You wake up the next day and see handro on the floor throwing tampons at the wall and you watch him for a while
Geesy: morning princess
You: hi papas. Whatcha dooooin
Geesy: I dont know. Just started overthinking so I decided to learn how a tampon works and it doesn't make sense
You: its simple
Geesy: AAH WAIT NO YOURE NOT GONNA SHOW ME FOR REALS RIGHT EW STOP NO.
He covers his eyes screaming as you get out of bed and you smack him
You: no sped.
Geesy: oh. Cool keep going hermosa
You: so you take it and you go BOOM and it's in.
Geesy: huh.
You: oh my God slow self come here
He sits in front of you smiling and you grab a tampon and you put it in his mouth
You: see you do that and then you do this
You push the end in and he sits there crossing his eyes looking at the plastic end sticking out of his mouth
You: and then this and you're done
You pull the plastic part out of his mouth and he coughs feeling the cotton on his tongue and you pull it on of his mouth like you would to take it out of yourself
Geesy: I still don't get it
You: do you not understand or are you just tryna watch me naked
Geesy: ehhh
You: both huh
Geesy: more so don't understand
You: fine come get a stuffed
He goes into the closet and grab a black bear you GA e him a couple years ago and he throws it at you
You: get me some sci- why the fuck is there already a hole in it
Geesy: um. Because. Just cuz,
You: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING THE STUFFIE I GAVE YOU?!
Geesy: no?
You: nasty.
You take a tampon and put it in and you push it and take the plastic out and he nods
Geesy: I get in now
You: good. Now I gotta go change mine. Don't watch you fucking pedophile.
Geesy: You still aint report me v.
You: keep saying that and I will you fuckin border hopper
Geesy: n*gga you a border hopper too.
You: never said I wasn't
Geesy: die.
You: nah.
You go into the bathroom and change you pad and tampon and you sit on the bed
Geesy: you wanna come to the stuuuuuuuu
You: no.
Geesy: too late youre going no wig no makeup
He grab your fuzzy slides and throws you over his shoulder and puts you in the car and you groan kicking your legs
You: bro ion even got deodorant on yet goddamn
Geesy: I know
He hands you some and you roll your eyes putting it on.
You: can I wax your jungle legs
Geesy: uhhh do it hurt
You: not really
Geesy: sure. I guess gimme a kiss tho
You: no. Feed me first bitch
Geesy: girl I got a whole pantry at my studio chill.
You: fine but we finna listen to music.
You turn the radio on and he smile knowing you like the song and you laugh
You: oh you not gon sing wit me
Geesy: nah watching you is better
You: fine
You hum a little and he records you
You: tryna see if you could handle this ass,prolly give his ass a panic attack. Sorry if I gave a random erection prolly thinking I'm a telekinetic, ooh wait you a fan of the magic, poof pussy like a alakazam I heard from a friend of a friend that that dick was a ten out of ten
Geesy: ugh you so fine.
You: you are too.
You lean over giving him a kiss and you connect your phone the Bluetooth in the car
You: do you have a problem with sza
Geesy: no why
You: cuz we're bouta sing together
Geesy: nah. I'm a rapper fuck I look like, giveon?
You: shhh its sza bae
You hold his hand singing with him and he smiles at you
Geesy: I love you
You: I love you too.
Both: TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY THURSDAY AND FRIDAY I JUST KEEP HIM SATIFIED THROUGH THE WEEKEEEEND YOU LIKE 9 TO 5 IM THE WEEKEND, MAKE HIM LOSE HIS MIND EVERY WEEKEND YOU TAKE WEDNESDAY THURSDAY THEN JUST SEND HIM MY WAY THINK I GOT IT COVERED FOR THE WEEKEND
you smile looking at him and he sticks his tongue out at you
You: uh- rude ass
Geesy: shut up fore I stop singing with my mamas.
Both: MY MAN IS MY MAN IS YOUR MAN HER THATS HER MAN TOOO....I JUST KEEP HIM SATISFIED THROUGH THE WEEKENDDD
You: we fonna listen to your shit.
Geesy: and I know this yo Playlist so this bouta be fuckin perc popper.
You: smart ass
Geesy: then secret service, then change ya life.
You: yup.
You sit there mouthing the words messing around and geesy start singing his part
Geesy: -need my money next day lil n*gga by noon.........hit it from the back im a busy n*gga you can't hit me when you want
You: stoopid.
