Kai: Good, keep it up.
Lloyd: Ha! Fists of fury! Unh! You can't even see them move, I'm so fast! Ha!
Kai: Save the gloating. It can only be used against you by your enemy.
Lloyd: Oh, please. I'm ready to face whatever you throw at me. (He kicks Kai until he is thrown backwards.)
Kai: Whoa, grasshopper. You're not even ready to face my pinky toe. (He wiggles his left foot to emphasize his point. Behind Lloyd, Wu is observing the session.)
Wu: I see the student has become the teacher. You will learn fast, Lloyd, with lessons from the five ninja .
Cole: Great, now that lesson is over, how about some target practice...on Kai? (Crystal giggles)
Crystal: Now now Cole lets not get hasty.
Styx: Actually I would like to see that very much.
Cole: See Styx agrees with me.
Wu: You'll each get your turn, but first, I don't want you to be late for your next lesson with Nya.
Lloyd: Aww, but when will I learn Spinjitsu?
Wu: (Sighs) Patience. It will only be unlocked when the key is ready to be found.
(Lloyd groans and walks away to meet up with Nya.)
Cole: Ha, sounds familiar?
Kai: I wasn't that whiny.
Zane: No, you were worse.
Crystal: He's right.
Jay: Hehe. Hey, I know we're trying to prepare Lloyd for the future and all, but it's hard to give him the best training in these conditions
Cole: Jay's right. I miss the destiny's bounty. Too bad it's gone.
Wu: Hmm. I see your point. Perhaps we could find somewhere else to aid his journey.
(Later, the ninja are looking for a place to train Lloyd.)
Wu: It's time we search for a more suitable place to train Lloyd.
Jay: Oh, but Sensei, Ninjago City is huge. It'll take us all day to find it on foot.
Crystal: I have my motorcycle but I doubt they will hold all of us.
Cole: Then what do we do?
Wu: You'll learn to travel with these. (He hands them a coin.)
Cole: What are those?
Wu: They can transport you anywhere you want to go in the city.
Cole: Like a magic portal?
Crystal: No Cole those are bus tokens. (Wu chuckles)
(Later the ninja stopped at a bus stop in front of Grand Sensei's Mojo Dojo.)
Cole: This is where Lloyd is going to train?
Jay: Hehe, it's better than our lousy apartment.
Dareth: Welcome to Grand Sensei Dareth's Mojo Dojo. I am Grand Sensei Dareth, and I Dareth you to join my dojo. Heeya! (Grunts)
Jay: Uh
Crystal: Riiiiight.
Dareth: Face the wall of karate trophies. If you look closely, my name is on all of them. That is because I am a highly skilled karate machine.
Kai: Look, Dareth, we're wondering if we could share your dojo. You see, we've been put in charge of training this little guy to become the greatest ninja in all of Ninjago.
Dareth: Not possible, for I am the greatest in the land. How many trophies do you have?
Jay: Look, pal, we're the ninja that just saved the city from that giant snake
Dareth: Ha! Am I looking at Lord Garmadon? Because I was told Lord Garmadon destroyed the Devourer.
Jay: Hehe. That's been a huge misunderstanding.
Dareth: Umhmm right, so who are you supposed to be? (Points at Crystal)
Crystal: Uh I'm Crystal, Ninja, Master of Light.
Dareth: Ha! A girl in my dojo. Sorry but fighting is for men only.
Jay: Oh no he didn't.
Cole: He did.
Dareth: Anyways I'll let you train here but only on one condition. You can defeat me. If you succeed, we will share the dojo. Unh! That's right. I, Grand Sensei Dareth, master of all animal fight styles, challenge one of you to a battle. I know the tiger. Rawrr. The python. (Hisses) Penguin. Awk, awk! (Crystal uses Spinjitzu on him.) How did you—
Crystal: Respect the girl in the dojo got it?
Kai: You might know animals, but we know Spinjitzu.
Dareth: You can train in my dojo anytime and I got it.
(Later The ninja are training Lloyd at the dojo.)
Jay: You must be light on your feet. Hyah!
Cole: When you strike with your fists, concentrate. You may be small, but you're strong.
(Lloyd strikes the boards, making an earthquake. Everyone gasps as they are flown back.)
Jay: That was the power of the Staff of Quakes. And you did it without the Golden Weapon!
Zane: That must be why you have the potential to be the greatest ninja. You can harness all of the Elemental Powers.
Lloyd: Really? Cool.
Wu: With this power, you must be careful. You must control it before it controls you.
Dareth: I have to admit, not bad for a kid. But instead of ten boards, how about fifty? Stack 'em, boys. (Wu and Crystal sigh.)
Dareth: And perhaps if I, Grand Sensei Dareth, can break through them all, you will allow me to join your team and become...(puts on a ninja hood)...the Brown Ninja!
Jay: (Snickers) The Brown Ninja? You gotta be joking!
Cole: Sorry, pal. Club's already full.
Dareth: Okay, okay. Then maybe this demonstration of my superhuman strength may persuade you.
Dareth: Observe. I call upon the greatest animal to give me strength, the Dragon. Heeyah! (He hits the boards, but screams in pain. Everyone but Jeffy and Phil, laughs at him.)
Jay: Oh, man. Ow!
(The destiny shadow comes toward the dojo)
Jay: Hey, that's our ship!
Lloyd: But pirates?
Crystal: But pirates haven't been around for centuries.
Zane: I sense Lord Garmadon is somehow behind this.
Lloyd: How are we gonna follow them?
Kai: (Holds out a bus token) Perhaps this can be of some use. I can't believe I'm saying this, but follow that ship! Ugh, I don't like the kid coming along. It's too dangerous.
