July 26 - Australia's Birthday! (I made these at midnight what is my life-)
Characters: Australia, America, Canada, New Zealand
New Zealand: *wakes Australia up at 12:03* happy birthday Aussie
Australia, sleepily: why are you waking me up so early?
New Zealand: so I can one up all your other well-wishers
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Australia: you know, when times are hard I find that playing to a nice tune can really fix things up!
Australia, frantically running around the house playing a banjo: MY ROOM IS ON FIRE
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Australia: I have an idea
Canada: if it involves you, me, New Zealand, America, and the Avatar theme song, then no
Australia: ...I no longer have an idea
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America: okay everyone, let's spilt up and search.
Australia: split up? Split up?! when we split up, the monster will come out and hunt us down one by one! Starting with the good looking comic relief guy, me!
Everyone:
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Britain, seeing the house flooded: okay okay, the only logical explanation is that I am still asleep, dreaming that the house is flooded. What does it mean?
Australia, floating by: it means your probably under a lot of stress because this isn't a dream and the house is flooded
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Australia: why am I not afraid anymore?
New Zealand: fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds it's certainty
Australia: I love hanging out with you, man
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Australia: oh Ame, be careful in there, the counter's pretty sticky
America: ah well, I can clean it up
America: *walks into the kitchen*
America:
America: Aussie why is the counter covered in sticks?
Australia, from the next room: I told you it was pretty-
Australia: s t i c k y
America:
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Australia: it's over. We won.
{behind him several dark shadows slowly start rising back up}
America:
Canada:
New Zealand: *starts to point*
Australia: no. We won. I'm not turning around and looking. We won.
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Australia: I don't discriminate based off gender or sexuality. I discriminate based on whether or not you're an emu.
America:
Canada:
Australia: ...what?
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Australia: give me all your money or your chemistry!
New Zealand: don't you mean history?
Australia: don't change the subject!
New Zealand:
Australia:
Both: *break down laughing*
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Australia: avenge my death
New Zealand: Aussie, you're not dying
Australia, grabbing New Zealand's shirt: AVENGE ME
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Australia: so I said to myself, "Steve-"
Canada: wait, "Steve?"
Australia: yeah, that's what I call myself in my head
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Canada: everyone know what they're doing?
Australia: in general, or the plan?
Canada: the plan, Aussie.
Australia: *sigh of relief*
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Australia: we're lost.
America: lost? As in "where the heck are we?"
Australia: well we're not totally lost. We're still in the same city.
Canada: you said this was a shortcut.
Australia: it was! Look how fast we got lost!
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Australia: I see the cup as half full, half empty.
New Zealand: there's nothing in there-
Australia: I see the cup as half full, half empty.
New Zealand: it's also a bowl
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Australia: I can't believe the Hundred Years War were real! I thought it was something adults made up, like vitamins!
Canada: uhm Aussie, vitamins are real
Australia: well now I'm thinking maybe they should be!
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America: uh oh
Australia: is that a good uh oh, or a bad uh oh?
America: is there ever a good uh oh???
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New Zealand: you're insane!
Australia: thank goodness I am, because if I wasn't this probably would never work