❝ MAGAZINE ❞
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J U N O M A G A Z I N E S
BAKUGOU Y/N &
BAKUGOU KATSUKI
"There's only one thing you need
to fucking remember, you asses:
A happy wife, a happy life!"
- Bakugou Katsuki
former pro-hero #1, Dynamight
"Her scars? FUCK, I COULD
KISS THEM TO DEATH AND I
WON'T EVEN GET TIRED OF
IT!" - Talk of the past battles
w/ Bakugou Katsuki; featuring
other more heroes!
"I am thankful to be blessed
by such an amazing husband.
There's nothing more I can
ask for. He's more than
enough."
- Bakugou Y/n
pro-hero #7, Connectiva
"Yes, we got married, just
like that. Not that I'm
complaining, as long as
it's Katsuki that I married
then I'm happy."
- article Bakugou Y/n and
Bakugou Katsuki; HOW?!
HOUSEHOLD TIPS AND HACKS 101
by: BAKUGOU KATSUKI
p.13
15 ways to start your
new year in plus ultra!
THE BAKUGOU'S 76
QUESTIONS CHALLENGE!
Weekly Interview featuring
ERASERHEAD:
How to buy the most
fitting sleeping bag for
yourself.
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THE BAKUGOU'S 76 QUESTIONS CHALLENGE!
(These are what exactly the couple said! We didn't put any censor nor edit! Both have permitted us to write their first names too! Umi, journalist.)
1. On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you in life right now?
"10. If you ask a newly wedded lady I'm sure they'll all answer 10 as well. I mean, it's the start of our new lives with our husbands. How more excited can we get?" - Y/n
"A fucking 120. My wife's right. I'm really looking forward to our relationship as a married couple." - Katsuki, and he answered this with his eyes on his phone.
2. Describe yourself in a hashtag?
#feelinglucky - Y/n
#fuckyoudeku - Katsuki
3. What’s one thing people don’t know about you?
"It's definitely Y/n's childishness and how spoiled she is. She acts so mature in public that the thought won't even fucking cross yer dumb mind." - Katsuki
"People don't know how adorable Katsuki can be! He's the most adorable person in the world and no one wants to acknowledge it! Everyone, Bakugou Katsuki would beg you with his puppy eyes if you won't give him a kiss!" - Y/n
4. What’s your wake-up ritual?
"Being pulled out of the bed by my husband. Haha." - Y/n
"I cook the rice first." - Katsuki
4.5. What’s your go-to bed ritual?
"Skin routines!" - Y/n
"Just what she said." - Katsuki
5. What’s your favorite time of day?
"Evening. Definitely the bedtime. That's the only time I and Y/n are both free to cuddle the fuck out." - Katsuki
6. What is one thing no one knows about you?
"We can't answer that. It's only a secret between us married couple." - Y/n
7. Dream country to visit?
"Some countries in Europe like... France and Italy, I guess." - Y/n
"I heard there's fuck tons of romantic shits there." - Katsuki
8. What’s the biggest surprise you’ve had?
"That's probably the time Katsuki proposed. It was too all of a sudden! Like, seriously!" - Y/n
"Same answer. I was surprised that time too. I just can't fucking find the right bullshit timing so I proposed right away, damn haha." - Katsuki
9. Heels or flats/sneakers?
"Barefoot?" - Y/n, laughing to her husband.
"Yeah, barefoot." - Katsuki, laughing. Yes, he's laughing with his wife. You should've seen them in person.
10. Vintage or new?
"What was that supposed to mean? Pass." - Katsuki
11. Who do you want to write your obituary?
"What the fuck? This is a stupid question. I guess shitty hair can do it for me." - Katsuki
"I'd let Hawks do it unless he dies before me." - Y/n, laughing as her husband glares at her.
12. Style icon?
"I am my own fashion icon." - Y/n
"Hell yes, you go slay, my queen." - Katsuki
13. What are three things you can’t live without?
"Food + water, oxygen, clothing." - Y/n
"Same." - Katsuki
"We definitely thought you're gonna say each other's names."
