Me: "I mean, I won't refuse a cute girl sitting on my lap, but that's still really weird."
Akali: "Boo don't be a wuss."
Me: "Pshh I am a god."
I patted my lap with a smirk on my face.
Me: "C'mon foxy take a seat."
She blushed even more but reluctantly got up, walking over to me with an embarrased look on her face. She slowly sat down on my knees.
Akali: "No cheating ahri, sit on his lap not his knees."
She groaned and scooted up onto my lap.
Ahri: "Happy now?"
Evelynn: "Darling, if his supposed dick size ends up being true make sure you let me know~"
Ahri: "Stoooooooop."
Evelynn giggled
Evelynn: "All joking aside, the next number is number five."
Ahri: "Truth or dare."
I took this opportunity to mess with ahri.
Me: "Before all that, does anyone want to see something funny?"
Akali: "Like what?"
Me: "Like this."
I stabbed both ahri's sides with my pointer finger. She yelped and nearly jumped off my lap. Before I even had a chance to laugh she smacked the back of my head.
Me: "Ouch."
Ahri: "Stop being a dick."
Me: "Well uh, when you're a full 10 inches you tend to always be a-"
She cut me off with another slap to the back of my head.
Me: "I deserve that."
Ahri: "Hmph, anyways, kai'sa, truth or dare?"
Kai'sa: "I'll take a dare."
Ahri hummed for a second before giving kai'sa a dare
Ahri: "Sing us something."
Kai'sa: "O-oh ok."
She thought to herself for a moment
Kai'sa: "Can it be any song?"
Ahri: "Mhmm."
Kai'sa clears her throat, she relaxes before finally singing.
Kai'sa: "Don't worry, be happy."
Note: In this very specific case the slanted text indicates singing.
Kai'sa hummed happily before continuing to sing.
Kai'sa: "In life we have some trouble, and when you worry you make it double, so dont worry, be happy."
She smiled warmly
Kai'sa: "Was that enough?"
Ahri: "Yes, that was great by the way."
Me: "I completely agree, you have a very soothing voice, it's quite nice to the ears."
Evelynn: "Well onto the next, number four."
Kai'sa: "Truth or dare?"
Akali: "Dare."
Kai'sa smiled
Kai'sa: "I dare you to do a handstand for the rest of the game."
Akali shrugged
Akali: "Easy enough."
She got up and stood on her hands
Evelynn: "Number three."
Akali: "Truth or dare?"
Me: "Dare."
Akali chuckled with an evil grin
Akali: "Do 20 push ups with ahri on your back."
Me: "Pshh easy."
Akali: "Without your ability."
Me: "Yo, C'mon man."
Akali: "You already accepted."
I groan but get my self in a push up position. Ahri say down on my back and my body instantly crumpled to the ground.
Me: "I can feel my lungs being crushed..."
Ahri smacked my head
Ahri: "I'm not even that heavy."
Me: "My ribs... would disagree."
She crossed her arms and huffed
Ahri: "Fine then."
She got up slightly and slammed her self down again. I groan in pain
Me: "Alright, alright, I'm sorry, shit.
I got back into push up position, I used every last bit of strength my natural body had. Which wasn't much without apnoea. My body trembled in effort but eventually I got all 20 push ups done.
Me: "I'm getting you back for this."
I exhale deeply
Evelynn: "Number one."
Me: "Hold up, give me a second."
I took a few deep breaths
Me: "Alright I'm good."
I sat back down and ahri sat on my lap.
Me: "Truth or dare?"
Evelynn: "Dare."
Me: "Tickle the shit out of akali for two minutes, and don't stop no matter how hard she screams."
Evelynn: "Ooh~ what a wonderful idea~"
Akali: "Wait what?"
The next two minutes were filled with akali's laughter and her begs for mercy. I smile, knowing I caused her mild inconvenience.
Akali: "You're a dick."
Me: "Yup a full-"
Ahri karate chopped my head
Ahri: "No, none of that."
I shrugged
Me: "Fair enough nine tailed cutie."
Evelynn: "Number three."
Akali chuckled evily
Akali: "Truth or dare y/n."
Me: "Truth."
Akali: "Pussy."
Me: "Nah, I'm just smart enough to not give an opportunity for revenge."
Akali: "Well... what's your greatest feat of strength?"
Me: "I beat the dogshit out of a full grown bear."
The room went quiet for a few seconds.
Akali: "Are you going to tell the story or...?"
Me: "You asked for my greatest feat of strength, not the story behind it."
Akali: "Don't be like that."
Evelynn: "I agree, you cant just say that and not tell the story behind it."
Me: "Fine, fine."
I took a small breath
Me: "I'm not exactly proud of it, since black bears almost were almost eradicated in Korea."
I ran my hand through my hair
Me: "Back when I was young and lived in Korea, I had an encounter with a black bear, my ability was a lot more powerful back then but I could only activate it for a short burst."
Akali: "How long?"
Me: "About 5 seconds."
Akali: "Woah, that's trash."
I nodded
Me: "Maybe I was too close to it's cub or something but whatever the case may have been it attacked. So I did the only thing I could, I activated my ability and plowed my right arm straight trough it's chest and using my left hand, I blocked it's atack and crushed it's paw."
Akali: "Dude, that's so badass."
Evelynn: "How young were you?"
Me: "Like eight years old."
Evelynn: "You're telling me and eight year old killed a bear."
Me: "Really? Of all the things I told you about my self you dont believe that I killed a bear at eight?"
Evelynn: "Fair point."
She pulled her phone out and called the next number.
Evelynn: "Number three"
Me: "So I ask my self truth or dare?"
Evelynn: "Nope, I do, so truth or dare?"
Me: "Truth."
Evelynn: "Do you really have a 10 inch penis?"
Me: "Yes."
Evelynn: "You sure?"
Me: "Yes.
She looked at me with "I don't believe you." Look.
Evelynn: "Number three again."
Me: "Truth."
She stayed quiet for a moment before finally speaking up.
Evelynn: "Why is your mother always in bed? Is she sick?"
Annnnnnnddd another D tease ending.
Also I want to give you a quick apology. This chapter was supposed to be done on Saturday. But I had my second dose of the covid vaccine on friday, so I was basically dead Saturday.
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