Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 173rd Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars!
Sakura: Haruhi, why are you sitting on Darkness?!
Haruhi: I'm paying her to be my chair, stupid.
Sakura: Doesn't that hurt, Darkness?!
Darkness: Oh please, this is nothing!
Sakura: Oh, right... I forgot you were a masochist...
*FSW appears*
FSW: Hey guys!
Haruhi: FSW, we need to talk.
FSW: Hey babe! *tries to kiss Haruhi, but she pushes him back* Huh?!
Haruhi: FSW, Logan punished me for your dare by forcing me to watch that awful live-action Mario Movie 3 episodes ago!
FSW: What?! OH HELL NO!!
*Logan randomly appears*
Logan: You rang?
FSW: Logan, why'd you hurt my girl?!
Logan: It was a way to get back at you for sending the FBI on Durand and his friends' asses with your asinine dares! *teleports out*
Me: Well Haruhi, you DID encourage him and force YunYun to do the dare, so in a way, you kinda deserved to be punished too.
Haruhi: Oh shut up!
Me: Anyways, what do you have for us today, FSW?
FSW: Well, for my first question, Patrick and Billy, how do you feel Sheen's show, Planet Sheen?
Billy: It's AMAZING!!
Regina: *eyes turn red, grabs her spear and shoots the idiots* PLANET SHEEN IS TRASH!!
Sheen: Please! You're just saying that because you never watched it.
Ronnie Anne: *sigh* OK, Sheen, I don't mean any disrespect, but your show was ass.
Me: I thought it was good...
Sheen: See? Durand's a true man of culture!
Regina: Oh really?! *kicks me and Sheen in the balls*
Me and Sheen:
Maya: Regina! 😡
Regina: Hey, when someone has a bad opinion, I have to punish them!
Mackenzie: Speaking of bad opinions, I heard the Mercaneres hate your love for Maya because they think she's a tubby...
Bel: WHAT?!
Regina: OH REALLY?!
Me, Regina and Maya:
Bel: Curse you... Mackenzie...
Mackenzie: *blows a raspberry*
Regina: Say something like that again and I'll go HARDER!
Iona: Mackenzie, did they really say that?
Mackenzie: Nah, I just wanted to see them get owned.
FSW: Uh huh... Well then, for my last question, Kyon, you think Mikuru deserved to be put in public in her bunny suit and holding the sign for not kissing you?
Kyon: Well, I got to kiss her there, so I was more than satisfied!
FSW: Huh. Well then, I'll take that as a yes. Anyways, for my first dare, I dare Kirito to do the Silly Salmon!
Kirito: WHAT?! Uhhhh... Do I have to?
FSW, Asuna and Haruhi: YES!!
Asuna: Do it or else you have to pay for our next date!
Kirito: Ok...
*Me, FSW, Kirito, Asuna and Haruhi head to the outdoor pool*
Me: Alright Kirito, show us the salmon!
Kirito: Ugh...
*Kirito runs and jumps into the pool while flopping his arms and legs about*
Kirito: How was that?
Haruhi: Do it again!
Kirito: WHAT?!
Haruhi: You didn't do the noise!
Kirito: The noise?!
Haruhi: Yeah, now do it AGAIN!
Kirito: *growling* FINE!
*Kirito gets out of the pool, then runs back and jumps into the pool flopping his arms and legs about while making some stupid noise...*
Kirito: THERE! HAPPY?!
Haruhi: Yep!
Me: Now then, let's head back inside. Be sure to dry off first, Kirito.
Kirito: Yeah yeah...
*After Kirito dries off, we all head back inside*
FSW: Now that's that done, for my next dare, I dare you guys to make 2 characters kiss each other that you ship together!
Dark Lemonade: Ooh! Looks like my time has come!
*Lincoln appears*
Lincoln: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Dark Lemonade: Perfect timing, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Perfect timing? For what?
Emily: Hey Lily, could you come here?
Lily: Umm... Ok...
*Emily and Dark Lemonade force kiss Lily and Lincoln*
FSW: Perfect!
Lily: Uh, why did you guys do that?
Emily: Well, FSW dared us to make 2 characters we ship together kiss, and we chose you two!
Lincoln: Well if you wanted us to kiss, you could've just asked. Don't you guys know we're a couple?
Chloe: Oh, really?
Lily: Yeah! 😊
Dark Lemonade: Well then, looks like my little plan worked like a charm!
FSW: Well then, for my last dare, I dare Mung to do the Humpty Dumpty challenge on Endive!
Mung:
*Mung runs out of the studio*
FSW: Huh. How bout that? Well, I suppose it's time for me to go. See you guys later! *kisses Haruhi on the cheek*
Haruhi: Bye!
*FSW leaves the room*
Me: Well then, this seems like a good place to end off today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! As always, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next ti-
Kelsey: OH COME ON! Now what?!
Julie: Ah crap, they found us!
Zarya: WHAT. DID YOU. DO?!
Julie: Well... me, Reina and Mandy may have read Jungi Ito stories to little kids...
Everyone: WHAT?!
Julie: What?! Ryoko promised to pay us $20 if we could pull it off!
Ryoko: JULIE!!
Haruhi: YOU. SON. OF A B**CH!!
Me: We're screwed...