This chapter is dedicated to @avidreader510 for their amazing comments on the chapters so far omg some of them legit made me laugh—
:D pls continue being awesome!!
Kazakhstan: Guys watch me eat a bug!
Russia: So are you gonna, like, stop him?
Belarus: No :)
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Belarus: Words can't explain how I feel in this time in this very moment
Ukraine: Really? How do you feel?
Belarus: I just said words can't explain it dumbass
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Belarus: Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.
Ukraine: "You are not shit" is a reassurance.
Belarus: "You are not the shit" is an insult.
Kazakhstan: "You are the shit" is a compliment.
Russia: Guys, it's 3am.
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Ukraine: How are you?
Russia:
Russia: How about you?
Ukraine: What
Ukraine: You didn't even answer my question
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Belarus: I wish I was a cat, but not in a cute and furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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Ukraine: Uh, why did you two come dressed as each other for Halloween?
Kazakhstan, dressed as Russia: I wanted to be like my brother!
Russia, dressed as Kazakhstan: Belarus said I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Kazakhstan: there are 3 types of friends when you fall down the stairs.
Ukraine: I hope you're ok!
Russia: Stop falling down the stairs.
Belarus: lol how'd the ground taste.
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Kazakhstan: I just got a package from Russia
Belarus: oh? What is it?
Kazakhstan: I dunno, it seems heavy
Kazakhstan: it's probably his disappointment in me
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Russia: Guess what Ukie
Ukraine: What
Russia: You have to guess
Ukraine: you saw a bear?
Russia: Belarus is in the hospital lol
Ukraine: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT
Russia: She says hi
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Belarus: So, I've been thinking--
Russia: Congratulations.
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Russia, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Belarus, soaking wet and covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick
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Belarus, holding a Barbie: Ken, I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career
Kazakhstan: Nonsense Barbie! You're staying home and taking care of my kids.
Russia: What are you two doing?
Belarus: We're playing systematic opression!
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*at the art museum*
Belarus: can we take a picture?
Ukraine, taking out her phone: yeah, sure
Belarus, grabbing the painting from the wall: QUICK LETS GO BEFORE THE CATCH US
Ukraine: what are you even- NO
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Ukraine, tired: it costs nothing to keep the sarcastic comments to yourself
Belarus: it also costs nothing to say them out loud so I'm good