Main pairing: Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi)
Other pairing(s): Daisuga (Daichi x Sugawara) / Asanoya (Asahi x Nishinoya) / Ennotana (Ennoshita x Tanaka) / Kinonari (Kinoshita x Narita) / Kagehina (Kageyama x Hinata) / Kiyoyachi (Kiyoko x Yachi) / Ukatake (Takeda x Ukai) / Kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma) / Levyaku (Lev x Yaku) / Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa) / Kinkuni (Kunimi x Kindaichi) / Matsuhana (Matsuhana x Hanamakki) / Kyouhaba (Kyoutani x Yahaba) / Ushiten (Tendou x Ushijima) / Semishira (Semi x Shirabu) / Aofuta (Aone x Futakuchi) / Bokuaka (Bokuto x Akaashi) / Arankita (Aran x Kita) / Osasuna (Osamu x Suna) / Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu)
Warnings: None
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I SPENT 5 FUCKING MINUTES JUST TO WRITE THE OTHER PAIRINGS PART KILL ME
*Karasuno, Nekoma, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Fukurodani, Shiratorizawa, Itachiyama and Inarizaki is having fun at a training camp, playing truth or dare*
Oikawa: Yamaguchi, truth or dare?
Yamaguchi: Dare.
Oikawa: I dare you to expose everyone here, including yourself.
Yamaguchi: Alrig-
Oikawa: But! You have to let someone complete your sentences.
Yamaguchi: Ok, but do you want me to do it, like... relationship-wise?
Oikawa: Yes! But I want proof as well. Start.
Tsukishima: Ok then, shall we?
Yamaguchi: Mhm. Let's start with Karasuno... We know about Kiyoko-san and Yachi-
Tsukishima: Daichi-san and Suga-san-
Yamaguchi: Asahi-san and Noya-san-
Tsukishima: Tanaka-san and Ennoshita-san-
Yamaguchi: Kinoshita-san and Narita-san-
Tsukishima: Kageyama and Hinata-
Yamaguchi: Coach Ukai and Takeda Sensei...
Atsumu: What?! Even your coaches are dating?
Narita: Nobody is straight in our team.
Yamaguchi: Next we have...
Tsukishima: Nekoma.
Yamaguchi: In which we have, Kuroo and Kenma,
Tsukishima: Lev and Yaku.
(But why does Lev look like an elf tho-)
Yamaguchi: Aoba Johsai.
Oikawa: Maybe this wasn't such a bright idea.
*Tsukishima, smirks*: Oh, trust us-
*Yamaguchi, smiles with a smile scarier than Kageyama*: It wasn't.
Oikawa: Oh shit.
Tsukishima: Iwaizumi and Oikawa-
Yamaguchi: Kunimi and Kindaichi-
Tsukishima: Matsukawa and Hanamakki-
(The artist of the Matsuhana pic wanted me to take the fanart down, so here's another one)
Yamaguchi: Kyoutani and Yahaba.
Iwaizumi: Why did you give them this dare?
Oikawa: I'm questioning that myself.
Tsukishima: Shiratorizawa.
Yamaguchi: Tendou and Ushijima-
Tsukishima: Semi and Shirabu.
Yamaguchi: In Date Tech, we have-
Tsukishima: Aone and Futakuchi (I can't find any photos for Aofuta kill me)
Yamaguchi: In Fukurodani, we have-
Tsukishima: Bokuto and Akaashi.
Yamaguchi: Inarizaki.
Osamu: Oh no.
Tsukishima: Aran and Kita-
Yamaguchi: Osamu and Suna-
Tsukishima: And our only couple from different teams-
Yamaguchi: Sakusa and...
Tsukishima: Atsumu.
Hinata: How much do you guys know?..
Yamaguchi: We know-
Tsukishima: Everything.
Tanaka: I'm scared of you guys now.
*Yamaguchi and Tsukishima smirking*
Yamaguchi: Oh-
Tsukishima: Trust-
Yamaguchi: Us-
Tsukishima: You-
Yamaguchi: Should-
Tsukishima: Be.
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(Yeah I don't really like this one but I spent like an hour and a half on it so...)