Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 183rd Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars!
*FSW appears*
FSW: Hey guys!
Haruhi: Yay! You're back! *kisses FSW on the cheek*
Me: You better NOT have any awful questions and dares. Remember last time?
FSW: Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyways, for my first question, Regina and Patrick, The Patrick Star is finally here. Thoughts?
Squidward: Worst show ever! Whose idea was it to give that moron his own show?!
Regina: I couldn't agree more, Squidward!
Zarya: It was Nick of course. After all, it seems like no one gives a CRAP about respecting Stephen Hillenburg's legacy! First the NFL trolls us with Travis Scott and now we got 2 HORRIBLE SpongeBob spinoffs! It's like 2019 and 2020 are the "Years of S**tting on Stephen Hillenburg" or something!
Me: Well, Stephen Hillenburg never specifically said he DIDN'T want any spinoffs, and he even KNEW about Kamp Koral's development, which automatically discriminates that fact.
Music: Well even if he did, even YOU have to admit that still doesn't change the fact that the spinoffs suck, Durand!
Me: Of course. I'm just clarifying that they weren't absolutely out of the picture.
Arkayna: Yeah, but they still suck. If The Cleveland Show, Planet Sheen, and The Patrick Star Show taught us anything, it's that giving side characters their own spinoffs is always a bad idea. They're the side characters for a reason!
Ronnie Anne: Ahem.
Arkayna: Ok, ALMOST always a bad idea.
G: And besides, it still feels pretty suspicious that they announced and aired them after he died without his approval.
Me: Yeah, that's a good point.
FSW: Well then, for my next question, does anyone know a therapist or doctor who can help Esdeath?
Esdeath: Why would I EVER need a therapist, FSW?
Haruhi: So you can stop acting like a pathetic little pissbaby whenever we bring up Tatsumi!
Kelsey: Goddammit, Haruhi!
Regina: Here we go again...
*Esdeath bursts into tears again...*
Esdeath: TATSUMIIIII!! WHY COULDN'T I SAVE YOU?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
Maya: *sigh*
FSW: I'll take that as a no. Anyways, for my next question, Darkness, since you actually have standards, are there any other characters in the show that you refuse to lend your masochism to?
Darkness: All the antagonists. Nuff said.
FSW: Well, that was easy. Anyways, for my next question, Durand, why won't you add anime like Dragon Ball, Naruto and One Piece to your show?
Me: I don't like them, too obligatory for the series and they're overrated as HELL.
FSW: Even though they're the best and most obvious choices for series newcomers?
Me: That's why they're on the list. They're just too obligatory, and it would ruin the uniqueness of this series.
Haruhi: Says the guy that has 10 Precure seasons in the series...
Me: SHUT UP, HARUHI!
Haruhi: Well it's true.
FSW: Yeah. Anyways, for my next question, do you guys think that Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl will be a success, or a total failure and just be another lackluster Smash Bros ripoff like Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion?
Me: I think it'll be a success! I'm sure they'll reveal the full roster before the game drops. Also, I actually liked Punch Time Explosion.
Haruhi: Seriously? 😒
Me: What? You REALLY don't think I'd like a Smash Bros-esque type of game with Cartoon Network characters?
Haruhi: Even though it's TRASH?
Me: Oh shut up, Haruhi.
FSW: Hey, she's kinda right... Anyways, for my last question, have you guys heard of a webseries called SCP Animated: Tales From the Animation?
Everyone: SCP?! ANIMATED?!
FSW: Yeah! It's a recent animated webseries about various entries from the SCP Foundation!
Urara: Why would we EVER want to watch something like that?!
FSW: Well, I didn't think you guys would oppose it so hard...
Me: Well we do.
FSW: (Wusses..) Anyways, for my first dare, I dare Patrick to sing his I Wrote This song to everyone!
Regina: OH NO...
Patrick: YAY!!
*after the HORRIBLE singing*
Patrick: What did you guys think?
Billy: I loved it!! 10/10!!
Yuriko: Your singing is godawful, TUBBY!!
Patrick:
Asuka: Ooooohhhh! Yuriko's in trouble!😏
Yuriko: Owwwww...
Asuka:
Yuriko: Not funny!
Asuka: It IS!
FSW: Well then, that was something. Anyways, I'll be on my way now. Later!
Haruhi: Bye sweetie! *kisses FSW on the cheek*
*FSW heads out*
Me: Well then, that's all the time we've got for today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! As always-
*someone busts inside the studio*
???: WHERE IS SHE?!
Me: HUH?!
Sakura: Ai?! What are YOU doing here?!
Julie: HEY! How'd you escape?!
Ai: To beat Julie's ass!
Usagi: Ah great... What did she do this time?!
Ai: She locked me up and made me watch my death on loop for 5 HOURS?!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Ai: PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT!!
Julie: Damn it...
*the angry Ai leaves the studio*
Me: Well... that was something. Anyways, as I was saying, that's all the time we've got for today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! As always, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time!