Mateo pacing around while Santino talks to him and you go in and close the door.

You: ale loves you

Mateo: yea. When im talking about fuckin bitches and getting money

Santino: who gives a fuck. He knows im bi. He don't bug me about it.

Mateo: YOURE NOT HIS FUCKING BROTHER. YOU DONT LIVE OR WORK WITH HIM HE LITERALLY CANT BUG YOU.

Santino: calm down. And we'll go say it together.

He grabs mateos hand dragging him to living room and he screams

Mateo: NOOOO FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING BAG OF ASS STOPPPP YOURE HURTING MY WRISTS HOLY FUCK.

Santino stops and stands him up and he picks him up over his shoulder and stands in front of ale putting Mateo down and he holds his hand

Mateo: no.

Santin: ale. This is your ow bseual litl brothe. Hes my boyfriend and im his boyfriend. Dont be a dick about it

Ale: okay and. Ooooouuuuu you kissed a boy ima kick you out and shove the Bible down your throat

Mateo: oh. You really don't care.

Ale: youre bitchin for nothing. I know vals bicurious

You: AM NOT FUCKTARD

Ale: THEN STOP STARING AT TITTIES ALL THE TIME.

you: I CANT FUCKING HELP IT I WANNA LOOK

Ale: BICURIOUS

You: INTERESTED IN ANATOMY.

Mateo: can we go back to the topic of me coming out.

Ale: mhm. Im proud. Yall mad cute together. And you will not be piping each other in this house

Mateo: thats never gonna happen I'm too scared.

Santino: so ima just be suckin you off for all eternity

Mateo: mhm.

Sqntino: youre cute.

Ale: ehhhhhhh he kinda ugly

Santino: leave my bebe alone

He picks Mateo up holding him ad Mateo smiles lookingnat ale

Ale: seeee yall cute and shit

Mateo: thanks. We're gonna cuddle and watch movies

Ale: SEE. CUTE, GO,

Santino: bebeeee I thought we were going on a date tonight

Mateo: I dont wanna do public shit yet. Thats hard.

Santino: fine

Santino carries Mateo back to his room and they close the door and you sit in front of ale

Ale: sooooo.

You: yea. They're cute. You good.

Ale: not really. Its not them being together thats the problem.

You: you feel like you just got rocked in your shit.

Ale: exactly. Like I've heard him talking to himself about how his friend be lookin a little too good. But like I do that shit sometimes so I ignored it. And then BAM I have a boyfriend.

You: yea. It was really really fast. It was hard for me tho. I got forced into the couples therapist role and the how to date a boy guide.

Ale: damn

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