"We are each other's oxygen. Suck it up, bitch." - Katsuki
14. What’s one ingredient you put in everything?
"I... I don't cook." - Y/n
"I don't know. Garlic?" - Katsuki
15. What 3 people living or dead would you like to make dinner for?
"Knowing how I suck at cooking, I'd probably cook for Hawks, Grand, and Katsuki. Because they're the only ones I know that will eat them even though they're totally aware that it sucks." - Y/n
"My wife and my future children. My cooking's immaculate and worth a hundred lives. It's fucking precious, okay?" - Katsuki
16. What’s your biggest fear in life?
"Dying. We can't leave each other unless time's up. Until death do us apart." - Y/n & Katsuki
17. Window or aisle seat?
"Window." - Y/n
"Aisle. She gets the window." - Katsuki
18. What’s your current TV obsession?
"I don't watch tv unless it's movie night." - Y/n
"Any news channel will do. 'Cause I'll be fucking cheering for my wife whenever she's live or not." - Katsuki
19. Favorite app?
"Instagram." - Katsuki
20. Secret talent?
"I can beat the former number 1 hero with just puppy eyes, y'all!" - Y/n
"Well damn, facts." - Katsuki
21. Most adventurous thing you’ve done in your life?
"Bargain sale." - Katsuki
22. How would you define yourself in three words?
"Queen. Law. Hot." - Katsuki
"You described me though." - Y/n
23. Favorite piece of clothing you own?
"Katsuki's hoodies. They're priceless." - Y/n
"My apron. That pink neko apron I wear everyday way back at our hometown." - Katsuki
24. Must have clothing item everyone should have?
"Underwear? Ain't that common sense?" - Katsuki
25. Another quirk you would want?
"Teleportation or a warp gate." - Y/n & Katsuki
26. What’s inspiring you in life right now?
"My wife." - Katsuki
"Definitely the fact that my husband's waiting for me at home with his warmest welcome." - Y/n
27. Best piece of advice you’ve received?
"I can continue looking down on myself but at the end of the day, I must know that I am someone's own hero and continue with my head up. Courtesy, Bakusquad." - Katsuki.
"My occupation will never define me. Hi, Grand." - Y/n
28. Best advice you’d give your teenage self?
"Don't be such a dickhead, just continue aiming to be number one 'cause you'll certainly be. And don't decline your first wide-range mission from Eraserhead. That's the first time you'll meet the love of your life. Ew shit." - Katsuki
"Continue going forward and never listen to those who are stopping you. You're amazing and you'll forever be. Someone will be always reminding you that in the future." - Y/n
29. A book that everyone should read?
"Mary's Household Tips and Tricks. It's available at Amazon." - Katsuki
30. What would you like to be remembered for?
"The former number one hero who surpassed All Might and who was smitten of his beautiful wife." - Katsuki
"The prodigy who can only beat the one who surpassed All Might." - Y/n
31. How do you define beauty?
"Life." - Y/n
"Bakugou L/n Y/n." - Katsuki
32. What do you love most about your body?
"The parts with the scars." - Y/n & Katsuki
33. Best way to take a rest/decompress?
"His night home spa." - Y/n
"In her arms." - Katsuki
34. Favorite place to view art?
"Art museum?" - Y/n
"At home with my wife. She's the art." - Katsuki
35. If your life were a song, what would the title be?
"Lord Explosion Murder. Y/n should be Bitch." - Katsuki, who received a smack from his wife afterward.
