Remus took a walk with Sirius as padfoot when he was feeling better, Sirius went to make sure no one hurts Remus
But a woman came up to him and tried hitting on him, but Remus was oblivious to it
"So who's this cutie?" The woman asks and Remus looks at Sirius
"His names snuffles." Remus says and Sirius barks at him as the woman pets Sirius
Sirius nuzzled into her breasts and Remus rolled his eyes at his friend
"Oh wow he's friendly." The woman says and Remus nods
"A little too friendly huh snuffles." Remus says and the woman laughs
"And how friendly is his owner?" The woman asks and Remus looked confused
"Well I'm not mean? If that's what your asking." Remus says really confused and she chuckles
"Well your certainly cute." She says and Remus nods
"I guess?" Remus says really confused why she kept licking her lips at him, Remus started smelling a really terrible smell it smelled like rotten eggs and he wanted to throw up, was that her breath? Oh Merlin does she brush her teeth?
He just kept talking to the woman when she asks for where he lives so she can owl him
And that's when Remus realized everything, she's flirting with him.
"Um I don't think I can give my address out, that's not safe you know." Remus says and the lady pouts
"Aww but how else are we supposed to get closer Huh?" She says and Remus was trying to think of ways to get out of this
"Well I'd have to ask my wife how she feels about giving strangers our address you know." Remus says and the smile immediately disappeared on her face
"Your what?" She says scanning Remus's fingers and seeing a wedding ring clear as day
"Oh yeah here's the photos I carry of her, isn't she beautiful?" Remus says as he starts showing photo after photo of his gorgeous wife to this random woman
Until she made up an excuse to get out of there
Remus laughs once she left 'Well there's away to get woman away from you, obsess over your wife until they leave you alone.'
(So I've opened my Etsy shop and I'll be busy with that so updates for this book will be slow. Sorry about that)