(( this is a 'how the scps and (some of) the scientists would start a conversation with you' chapter, so have fun reading this. Also- as always, I got inspiration from ThePuppeteer101. Please go check them out! ))
~049~
-049 will always have some tea prepared for you.
-in some cases, 999 will go along with you to 049's cell.
-idk what to say about this one that much, it's just about the tea.
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~035~
-oh no, here comes drama boy.
-he's gonna be really dramatic when you first see him. But don't worry, it's normal.
-after awhile, he will calm down and have the usual, 'calm' chat.
-when I say calm, I mean as in he's gonna become sad dramatic boy again.
-...
-repeat.
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~106 (feat: 173)~
-*in junk voice* it'sS RITUALL TIMEEEEE!~
-rituals all day, every day.
-do you wanna join them?
-Y̵̡͍̟̝͕̜̓̓͑̃͜ơ̷̛̪̠̄̄̅̋̂̾̈͆́͜ṷ̸͈̗̪̖̘͚͕̩̫̘̊̈́͗̀̂̿̊̓͛̎̕ ̵̜̹̜̗̔̋̌̍͋́̓̃͠b̵̢̞̤̥͚͍̅͂̓̍͝e̵̖̗̩̞̤̲̭͐́̋̒̌̌t̶̫̓͐͝t̵̬̏̔͂ę̸̺̞͙͓̘̐̒̄̈̍̃̚ŗ̷͚̟̬̖͔́͑͂̒̀̈́͂́͠͝ͅ ̷̩͈̮̬̣̭̬͇͓̍̈́͒̄͘̕j̶͉̽̾͋̃̇͛̀̕o̷̧̼͚̙͚̖͕̘̍̈́̓̀̆̇̈́̇͜i̸̘̖̝̳̯̋͗̎͊̇́̔ͅn̸̛̯͎̓͌͋̓̌̀̄͝͝ ̸̮̠̃t̷̢̫͔͎̰͇̮̫̎̓̑̐̍͆́͜ͅh̶̝͈́ͅȅ̶͕̝͖̦̻̩̖̍͆́̔̚m̴̭̫̭̝͂.̶͔͓̱̺͕̗̂̚
-they're just having fun.
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~173~
-someone, play the ascending part of 'Guns'
-he be ascending.
-all hail peanut!
-173 supremacy! 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
- a s c e n d .
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~682~
-less talk, more glare.
-do I need to say anything else?
-maybe I can mention the fact that- wait what do i need to mention?
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~the gate guardian~
-believe it or not, he's kinda like a chill brother or BFF.
-does the usual greeting, talks to you for awhile, etc. Etc.
-he knows you come to him so dr. Bright can temporarily stop bugging you.
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~the scarlet king~
-He isn't a fan of talking to anyone that much.
-don't bug him too much, or he will be annoyed.
-he doesn't like talking to others when he's annoyed.
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~096~
-yes, hugs.
-all the damn hugs.
-don't you dare refuse to give 096 hugs, unless you want to make him cry even more.
-since 096 can't really talk in my AU, but can understand sign language since a certain Y/N taught 096 to understand sign language, you just communicate via sign language.
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~999~
(Note: 999 is in his room, 053 just decided to hang out with 999.)
- c h a o s , c h a o s !
-but really though, 053 be causing chaos.
-BUT WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW-
-someone needs to save da bean.
-999 PROTECTION TEAM, ASSEMBLE! (But don't harm 053, you gonna die if you do)
-seriously, 999 has seen things, and it's 053's fault.
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~053~
(This is 053's room, 053 dragged 999 to her room)
-a t t a c k .
-well- not literally... wait who gave her a chainsaw?
-r u n .
-or give 053 some (platonic) loves, one or the other.
-or suffer.
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~Dr. Wood~
(That is Dr. Wood's room, don't ask why it's so dark.)
-Dr. Wood: oh, do you need anything y/n?
-Y/N: Dr. Wood, why is it so dark?
-Dr. Wood: because, someone forgot to change the lightbulb, and that person was me.
-Y/N: then why not change it?
-Dr. Wood: because I like it this way.
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~Jake and John~
-they're training most of the time, so you don't talk to them that much.
-. . . It gets annoying.
-VERY annoying.
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~Dr. Watch~
-apparently everytime you meet up with watch, hes always starting an interview or he is already doing it.
-he see's it as a curse.
-someone, comfort him.
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~the end~
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