Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 180th Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! Today you'll get to see who will be joining us!
Manatsu: So Durand, who's joining us today?
Me: Well, the first character is from a show already in the series! Any guesses?
Iona: For the love of God, you better not have gotten Blue!
Me: Oh, of course not! Why would I EVER have that useless turd join?
Iona: Ok, good. Never want to see him again...
Me: Although, you did get close to guessing the character.
Iona: I did?
Me: Yes. The 1st new character is from Precure. And they're a rival!
Manatsu: Wait Durand, you said rival, right?
Me: Yep! >:)
Manatsu: *gasp* Oh no...
Sango: Wait is it, Manatsu?
Manatsu: Oh, you KNOW who it is, Sango! Just look at the face he's making!
Me: *evil chuckle* >:)
Asuka: Durand, why are you making that fac-. NO. You can't be serious!
???: What's wrong, Asuka? Freaking out that I got in the series?
Asuka: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! IT'S GOTTA BE A JOKE, RIGHT?!
Me: Nope! Yuriko Shiratori, come on down!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the blue haired girl*
Yuriko: Why hello everyone.
Asuka: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Yuriko: Well then, as Durand said, my name is Yuriko Shiratori.
Asuka:
Me: Asuka!
Maya: What's with you, Asuka?!
Asuka: Durand, WHY did you have HER join the show?!
Me: She offered to promote my show at your school. And because we haven't a character from a show that's already in the series 60 episodes ago in the traditional fashion, and what better way to bring this back than to get a character from the most prominent show that joined in Season 3!
Asuka: But why HER?!
Me: Well would you girls prefer if I got MASAMI to join?
Manatsu:
Me: I thought so.
Yuriko: Anyways, thank you for inviting me to join, Durand!
Me: No pro-
*Yuriko kisses me on the lips in the most arrogant way possible*
Me: Ugh! Yuck! 🤢
Laura: HUH?!
Chowder:
Manatsu: WAH?! Did she just kiss Durand?!
Maya, Clara, Rei and Esdeath:
Rachel: What the hell, Yuriko?! That is SO uncool!
Yuriko: Big talk for someone who had no problem breaking Lincoln's fragile heart.
Rachel: *angry growling*
Yuriko: And besides, I think Durand deserves a girl who isn't a boy-crazy thot, Icy Dominatrix Yandere, rich girl with anger issues or a mary sue, wouldn't you guys agree?
Rei: TAKE THAT BACK. TAKE THAT BACK!! NOW!!
Yuriko: Oh would you look at the time? I must be on my way. I look forward to being your new crewmate, despite you all being inferior. *leaves the theater*
Esdeath: COME BACK HERE!!
Clara: (Arrogant jerk...)
Me: Ugh, that was unpleasant... Anyways, now that you guys met Yuriko, it's time to reveal the Mystery Character!
Mandy: Boy am I SO excited...
Me: Well you should be, Mandy! Because the Mystery Character is from YOUR universe!
Grim: Finally, we get some more representation! Only took us 178 episodes.
Billy: Ooh ooh ooh! Is it Eris?!
Aqua: Don't be stupid, Billy! There's no way Durand would sink THAT low!
Me: Well exactly, it IS her! Eris, make you grand entrance!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the beautiful blonde goddess onstage*
Mandy: Watch your back, everyone. It's Eris, goddess of discord and chaos.
Eris: That's right! The one and only!
Ira: MORE thots?! Oh come on!
Eris: OH! *snaps her fingers and turns Ira into a hideous creature*
Everyone:
Ira: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Me: Eris, I told you that you're not allowed to-
*Eris kisses me on the lips and I faint*
Minako: Oh no she didn't!
Grim: I've got a bad feeling about this, mon!
Maya, Clara, Rei and Esdeath:
*Eris's head turns into a giant praying mantis*
Maya, Clara, Rei and Esdeath:
*All 4 of the girls faint*
Asuna: WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?!
Eris: Oh my! How CHAOTIC! I simply must learn to control myself! *leaves the theater*
Me: Ugh, AGAIN?! ANYWAYS, now then, it's time for the 2 completely new shows that are joining the series! Any guesses?
Billy: Ooh ooh ooh! Is it that dude with a monkey as his best friend?!
Me: Do you mean, My Gym Partner's a Monkey?
Billy: Yes!
Blossom: Durand, so help me. If you're adding THEM-
Me: CUE THE MUSIC! >:)
Blossom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the boy and his spidermonkey partner*
???: What's up, guys?
Blossom:
Me: Now then, would you boys introduce yourselves to the rest of the cast?
Jake: Of course! The name's Jake Spidermonkey, and this here is my homie, Adam Lyon!
Emily: Why is he in a school with animals?
Adam: Apparently if you have a name that has an animal in it, you get dumped into a zoo school.
Nozomi:
Hibiki: No it doesn't.
Juniper: BTW, how is Charles Darwin for ya, bud?
Adam: It still feels like hell.
Juniper: 😑 Why didn't I see that coming?
Blossom: Durand. Have you LOST IT?!
Me: What?
Blossom: Why are THEY joining?!
Me: What's wrong with them?
Blossom: No one wanted them!
Buttercup: Oh please! Just be glad he didn't get someone HORRENDOUS! THEN we'd have something to be mad about.
Me: Yeah. Anyways, time for the last new character! Any guesses?
Carl: Is it that girl who's affiliated with bees?
Me: You mean Bessie Higgenbottom?
Carl: Yeah, her!
Me: Well, you're correct! Cue the music!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the girl in a girl scout outfit*
???: Hey there!
Me: Now then, would you kindly introduce yourself to the cast?
Bessie: Of course! My name is Bessie Higgenbottom, and my dream is to become the legendary superhero, *in a grand voice* THE MIGHTY BEE!! Nice to meet you guys!
SpongeBob: Great to have you in the series, Bessie!
Bessie: Thanks SpongeBob!
Me: Nice! Now then, that's all the time we've got for today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! I hope you guys have some good questions and dares for the new additions to the series!
Manatsu: And now, the tropica-shining 2nd wave of posters! Take a look!
Patty: These 4 posters feature 4 Nicktoons heroes! Ronnie Anne, Jimmy Neutron, Rocko and Otis! Nice, right?
Haruka: If you guys wish to download these for yourselves, the link will be at the end of the episode!
Me: As always, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time!
Link to download the posters.
https://twitter.com/Durand70660996/status/1422348450239193112?s=19