36. If you could master one instrument, what would it be?
"I already mastered every instrument, thank you." - Katsuki
"The instrument of being the best wife." - Y/n
37. If you had a tattoo, where would it be?
"We've already talked about this. At our backs." - Y/n & Katsuki
38. Dolphins or koalas?
"No shit we already have a stupid cat so neither." - Katsuki
39. What’s your spirit animal?
"Probs a feline." - Y/n
"Gordon Ramsay." - Katsuki
40. Best gift you’ve ever received?
"Hey, this Christmas gift was awesome. The bond touch bracelet." - Y/n
"Her hand in marriage." - Katsuki
"You're exposing yourself to the public of how whipped you are." - Y/n, laughing
41. Best gift you can give?
"I still don't fucking know what's the best gift for my wife. It's always shit hard picking a stupid gift for her 'cause she freaking loves everything! Dude, I can even give her a random twig and she'll treasure it forever!" - Katsuki
"Kids. I bet he'll cry." - Y/n, to which Katsuki agreed
42. What’s your favorite board game?
"Scrabble." - Katsuki
"Snakes and ladders?" - Y/n
43. What’s your favorite color?
"(your fave color)." - Y/n
"Orange and red I guess." - Katsuki
44. Least favorite color?
"(the color you hate)." -Y/n
"Green. Fucking Deku." - Katsuki
45. Diamonds or pearls?
"Diamonds." - Y/n & Katsuki
46. Drugstore makeup or designer?
"Designer." - Y/n
"Drugstore. I only need the eyeliner." - Katsuki
47. Blow-dry or air-dry?
"Blow-dry. Katsuki does it for me." - Y/n
"Air-dry. I like it when Y/n dries my hair with a fucking towel." - Katsuki
48. Pilates or yoga?
"Yoga." - Katsuki
49. Coffee or tea?
"Depends on the reason why you have to drink any of them." - Y/n
50. What’s the weirdest word in the Japanese language?
"Izuku." - Katsuki
51. Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
"Dark chocolate. They're healthy." - Katsuki
"As long as it's chocolate." - Y/n
52. Stairs or elevator?
"They both fucking take too long. Why take one of them if you can just fly?" - Katsuki
"Facts." - Y/n
53. Summer or winter?
"Both. Lovemaking is hard when it's summer but taking clothes off is hard when it's winter." - Katsuki
"Uh... can you not put what he said in the magazine...?" - Y/n
54. You are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat?
"(Fav food)." - You
"Spicy shit. Bell peppers?" - Katsuki
55. A dessert you don’t like?
"None?" - Y/n
"...none." - Katsuki, who hesitated to answer at first.
56. A skill you’re working on mastering?
"Being the best househusband." - Katsuki
57. Best thing that happened to you today?
"Seeing my wife every day will always be the best thing." - Katsuki
58. Worst thing that happened to you today?
"Going to this time-wasting interview." - Katsuki
59. Best compliment you’ve ever received?
"All kinds of compliments that escapes Katsuki's mouth will always be the best compliments I'll ever receive." - Y/n
"Ditto." - Katsuki
60. Favorite smell?
"Y/n's." - Katsuki
"That sounds... uh... mine's burnt caramel." - Y/n
"That's how I smell too but you didn't hear a complaint from me." - Katsuki
61. Hugs or kisses?
"Hugging while kissing." - Y/n
"Kissing while hugging." - Katsuki
62. If you made a documentary, what would it be about?
"A documentary about wines, I guess." - Y/n
"Living As Dynamight." - Katsuki
63. Last piece of content you consumed that made you cry?
"I haven't cried for years!" - Y/n
"Lies. You would cry at every episode of Fruits Basket's season 2." - Katsuki
64. Lipstick or lip gloss?
"I'll answer that. Lipstick. Heck, she just looks so fucking hot when it smudges and when it's a mess on her because of just kissing her senselessly." - Katsuki
65. Sweet or savory?
"Savory." - Katsuki
"(Whatever you prefer)." - Y/n
66. Girl crush?
"Pro-hero no. 18, Creati. She's a queen." - Y/n
"Pro-hero no. 7, Connectiva. She's a queen." - Katsuki, copying his wife's tone.
67. How do you know you’re in love?
"When it's only her that matters." - Katsuki
68. Song you can listen to on repeat?
"Any song on our playlist will do the shit." - Katsuki
69. If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?
"Deku's girl, the one who floats shits? Yeah. I wanna float every shit head on earth and never bring them down again." - Katsuki
"Our cat, Kacchan! Then I'll bother Katsuki aaaaalll day!" - Y/n
70. What are you most excited about at this time in your life?
"Having kids. But we're still planning, and we're not really in a rush. We're taking our time in the world." Y/n & Katsuki
71. Your go-to for having a good laugh?
"Katsuki's school sport's festival videos. He looks shit there." - Y/n
"Videos of Deku and that half half bastard failing their jobs. It's on Herotube by the way just search hero funny moments. Skip my videos though or else I'll fucking kill you all." - Katsuki
