!!
Haruhi: Why you!
*Anna uses her powers to trap Haruhi in vines, and ELECTROCUTES her!*
Haruhi: AAAAHHHHH!!
FSW: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Anna releases the vines and Haruhi falls to the ground*
Haruhi: Ugh...
Anna: Hurts, doesn't it?!
Haruhi: I... won't let you have him!
*Anna kicks Haruhi in the chest*
Haruhi: GAAAAAAHHHH!!
Kyon: HARUHIIII!!!
FSW: NO!! PLEASE NO!!
Haruhi: No... Not like this...
*Anna kicks Haruhi in the chest again*
Haruhi: AGGHHHHH!!
Mikuru: STOP IT!!
FSW: Haruhi, get up!! PLEASE!!
*Anna picks up Haruhi by the head*
Anna: How pathetic. A peasant like you doesn't deserve to have FSW, OR live!
Me: Haruhi! Fight back! FSW's counting on you.
Haruhi: *tears up* Durand... Kyon... Mikuru... Yuki... Itsuki... FSW... Everyone... I'm... really really sorry... For not being strong enough...
*We all try to break through the barrier, but to no avail...*
Anna: What a shame. If only you'd back off, then you wouldn't have been about to die.
FSW: Anna! Please don't kill her!!
Anna: Sorry FSW, but as long as she lives. We can't be together. Buutttt... *looks at the SOS Brigade*
Mikuru: Oh no...
*Anna teleports the SOS Brigade into the barrier and ties them up*
Haruhi: NO!! NOT THEM!!
Anna: Where's the fun in killing you without making you suffer?
Haruhi: *sobbing* PLEASE LET THEM GO!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!! THEY'RE MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE THEM ALL WITH ALL MY HEART!!
Anna: Is that so? Then I'll have LOTS of fun killing them!!
*Anna summons a bunch of magical swords, ready to impale them
Kyon: SOMEONE HELP US!!!
Anna: Say goodbye to your precious friends!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Haruhi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*Before Anna can stab the SOS Brigade, someone attacks her, making her drop the Brigade*
Haruhi: Huh?!
Kyon: Haruhi!
*Kyon picks Haruhi up and hugs her*
Kyon: Thank goodness!
Haruhi: Kyon... *hugs him back*
Anna: Who dares attack me?!
???: That would be ME.
*Anna turns around, and it's revealed that the person who attacked her was none other than Haruhi's arch-rival, Ryoko Asakura?!*
Everyone: RYOKO?!
Anna: Ryoko?! You're helping them?!
Ryoko: That's right! You're not laying another finger on them!
Anna: But why are you helping them?! You're their sworn enemy!
Ryoko: Don't care! Friend or foe, we're saving them from you!
Haruhi: Ryoko...
Anna: Wait, who's WE?!
Ryoko: *whistles*
Patrick: I'M BAACCKKK!!
Everyone Except Anna: PATRICK!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Anna: WHAT?! I killed you with my own 2 hands. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
Ryoko: You fool. Don't you know that starfishes can regenerate?!
Anna: WHAT?!
Patrick: Yeah! Like this!
*Patrick rips off his hand, and another Patrick comes to life*
Patrick Clone: Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee.
Anna: YOU. F**KING TUBBY!!
Haruhi: OOOOOOHH!! You've f**ked up NOW!
Patricks: *growling* NOBODY. CALLS US. TUBBYYYYYYY!!
*The Patricks both turn into their ripped forms*
Anna: OH...
Ryoko and the Patricks:
Anna: Urgh!
Ryoko: Ready to give up?
Anna: NO!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIIIIIEEEEE-
*From behind, Haruhi shoots a giant energy bomb at Anna, sending her flying*
Anna: GAAAAHHH!! HOW?!
Haruhi: While Ryoko and Patrick were roughing you up, I was finally given the chance to heal myself. Now I'm ready to fight again!
Anna: GRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
*Anna and Haruhi start fighting each other, but soon Haruhi gets the upper hand and kicks Anna down.*
Anna: Ugh....
Haruhi: It's over for you.
*Haruhi uses her powers to sap out the dark power out of Anna*
Anna: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU TAKE?!
Haruhi: EVERYTHING. Now, to banish you to the Shadow Realm!
Anna: NO.
*Haruhi makes the barrier disappear and releases FSW*
FSW: FREEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!!
Anna: NOOOOO!!
Haruhi: Hugh. Care to do the honors?
Hugh: With pleasure, Haruhi!
*Haruhi and Hugh combine their powers and create a portal, leading to the Shadow Realm, which starts sucking Anna in*
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*Anna tries to resist and runs from the portal, but barely hangs on*
Haruhi: FSW, care to finish her off?
FSW: You bet!
*FSW walks over to Anna*
Anna: FSW!! HELP ME!!
FSW: Anna Nishikinomiya. I have one thing to say.
Anna: And what's that?
FSW:
*FSW kicks Anna, making her lose her grip and starts flying to the portal*
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Haruhi: We did it!! We won!!
SpongeBob:
Lili and Asuka K.:
*Haruhi and SpongeBob run over to FSW and Patrick, and give them hugs*
SpongeBob: PATRICK!! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!
*Haruhi automatically proceeds to kiss FSW right on the lips*
Emily: Another happy ending!
Me: Let's go home now.
*we all leave the lair, and return to the streets of Authoria City*
Me: Well everyone, that's another job well done.
Authoria Mayor: Durand!
*the mayor runs over to us*
Me: The Mayor?!
Authoria Mayor: There you are!
Me: Oh, need something from me?
Authoria Mayor: I was told by your friends all of your heroic deeds! And so, I have something special for you all. Follow me.
*we all follow the mayor to the Authoria City Hall, and we stand on a special podium, with a huge crowd*
Me: Woah! What's with the crow-. Wait, you don't mean...
