Handros phone rings andnyou answer it
You: hello?
Girl: im calling for geesy who's this.
You: im his wife who's this.
Girl: uh- im via he said call him today.
You: for what.
Via: none of your business.
You: thats my husband so it is my business.
Via: so we can ,eat up for work.
You: for what.
Via: to go over some merch designs and we were gonnango out and get food.
You: you can talk to him now.
You hand him his phone glaring at him and he hangs up looking at you.
Geesy: baby.
You: its a girlllllll handro I don't like girls.
Geesy: mamas I know you don't. I didn't pick her the label set me up with her designs and shit okay. I love you.
You: I love you too.
Geesy: you wanna come with me.
You: really
Geesy: yea baby. You needa get outta the house more. You've kinda jus been hiding here
Sapo: we'll watch sinnie.
You: okay.
You run upstairs and get dressed and you stand in front of the mirror
Geesy: baby hurry u- God you're hot.
You: thank you my love. Do I look pregnant from the front or the side.
Geesy: nah baby. You look good. Let's go.
You go outside and get in the car with him and he holds your hand
You: what.
Geesy: I cant hold your hand?
You: you can papa. I just thought you wanted something
Geesy: just you.
You play on his phone while he drives and he gets a text
You: g-gina?
Geesy: don't read that,
He takes his phone from you and you snatch it back
You: no stop it lemme see.
Geesy: no. Youre gonna ruin it. Stop
You: what is itttt. I dont like when you hide stuff from me handroooo. Do you like her.
Geesy: no. It doesn't matter who she is you don't need to read it.
You: handro. Can I read ittttt.
Geesy: no. Because I'm yours. Nobody else's so you don't need to worry about it
You: but there's a ring next to her naaaaame. I don't like it.
Geesy: ring are made by who.
You: jewelers.
Geesy: Gina is my jeweler princess. I'm tryna yet a new chain. Okay?
You: okay. I'm sorry
Geesy: its okay mama. But you gotta stop being so insecure about whether you really have me or not, ion want nobody else. You know that right.
You: mhm.
Geesy: good. I ain never gon switch up on you baby. I promise. You got me forever
You: yay. Foreverrrrrrr.
Geesy: come on mama.
You get out the car following him and he grabs your hand
Geesy: you gotta walk with me princess, this is our shit. Not jus mine.
You: yay! I wanna pick the colors.
Geesy: you can. Look baby this is via
Via: hey geesy. Who's she,
Geesy: my wife. You know, you was talkin reckless wit her earlier.
Via: I dont see a ring.
Geesy: cuz we not married. Yet. Not even engaged.
You: speaking of that. Can we go to Tiffany's. Pleeeeease.
Geesy: noooo I wanna find someone make you a custom.
You: I know papas. I jus wanna look, I don't even know my ring size.
Geesy: 5 and a half.
You: how do you know.
Geesy: uhhh last time I went to the store I guessed it was the size of my pinky and that's a 5 and a half and then I measured it with the lil rubber ring they gave me. And I was right.
You: creep.
Geesy: creep that you wanna marry,
Via: CAN YOU PICK THE FUCKING COLORWAYS.
Geesy: baby.
You: yooooureeeeee fired!
Geesy: youre so cute.
Via: what?!
Geesy: I dont know who you think you workin for but don't yell at me lul hoe.
Via: oh my goddd I'm sorry. I got other stuff to do can you please pick the colorways so I can go
You: youre rehired. Sure.
Geesy: which one you like princess
You: welllll I like the blue but you already have a lot of blue shirts and stuff so I like the pinks and the greens and the orange and gray stuff.
Geesy: pink, green, orange, and gray?
You: yea. So pretty.
Geesy: you heard her.
Via:pink, green, orange, gray. Cool.
She leaves and you get back in the car and go to Tiffany's
You: aaaaahhhhh handro look look at themmmmm so shinyyyyy
and pretty handro look at this one!
Geesy: I know princess. They're all soooo pretty baby. But I wanna get you something better.
You: but handro I like this one.
Geesy: how about I buy you this one now. Just as a random present and the actual ring will be soooo much cooler.
You: really?!
Geesy: yea baby.
He buys the ring and you put it on smiling
You: its so pretty babyyyy I love it. Thanks lovey.
Geesy: always my love.
You: im sorry it was so much money.
Geesy:baby it was only 500.
You: thats a lot handro.
Geesy: love, if we're living the typa life where I can carry 10k like it's nothing then 500 dollars ain shit, it wasn't that much princess. Don't worry bout it.
You: okay.
You sit there playingnwith the ring the whole ride home and you go inside
Ale: bro you fuckin propose to her?
Spooky: when the fuck did you ask us bitch fuck is wrong with you
You: STOP IT. It's not a fucking engagement ring
Geesy: exactly so back up off me.
Spooky: then what the fuck is it.
You: I just liked it so he was like "Okay whatever here"
Geesy: I just bought it cuz she said she liked it. Just a random gift, calm your tits.
You: exactlyyyyyy
You go upstairs taking your shoes off and putting them away and you sit on the floor with sinsin watching TV for a while
Geesy: sinna.
Sincere: hm dada.
Geesy: look papa. I got fruit for you.
Sincere: YAY
He runs over to geesy grabbing the bowl and he sits there eating until....