72. Who's in charge?
"Household for me, making decisions for Y/n, both for financials. But I must say, I'm the boss but she's the motherfucking law." - Katsuki
73. Who's the top and bottom?
"Both are submissive and dominant. Don't fucking ask stupid questions like that again 'cause it's fucking shitty." - Katsuki
74. Can you see your futures without each other?
"No..." - Y/n, chuckling
"Yes. And that future's not worth it and a total bullshit." - Katsuki
75. Anything you want to say to the one who reads your answers?
"I'm sorry if you have to see katsuki being so whipped, and I know it's so out of character, and reading this whole part of the magazine would either be cringy or wholesome but i want to say sorry for his behalf, and rest assured that your Dynamight is in good hands. Thank you for reading!" - Y/n
"Deku, if you're reading this, fuck you. You too half and half. And you too Hawks. Don't even get me started with the shitty hair, dunce face, soy sauce face, raccoon eyes, earphone ears, and sleepless shit. Fuck you all, I hope your dinner is disgusting." - Katsuki
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Bakugou Y/n and Bakugou Katsuki; HOW?
1. First of all, how did you two meet and fell in love? (the questions are answered by Y/n while the "" are Katsuki's.)
Me and Katsuki met at a wide range mission of syndicate raiding with 5 hero agencies and 10 solo heroes. I was a hero as old as Hawks and Miruko that time while Katsuki was just a rookie who passed the hero license exam with flying colors. We met at the meeting before the raid commenced. I remember our eyes meeting that time for the first time and ever, everything was moving in slow motion! There, I fell in love with his sharp enchanting rubies. I first found it funny like, how can he glare at everything and everyone all day long?!
We didn't talk to each other at the meeting though. We just kept stealing glances at each other, and the one who noticed that was Hawks, who was sitting beside me. At the raid, we were fighting side by side and he would always shout at me like I shouldn't stand in front of him because he doesn't like it. I just shrugged it off and stayed behind him the whole mission. He was lowkey protecting me that time and I admit, I'm dense, okay?
After the raid, the police did their thing. Arrested the villain syndicate and everything while the others tend the heroes by giving them blankets, chairs, and hot coffee or cocoa outside the raid scene. I was sitting alone that time waiting for Hawks when Dynamight went straight to me with a scowl on his face, handed me a cup of cocoa and draped a blanket around my shoulder without saying a word, and left. Just like that.
I kept thinking about him since that day and fortunately, we met at another mission again. But that wasn't a raid but a villain attack. We caught the villain together— actually no, I just did support and he did the rest— and got each other's numbers. I was too shy to ask first but he aggressively went towards me, angrily asked for my number because he needs it in case of emergency so I gave it to him. I asked him again why he needed my number but he just told me that it's none of my business and left.
After weeks, I received a message from him but he said it was wrong sent.
"But it wasn't, I really had a hard time thinking of what kind of message to send her that time. I mean, it's the motherfucking first time I'll be messaging her, so I was nervous." - Katsuki.
His first message to me was fuck off. I was in a bad time that time and receiving a message like that from a stranger was a big no-no, so I called him, cursing at him telling him that he should be the one fucking off.
"I was frozen that time that I wasn't able to talk back but fuck, my heart was racing too much that time, I thought I would fucking die without even surpassing All Might." - Katsuki.
When I realized that it was Dynamight, I immediately apologized on chat and offered him a cup of coffee as an apology.
That was the third time we met. Coffee at a café. After I apologized, he also did and we finished our drinks without talking to each other. It was awkward like we barely know each other so I took the initiative and introduced myself, asked questions until we engage in a long conversation. But this guy right here only gave short answers and replies!
"What do you expect me to do?! I was fucking nervous! I was afraid a confession might slip my mouth. You know how fucking prideful I was that time." - Katsuki.
After that meeting, we became texting buddies and got closer. Though we would only meet each other when there are some wide-range mission and villain attacks, we would usually call and facetime each other. We became so close to the point that we started giving each other gifts, write each other letters and we would secretly meet up. We were both busy at that time of our lives since we really want to become top heroes.