Authoria Mayor: That's right. Durand Lewis. Ask or Dare Heroes. As the mayor of Authoria, I hereby declare you, the newest Grand Hero and Elite Heroes of Authoria!
Deondre: YES!! WE'RE ELITE HEROES!!
Me: ME?! The new Grand Hero?!
Authoria Mayor: That's right. You've shown Authoria that you truly are a Hero among heroes. You can overcome ANY challenge a foe throws at you and your friends! Kidnappers, World Domination, even making Twisted Corporations bow to you! Even other realms aren't beyond your grasp!
Me: But am I really ready? I'm not even from Authoria!
Authoria Mayor: Whether you're from Authoria or a native doesn't have any effect on your status. And besides, I can't of a better person to bestow this legendary title!
Me: *sigh* Very well. If you believe that I'm truly a worthy successor, than I shall carry on the legacy my predecessors left behind! With dignity! Well, except Don.
Maya: We're so proud of you, Durand!
Me: Thank you for this, Mayor. I promise you won't regret it.
Authoria Mayor: Hey, don't worry about that! I already know I made the right choice.
"Back at the Ask or Dare Studio..."
Me: Everyone, starting today, a new era of Authoria begins! One that is TRULY devoted to maintaining the peace and friendship of Authoria! We will erase the dark era Don had unleashed upon this fair state, and strive for a better future! FOR THE PEOPLE!!
Everyone: YEAH!!
Haruhi: Ryoko, I can't believe I'm saying this, but-
Ryoko: Stop. I know what you're gonna say. Don't. We're still enemies. But just know this, I won't let any other enemy kill you OR your friends that ISN'T me.
Clara: That's... actually kinda endearing, Ryoko!
Ryoko: Oh shut up. It's not endearing.
Me: Sure it isn't...
Lili: Well then, I think it's time we head back to our realm, right Asuka?
Asuka K.: Yeah yeah. After I DO THIS!!
*Asuka punches Brando in the balls*
Brando:
Asuka K.: That's for being a perv!
Brando: Owwwww....
Deondre: Nice one, Asuka!
Asuka K.: Also... Haruhi, I believe you owe me something.
Haruhi: Of course! Here you go! *flips a quarter to Asuka*
Asuka K.: What? You really think I'll be satisfied with one measly quarter?
Haruhi: Hey, that's all your getting from me. Take it or leave it.
Asuka K.: *growling* If you weren't a goddess, I'd beat you senseless right now...
Haruhi: Even if I wasn't, I'd still beat you. Now then, why don't you and Lili go back to your realm and make out?
Asuka K.: I already told you that we don't do that!
Lili: Oh, that reminds me! Before we go, Asuka, I have a surprise for you!
Asuka K.: A surprise? For me?!
Lili: Yes! Close your eyes!
Asuka K.: *sigh* Fine. This better not be some dumb prank.
*Lili gives Asuka a big hug*
Asuka K.: Huh?! You're HUGGING me?!
Lili: Asuka, consider this as an apology for the times I got under your skin!
Asuka K.: An apology? Wow. Lili, I don't know what to say...
Lili: What do you say? Friends?
Asuka K.: Well, if you really do mean it. Then sure. Friends! *hugs Lili back*
Lincoln: Awwwwww! You girls are besties now!
Lili: *whispers* Asuka, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Asuka K.: *whispers* You bet!
Lili: Oh, that's right! We have a little something for you too, Linky!
Lincoln: Really? What is it?
Asuka K.: Close your eyes!
Lincoln: Oh OK...
*Asuka and Lili both go up Lincoln and kiss him on the forehead and cheek*
Lincoln: Hehe... So beautiful... *faints*
Lili: *rich girl laugh* Even after all this time he's still so adorable!
Me: Somehow I knew you'd bring back that.
Kelsey: You girls are real lucky Lily already went home. She's REALLY sensitive about other girls kissing Lincoln.
Lili: Well then, I think it's time we head back to our realm, right Asuka?
Asuka: You said it, girl!
Me: See you ladies later! Thanks for helping us!
Asuka K.: No problem! See you guys!
Lili: Adieu!
*Asuka and Lili put their arms around each other's shoulders and happily leave the studio*
Maya: Who knew those 2 would actually become friends?
Me: I saw it coming. Anyways, before we celebrate, there's one thing I need to do first!
*I kiss both Maya and Clara*
Maya and Clara: *lovestruck sigh and faint*
Deondre: Oh yeah!
*Deondre and V4 both kiss their girls and they faint as well*
FSW: I'm truly blessed to have you, Haruhi.
Haruhi: Feelings mutual, FSW. I love you!
*FSW and Haruhi kiss each other*
"Meanwhile, back in the Tekken realm..."
Asuka K.: Y'know Lili, I think we really can be the best of friends! What do you want to do first?
Lili: This! *kisses Asuka on the cheek*
Asuka K.: HUH?! *blushes, growls a little and sighs* You know what? Just this once, I'll let that slide.
*in the distance, Asuka and Lili see 2 gangs about to fight*
Asuka K.: Aw great! Another gang fight! I can't leave my realm for an hour without another fight breaking out!
Lili: What's say we take em down together?
Asuka K.: Lili... You took the words right out of my mouth! Let's do it!
*Asuka and Lili fist bump each other and make their way to the gang fighting*
"Anna Nishikinomiya has been banished to the Shadow Realm, FSW is back in Haruhi's hand, Patrick is back, and Authoria is once again at peace. As the new Grand Hero of Authoria, Durand now strives to live up to his new title, and to fix the mess made by his predecessor, Don McGriffin. With hope in their hearts, the adventures of the Ask or Dare Heroes continues!"
THE END
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