Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Daisuga (Daichi x Sugawara) / Kagehina (Kageyama x Hinata) / Hinted Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi)
Warnings: None
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1.
*Daichi gives the team a pep talk about how they should keep their grades up. After that, Sugawara brings a watermelon in the gym*
Daichi: Suga, wtf is that?
Sugawara: A watermelon.
Daichi: Yes, I know that, I meant, why did you bring a watermelon to the gym?
Sugawara: To see if you can crush it with your gigantic thighs, of course!
Daichi: Suga-
Asahi: Now that you mention it, Daichi, you do have gigantic thighs.
Nishinoya: I want to see if he can actually crush a watermelon.
Sugawara: C'mon, Daichi. You promised you would try yesterday!
Daichi: I was half asleep Suga. If you asked me my favourite color I would probably have said 'yes'.
Sugawara: Please...
*Daichi, sighing*: Fine.
*Daichi successfully crushes the watermelon*
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2.
*They have a 'no swearing in the gym' rule*
Sugawara: Son of a bi-
Daichi: Suga! Language!
Sugawara: -scuit! I meant biscuit.
Hinata: Nice save, Suga-san.
Sugawara: Yeah, fucking nailed it.
Daichi: SUGA!
Sugawara: Shit, sorry-
Daichi: SUGA-
Sugawara: I'll just shut up.
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3.
Tsukishima: We all know that you're in love with him.
Kageyama: I'm not in love with Hinata!
Tsukishima: I never said who.
Tsukishima: Yams, get over here, you owe me 20$.
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4.
Nishinoya: Well, maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes, I think that I lost something important and it turns out that I already ate it.
Kinoshita: I didn't eat my damn wallet Noya!
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5.
*Kageyama accidentally hits Hinata with a volleyball. He can't decide between 'Are you ok?' and 'I'm sorry'*
Kageyama: Are you sorry? I'm ok.
Tanaka: Dude what the fuck?
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6.
Sugawara: Let's hangout this weekend. Does anyone have plans?
Kiyoko: I do. I'm going to buy glasses.
Narita: Then what?
Kiyoko: Then I'll see.
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7.
Hinata: Short jokes have never been funny, nor will they ever will be.
Kageyama: Agreed. Can't believe some people stoop that low.
Hinata: ...
Hinata: I hate you.
Kageyama: Love you too.
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8.
Daichi: Do you want to take a break?
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi at the same time*: Yes. I'm thirsty.
Sugawara: Woah, how do you guys talk in sync like that?
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi at the same time*: It's because we've been around each other a lot.
Tanaka: That's cool. Do you think Noya and I can do it too?
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi at the same time*: You're too stupid for that...
Nishinoya: Hey!
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi at the same time*: It's the truth...
Hinata: Guys... It's starting to get creepy...
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi at the same time, smirking*: Oh, sorry, are we creeping you out?
Daichi: That's enough boys.
*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi look at each other and nod*
Yamaguchi: Sorry, Daichi-san.
Tsukishima: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
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9.
*Daichi and Sugawara on the phone*
Daichi: Why aren't you here, Suga?
Sugawara: I'm sick.
Daichi: You want me to drop by after school?
Sugawara: Yes please.
*5 minutes later*
*Daichi, puts Sugawara on speaker so that he can give the team a pep talk*
Daichi: Hey man, you're on speaker, behave.
Sugawara: Or what, you'll spank me?
The team: ...
Sugawara: Alright, so...
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10.
Tanaka: I challenge you to say fuck in every sentence until the end of practise, Hinata.
Hinata: Challenge fucking accepted.
Yamaguchi: Good morning guys!
Hinata: Good fucking morning, Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi: Wha-
Hinata: Sorry, Tanaka-san challenged me to say fuck in every sentence until the end of practise, and I accepted.
Yamaguchi: Good luck.
~Some time later~
*Hinata, scores a point*: FUCK YEAH!
Kageyama: How long until the end of the challenge?
Hinata: Like, 2 fucking minutes or so.
Kageyama: I haven't sworn as much as you did this practise.
Hinata: Well, it must fucking suck to be you.
Kageyama: When you have a boyfriend as bright as the sun, it doesn't.
Hinata: Aww, I fucking love you.
Kageyama: Pfft- that sounded so aggressive.
Tanaka: Aaaand the challenge is officially over.
Hinata: What do I win?
Tanaka: Nothing.
*Hinata, pouting*: Aww-
Kageyama: I'll buy you meatbuns after school.
Hinata: YAY!