"We stayed by each other's sides, even though we're always towns away from each other. Whenever I had a hard time, Y/n would always be there. She is my rant buddy, my confidante, my haven. She's the only one I can open up to my problems because I am not afraid of her judgment— I trust her and I am comfortable with her even though we only met each other a few times. She never made me felt that I'm someone little nor someone big. She treated me fairly and treated me the way I wanted her to. She never made me felt that I'm just a guy on her way to being the best hero." - Katsuki.
Katsuki too, never made me feel that I'm just a hindrance to his dream of being the number one hero.
"In fact, she was one of the main reasons of why and how I became the number one hero. I really do think that I won't be able to reach that rank without her at all. Because she was the one who shoulders my problems with me, she made me better." - Katsuki.
He asked me on a date as a friend months before he started courting me. That date was one of the most memorable dates we had. It was awkward, embarrassing, but fun and open and thrilling. Katsuki courted me for months until he asked me to be his girlfriend— though I really thought he just wanted to make me cry because the way he asked me out was so no what you expect.
You're an ugly idiot and no one will like you. One of his lines. But when he straight asked me to be his girlfriend after his long speech of insults, I kicked him in the balls before saying yes. On September 10 I became this guy's lucky girlfriend. Our dates were extraordinary, we barely met since we're both busy but we would see each other in villain attacks.
I actually think that meeting each other rarely while staying faithful was a good idea so that we won't get tired of each other immediately and we would like to miss each other if we meet? Though we tried our best not to lack conversation since it's one of the most important aspects of being in a relationship.
We would celebrate our anniversaries either at restaurants or at our own units. On our 2nd anniversary, we met each other's parents and at our 5th anniversary, Katsuki proposed to me at his unit's kitchen—
"Please don't tell them more about that."
—and I said yes because there's no reason for me to say no anyways. I love him, he loves me, and I think our 5 years of long-distance relationship have already proven that.
But there was this one mission— it was on the news worldwide right? I was one of the heroes who were severely injured. I was on death's door that time, 50/50, almost dying.
"She was already saying her sentimental farewell speech that time like she was already dying."
Hawks was eavesdropping. He called a freaking priest and got me and Katsuki married at that hospital! And his reason? Because he was hurt with my farewell speech.
Yes, we got married, just like that. Not that I'm complaining, as long as it's Katsuki that I married then I'm happy.
My husband, Katsuki, who already surpassed All Might at that time, has suddenly decided to quit his work and move with me to Gaoka to live a normal life the both of us would like to have. That's how we both ended up in the countryside and why only a few know our relationship.
2. What are the ups and downs that you guys have experienced in your relationship when the two of you are still heroes?
"Time, communication, meetups."
I and Katsuki would sometimes argue about lacking time for each other.
"I would always start the argument. I just can't fucking stand myself only giving her a short time and yet she still understands. I fucking hate her for that. But I really don't hate her okay?" - Katsuki.
3. What are the things that you guys would sometimes fight about?
What Katsuki said a while ago, he would argue with me because he feels like a bad boyfriend and for lacking the time for me. But aside from that, we never had a big fight.
"Because one of us has to fucking understand each other and lower our pride. One has to be calm or we have to calm down first before speaking to each other in pure honesty to avoid hurting each other's feelings." - Katsuki.
4. Have you guys already had coitus? Any plans for having a child?
We still haven't had any sexual intercourse except for making out and touching. And the kids? We're still not ready, but we'll get into that soon. We just need more time to be ready. Having a child bears a big responsibility. And besides, we have all the time in the world.
5. How did you guys trust each other and other people to keep your relationship private at first?
The only ones who know about our relationship were Hawks and our parents. We never actually kept it but we never told anyone either. Keep it private but never deny it in public. In short, we're just waiting for someone to ask. It's not like PDA is absent every time I and Katsuki are outside.
6. What makes your relationship strong before it was said to the public?
"By falling in love deeper and deeper in every day, if that's even possible. Because that has been happening to me ever since I met her." - Katsuki.
7. What's the key to a successful marriage?
"A secret to a happy marriage is a secret that only you and your spouse knows." - The Bakugou couple.
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y'all i really had fun making this chapter, i hope you guys had fun reading it!!