Lloyd: Please, please, please. I'll be super good.
Crystal: Sorry Lloyd the powers inside you are still too uncontrollable.
Cole: One of these days you'll be able to join us. Sorry kid.
(Lloyd groans. The ninja climbs onto the roof. Just as they were about to grab the ship's anchor, the bus stops for an old woman to cross the street.)
Jay: Come on, people. We're trying to save the city here!
Cole: It's getting away!
Crystal: I'll take my motorcycle. (She presses the keys and the vehicle drives up to them) See you guys on the ship.
Kai: I'm starting to think we need to get a vehicle.
Cole, Zane, and Jay: Yea.
Woman: (Her bag rips open, spilling its content.) Oh!
(The ninja sighs. Dareth is on his dojo's rooftop.)
Dareth: This is my chance to prove they need the Brown Ninja. Let's do this. (He jumps onto the ship.) Heeyah! Surrender, or face the Brown Ninja.
Soto: Pajama Man! Get him!
Dareth: The wolf. (He howls.) The spider. (He chatters.) The hippo. (He snorts. Soto uses his sword to rip Dareth's shirt.) Those swords are really sharp. (He is tied down.) Aw, nuts.
Crystal: (She gets on the ship and see's Dareth tied up) What are you doing here Dareth?!
Dareth: Uh I was trying to prove my worth to your ninja team. (Crystal sighs and almost gets hit by a sword from the pirates)
Soto: More pajama men or uh women.
Soto: Mates, keep an eye out for any other silly masked pajama people everyone else get her.
Dareth: Oh! Please! Help!
Kai: Ugh, dang it, Dareth.
Cole: We need to get onboard that ship.
Jay: (Sees a costume shop) Ah-ha. There are other ways a ninja can hide in plain sight. (The ninja disguise themselves in pirate costumes.) Wow.
Soto: Hahaha! How about we have him walk the plank? (The pirates laugh.)
Crystal: Not happening! (She lunges toward the pirate)
Dareth: You're making a big mistake. Don't make me call upon the Dragon.
Jay: (To Kai) We have to save him and help Crystal she can't get to Dareth.
Kai: We can't get close enough without blowing our cover.
Soto: Who here wants to see him go splat? (The pirates cheer.)
Jay: Who here wants to see him live? (The pirates cheer, but died down in confusion.)
Soto: Hehe. The plank's getting shorter, huh?
Dareth: We don't need to do this, fellas. I'm a lousy martial artist. What I do, I wouldn't even call it an art. I know I'm a brown belt, but I painted it. And my trophies, they're all fake. (Kai and Jay groan. Dareth is pushed off the plank.) Aah!
Lloyd: Woo-hoo! (He saves Dareth on the Ultra Dragon.)
Dareth: I-I called the Dragon. I-I called the Dragon! (He laughs.)
Ninja: Ninja, go! (The ninja switch to their gis.)
Soto: More pajama men?
Crystal: I was starting to wonder when you guys would get here.
Kai: Ninja versus pirates. Who will win?
(The fight commence.)
Parrot: Awk, left! No, the other left. Awk! Right!
(Jay breaks open a gumball machine, making everyone—even the ninja—slip.)
Cole: Ugh, Jay!
Jay: Oops!
Crystal: Ugh.
Lloyd: Ninja, go! (He boards the ship, knocking out Zane and Soto.)
Soto: Pirate, go!
Kai: Lloyd! You're not supposed to be here! (He puts him in a barrel)
Crystal: Kai that's even more dangerous! (Lloyd accidentally pushes Kai off the ship.)
Crystal: Told yea so!
Kai: Aah! (He holds onto the anchor, which causes destruction to the city.) Sorry about that! I'll pay for that! Ah, that's gonna leave a mark! Oops, hehe.
Soto: Come here, you blurry little munchkin!
Lloyd: Ninja, go! (He uses Spinjitzu and breaks free of his barrel.) Whoa, Spinjitzu! I just did Spinjitzu for the first time! (Soto kicks Lloyd, who flips the switch before the anchor and Kai hit a gas tanker.)
Kai: Whoo, haha!
Garmadon: My son. He's growing stronger.
(Lloyd uses his power.)
Kai: Lloyd! Don't! Your powers are too uncontrollable!
Lloyd: Aah! (The ship's mast falls on top of the ninja.)
Soto: You lose, Pajama People.
Crystal: Oh Great!
Soto: Now you're walking the plank.
(Nya, in her samurai mech, comes to put the mast back in place, freeing the ninja.)
Jay: Who wins between pirates and ninja? It's Samurai!
(Nya chuckles and Jay sighs.)
(The pirates are shown being placed in police cars.)
Police: Good work, team.
Kai: Don't forget to include this guy. (He gives Lloyd a noogie and Lloyd laughs.)
Police: Uh, that your ship?
Jay: It sure is.
Crystal: Uh
Garmadon: (Having taken control of the ship again.) Sorry, you snooze, you lose.
Kai: Lord Garmadon!
Lloyd: Dad!
Garmadon: You're becoming stronger, son, but you'll never be strong enough to defeat me. Give up, before it's too late. (Lloyd looks at the ninja before looking back at his father; he stands by his friends.) Have it your way. Another day, ninja. Another day.
Jay: Ah, great. Lord Garmadon is back, and now he's got our ship.
Cole: Well, at least we've got this little guy.
(Garmadon laughs as he flies away. Dareth tries to sneak-attack on Jay. Jay grunts and flips Dareth.)
Dareth: Oh, come on, guys. I Dareth you to forgive me.
Crystal: We forgive you.
(The ninja and Dareth laughs.)