Geesy: stop scream this wit me
Both: SECRET SERVICE GUNS PRESIDENTIAL ON MY WRIST 20 ESCALADES LIKE OBAMA IN THIS BITCH PRIVATE RESIDENTIAL GOT A MILLION DOLLA CRIB ITS MONEY OVER EVERYTHING (you don't say it) N*GGA FUCK A BITCH.
Geesy: its money over bitches, but you knew dat, I done jaked a hunnid bands and I blew dat, told yo bitch I want some pussy and she do dat, 20 bands n kick I in the section it's a coupé
You: I want it all blue chips like some coo ranch, I throw my money in the air do a coo dance, evisu hangin off my ass these some coo pants, off the percs i meditate like a Buddhist.
Geesy: I got a older bitch she say I'm the cutest, n*gga switch like a bitch like they judas, still rock true religion im truest, I wish my lawyer happy Hanukkah he Jewish.
Both:LIL N*GGA DAS A TRAP PHONE IM LIKE A DYKE IN THE CLUB WIT DIS STRAP ON. I CAN SPIT IT AT YO BITCH GET MY MAC ON, KARATE KID I TALK A BRICK N*GGA WAX ON
You: chopstick not the type you eat tha food wit, got dick for you and every bitch you coo wit. Bitches act so Ashanti, foolish. So I fuck e, one time, then I'm through wit em
Geesy: n*gga fuck one time I ain't coo wit em. My n*gga don't do construction keep a tool wit em. He goin stupid ay. Ima act a fool with. Before we set a n*gga up we act coo wit em.
You laugh making faces at each other a he parks and you get out and go inside and you standnin front of him with your arms up
Geesy: lil baby
He picks you up holding you as he walks down the hall and a bunch of girls stare at him annoyed and he squeezes your ass sticking his to gue out and flipping them off
Geesy: heheeeeeeeee yall lonely she da top bitch here yall not mines hahaaaaaaaaaa bozos stop staring fore I fire you!
They all walk off and he opens the door to his studio and shuts it dropping You on the couch
Geesy: you want food now baby
You: mhm
Geesy: go down the hall tur. Left first door on the right kitchen. A stuf take whatever and come back okay
You leave following the directions he gave you and you open the fridge
You: ooh seaweed salad. Yay.
You stand on your tiptoes grabbing it and you grab a fork and walk back down the hall and you bump into. A girl
You: sorry.
Ximena: ohhh it's you again the fatas-
Geesy: ximena.
Ximena: yeeeees?
Geesy: you fired yall not finna go at her wit no disrespect.
Ximena: bro I wasn't even being mean I aint say shit.
You: uh-
Ximena: and if I did I apologize and it won't happen again right fa- Valentina?
You: go somewhere.
You hold handros hand walking back to the studio and you sit on his lap eating and he kisses your cheek biting you
You: mean.
Geesy: so you wanna tell me what actually happened?
You: I didn't see her and I bumped into her and she almost called me a fatass you know, cuz I dont live off of sugar daddy money and liposuction to loo, like a cartoon character even though her booty saggy like allures not in a rude way its just not lookin how it should.
Geesy: yea ma. You right
He gives you a long kiss and he gets up and start messing with sounds
Geesy: you like this?
You: uhhhhhh yea. You'll sound good on it.
Geesy: really?
You: mhm. Go. Do it.
Geesy: I gotta write shit first sped.
You: fine
He sits there typing on his notes app humming to himself and you stand in front of him
You: come. Dance break papa.
Geesy: but-
You: no. Dance break. Beyoncé. Fun.
You stand there dancing with him to the first part
You: you know the dance or no
Geesy: no I dont my girlfriend just forced ,e to do it with her all summer a couple years ago. So no I dont dummy
You: smart ass okay then come on
Geesy: bet
You: -on youuuuuuuuuu. Ooh you know there's nothing nothing nothing. I would not dooooo oooooohhhhhhhhh before I let you go oooooooooooooo ooooooooooo I would never never never never never never never never let you go before I go
You start laughing as you do the dance with him and you sto hearing some girls
Ximena: damn geesy we ain't know you could dance for real.
Geesy: fuck I hate my life.
Cielo: why.
Geesy: im tryna have fun with my girlfriend bro yall don't gotta be in here just fucked up the whole vibe
He flops onto the couch annoy and you sit on his butt
You: big booty self
Geesy: shut up fat fat
You: no.
Ximena: we gotta go anyways bye
They leave and he laughs dancing with you again and he picks you up spinning around and he falls out onto the floor and you laugh
You: I love you handro.
Geesy: I love you too vally.
You lay there laughing until....